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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Charcoal gives the best flavor. A decent charcoal grill costs about 1/4 of a decent has grill.

Only drawback to charcoal is you have to let the coals heat up for like twenty minutes before using :rolleyes:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Use a smoker you loving plebs

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

gizmojumpjet posted:

If you're not a charcoal man, you're not a man at all.

If you do not use natural lump, there may be a question of your gender identity.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Charcoal takes like 15 minutes to heat with a chimney starter. I don't know what you idiots with your lighter fluid and stacking poo poo are doing.

They are now using gas and wondering why they cannot get it hot enough to cook a steak properly.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Cartouche posted:

They are now using gas and wondering why they cannot get it hot enough to cook a steak properly.

I'm searing mine in a cast iron skillet and finishing it in the oven. :shrug:

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

Gas because that is what my outdoor kitchen uses because we are not filthy poors that mess with gross and dirty charcoal, I supervised the cooking of two lesbians dealing with charcoal last thanksgiving and it just turned into a disaster because coal is filthy and gross instead of a nice stainless steel grill with a marble countertop as Jesus intended.

Dumb human being $30k millionaire doesn't understand that charcoal is wood, news at 11

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Also if you share a common outdoor kitchen it is not yours hope this helps

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It doesn't count if it ain't coal

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Three Olives posted:

I supervised the cooking of two lesbians

Did you cook them whole or filleted? Asking for a friend.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Pope Mobile posted:

I'm searing mine in a cast iron skillet and finishing it in the oven. :shrug:

That just shows ineptitude with manly flames.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

drunkb posted:

Can't we just agree on something gbs? Charcoal when done properly does taste slightly better. It takes prep time and patience. Propane can taste quite similar and takes less prep and next to no cleanup. If your time isn't worth much, use charcoal and wait and then dig out your remains. If that is not the case, turn the propane grill on high for a few minutes to get hot and then eat soon after.

Quit mincing around and apologizing charcoal tastes way better and takes almost zero extra effort gas is for fat housewives and very bad posters

Recluse
Mar 5, 2004

Yeah, I did that.
Propane is only good for one thing -- starting my charcoal grill:

EDIT: poo poo, wrong link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1IfpujN2M0

Recluse fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jun 8, 2016

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Pope Mobile posted:

I'm searing mine in a cast iron skillet and finishing it in the oven. :shrug:

This. This is what the pros do.

Grills are for hotdogs and hamboogers.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Sheep-Goats posted:

Quit mincing around and apologizing charcoal tastes way better and takes almost zero extra effort gas is for fat housewives and very bad posters

No it doesn't taste way better
Yes it takes extra effort
Yes it is easy enough for a fat housewife
Please don't sign your post

Straight forward enough for ya?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JB50 posted:

This. This is what the pros do.

Grills are for hotdogs and hamboogers.

What

No

Grill a steak fer fucks sake

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

drunkb posted:

No it doesn't taste way better
Yes it takes extra effort
Yes it is easy enough for a fat housewife
Please don't sign your post

Straight forward enough for ya?

^^ Idiot boy in this thread ^^

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Sheep-Goats posted:

What

No

Grill a steak fer fucks sake

Sheep, when you gonna make a new animals thread?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
:gas:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Propane because it's easier and I use the propane for other poo poo besides cooking. Propane is cheap as gently caress at my local Costco too.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

Sheep, when you gonna make a new animals thread?

People are sick of them

Maybe in a long time

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Recluse posted:

Propane is only good for one thing -- starting my charcoal grill:

EDIT: poo poo, wrong link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1IfpujN2M0

what kind of fuccboi cant properly light a charcoal grill

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Airborne Viking posted:

Propane because it's easier and I use the propane for other poo poo besides cooking. Propane is cheap as gently caress at my local Costco too.

Shame

Shame

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
I sucked off Hank Hill and he paid me in propane. So propane is my choice.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Airborne Viking posted:

Propane because it's easier and I use the propane for other poo poo besides cooking. Propane is cheap as gently caress at my local Costco too.

Yeah, but around here they make you leave the empties outside while you go buy a new one. I don't like that. :colbert:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

The Bananana posted:

Yeah, but around here they make you leave the empties outside while you go buy a new one. I don't like that. :colbert:

They make you pay for a new tank each time? gently caress that noise. :psypop:

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Sheep-Goats posted:

^^ Idiot boy in this thread ^^

Finally something we can agree upon. Doesn't mean that I am wrong. Because I am not.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Airborne Viking posted:

They make you pay for a new tank each time? gently caress that noise. :psypop:

Naw, it's like, if you bring your empty, which they give you credit for, and they only charge you for the gas, and hand you a full can. But you have to leave your empty outside the store. Um... ok, so like, anyone can steal it?!

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Charcoal and cedar chips.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
is charcoal vs. gas the new beans vs. no beans? stay tuned to find out!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm on the charcoal side

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Airborne Viking posted:

Propane because it's easier and I use the propane for other poo poo besides cooking. Propane is cheap as gently caress at my local Costco too.

Just curious, but what uses does propane have besides cooking and powering forklifts?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



criscodisco posted:

Just curious, but what uses does propane have besides cooking and powering forklifts?

Can make your house smell funny, and also explode.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

criscodisco posted:

Just curious, but what uses does propane have besides cooking and powering forklifts?

You can freeze stuff with it

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if you don't use charcoal suck my cock

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
There are outdoor propane heaters. Propane is also used to power some fork lifts.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i only use 100% hardwood charcoal in my forklist.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i use my hibachi to grill veggies, portabella mushrooms and the occasional veggie italian sausage. no animal butts on my grizill pls

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
You're all forgetting wood pellets grills.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm pimping sweet lady propane all over this city

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lost my retainer
Oct 28, 2002

Blow me
I grill my meat over vine wood, it tastes good.

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