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It's pretty obvious by now that Donald J. Trump is going to be the 45th president of the United States, but what's less obvious is the different roles we're going to have once he begins his inevitable ascent to God-Emperor. Whether you're a mud farmer scraping a meager living in the barren wastes that once was the midwest, or a member of Trump's cybernetic praetorian guard in neo-Atlantic City, everyone will have a role to play. So tell me goons, where will you fit in during the reign of Trump?
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Not at all. In fact, none of us probably do.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:25
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NEET
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Jun 8, 2016 02:28
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butchered for food by mad maxian marauders in the wasteland, maybe my bones could be used in the Wall somehow.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:28
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What's the English equivalent of "Intifada"?
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Jun 8, 2016 02:28
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presidential weed tester
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Jun 8, 2016 02:31
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Iron Prince posted:presidential weed tester More like presidential butt-wiper
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Jun 8, 2016 02:31
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Insurgent
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Jun 8, 2016 02:32
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noctambulous nebab posted:More like presidential butt-wiper just so long as the pays good. no shame in touchin' poo butt for cash.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:33
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Wall builder.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:34
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Pawn 17 posted:Wall builder. Ah, a Mexican! Welcome to the forums.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:35
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Part time wall guard/part time coyote
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Jun 8, 2016 02:35
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freedom fighter
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Jun 8, 2016 02:37
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I'll play bass. Ppl always need a bass player.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:38
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noctambulous nebab posted:Ah, a Mexican! Welcome to the forums. gracias amigo
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Jun 8, 2016 02:41
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i'll live naked in a cage on a high platform serving as bait, until someone stops long enough for my gang to waylay them
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Jun 8, 2016 02:42
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Pawn 17 posted:gracias amigo Encantada. 
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Jun 8, 2016 02:45
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'll play bass. Ppl always need a bass player. it's a black guy, get him!
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Jun 8, 2016 02:46
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I'll probably get into the HR side of yardwork or the fruit industry. Going to be a lot of money in workers in those fields.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:47
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Dead
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Jun 8, 2016 02:49
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corpse
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Jun 8, 2016 02:52
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Trump Ideas Guy. I'll come up with some really good, great ideas to help Trump make the country great. You thought making Mexico build the wall was a good idea? Just a warm up for all the ideas I'll come up with. The ideas I'll come up with will be great, they're the best ideas and they'll make America great again. How do we pay for all these ideas? They'll pay for themselves you dummy. If not we'll make some some low energy country pay for them, that's what I learned in the business world.
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Jun 8, 2016 02:52
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I'm going to just stand on street corners holding an umbrella and claim that I'm a rainmaker in this trickle-down economy maybe I'll get hired as some sort of consultant
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Jun 8, 2016 02:53
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gay sex slave wasn't an option
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Jun 8, 2016 02:54
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Should have been a checkbox poll - wanted to roll crazy preacher AND wandering mystic
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Jun 8, 2016 02:54
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If I survive, I'll end up being a mud farmer. But I'll be terrible at farming mud and end up dead in a pile of dirt.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:09
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:What's the English equivalent of "Intifada"? "HIV"
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Jun 8, 2016 03:12
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Lone Samurai, skilled int he ways of Gun-cota
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Jun 8, 2016 03:13
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Master Programmer in charge of guarding The Wall with Trump Drones.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:19
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I will work my way up from 1st Spear Centurion to Field Commander of Trump's multi-ethnic All-America Legion, fighting in the civil wars against White Liberal Racists. Eventually, I will enter a degenerate affair with the sultry Queen of ancient Mexico, become addicted to opium, and redeem myself at the last with a noble suicide.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:21
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Trump needs a deformed midget court jester
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Jun 8, 2016 03:21
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catamite
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Jun 8, 2016 03:29
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i will toil beside my ethnically impure brethren in the presidentenführer's great cocaine mines, until my blood feeds the soil of the thirsty, wasted earth
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Jun 8, 2016 03:38
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a creepy-rear end silhouette on a scorched wall trump 2016: because the apocalypse will be heralded by a single scream of "SAD!" from @potus
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Jun 8, 2016 03:41
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living in obscurity, squalor
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Jun 8, 2016 03:55
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i'm building a massive attic for the inferior races to hide in when trump begins the exterminations.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:59
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i will record the greatest deeds and greatest dudes and greatest doo-doos of the time, for they are all equally important and memorable
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Jun 8, 2016 04:03
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"Victim"
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Jun 8, 2016 04:04
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head of a militia formed in my neighborhood to ensure that the Trump Troopers don't ransack the many Bangladeshi (Muslim) owned businesses here
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Jun 8, 2016 05:08
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Why not just, you know, convert. So simple.
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