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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I used my airline miles that were about to expire and subscribed to like fifty magazines. I don't remember what I got. But none of them were porn or anything. I think I'll have an impressive coffee table. Anyone else show off their fancy magazines like they're smart?

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tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


You could've bought alcohol isntead :cripes:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I show how smart I am by never having magazines, I just constantly wow people with really clever conversation

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
I choose dentists, medics and shrinks based on their magazine collection.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I don't fly a lot so I can't really add much to tow conversation :smith:

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
I also got those United mailers, on the one hand seems dumb to use miles for magazines, on the other hand, I'm never using those miles gently caress United

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



u guys ever go to duty free at the airports and take a rippin poo poo on the floor and ring the bell at the cashier and the when the cashier comes u say hey is this duty free and she says ya and u say then explain this and point to the rippin poo poo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

u guys ever go to duty free at the airports and take a rippin poo poo on the floor and ring the bell at the cashier and the when the cashier comes u say hey is this duty free and she says ya and u say then explain this and point to the rippin poo poo

No I haven't I don't fly that often :smith:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

No I haven't I don't fly that often :smith:

me neither but we all rip shits my man

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

me neither but we all rip shits my man

Wise words. Wise, words.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Use your airline miles to explore the country you butt.

I just used mine to book a flight to new Orleans

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
As for magazines ( or 'zines as the hipsters say) my dad gives me his old national geographic issues. They're doing a real cool series about the national park system

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I used my miles go on vacation.
you got boned op

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I put magazines in the magazine rack in the toilet and only move them once completely warped and yellowed from overflow piss spray

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

No I haven't I don't fly that often :smith:

Some places don't even require you to have an international destination.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

shoophobo posted:

I used my miles go on vacation.
you got boned op

Eh, didn't have enough to go anywhere I haven't already been or care to go. Question: magazines on the coffee table or guest bathroom or both

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i give my airline miles to the homeless

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


King of Bees posted:

Eh, didn't have enough to go anywhere I haven't already been or care to go. Question: magazines on the coffee table or guest bathroom or both

Both. The feel of a doctors office and a home.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

The Aardvark posted:

Both. The feel of a doctors office and a home.

I like your style

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My credit card turns my points into gift cards for me, so I jus use them for whatever I want.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

My credit card turns my points into gift cards for me, so I jus use them for whatever I want.

Use them for sweet mags.

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