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So you like sports huh? You like watching men run around on a field for 90+ minutes just kicking a ball back and forth? That is the most boring thing. Oh, faking injuries in soccer is an art form. You pay one guy like 100 million dollars just to run around for 90 minutes and sometimes make a goal. Soccer is stupid. In real football people wear armor and have CTEs. On the flipside though, it is usually like a 2 second play, 5 minutes of commercials, and 3 minutes of instant replay. The same 4 teams go to the playoffs every year too, pretty much. Baseball? Baseball is for idiots. Hitting a ball with a stick and watching men with mitts running around trying to catch it. The average baseball inning lasts 3 hours. Not really but it seems like it. It is a good way to waste time but that is about it. Basketball is full of exciting , never mind. They dribble a ball and jump and put the ball through the hoop. Sometimes referred to as a dunk. This goes on for the whole game. Basketball is pointless. Hockey, hockey is so terrible one year the finals got interrupted for pre-horse racing coverage that is how bad hockey is. George carlin said it best about golf, it's like watching flies gently caress. Nascar is a sport? Driving around in a circle is a sport, who knew. If I forgot you sport of choice go ahead and list it, because chances are it is probably terrible and a waste of time too.
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What is your take on e-sports?
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espor-Edgar posted:What is your take on e-sports? gently caress
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Real men play lacrosse.
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have you considered human sociability?
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Jun 8, 2016 03:02
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*drops bong* BWWWWHHUUUUT?!?
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Jun 8, 2016 03:02
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You were picked last at lunchtime weren't you op.
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actually sports are good
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Edgar posted:What is your take on e-sports? Bunch of grown manchildren yelling "your mom" into a microphone for 15 minutes straight is exciting. These people make 100k for this bullshit. What the hell is wrong with this picture.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:07
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Sepak takraw is the only good sport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGd6oowuAYQ
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generally agreed that pro sports suck, but playing them recreationally is very much a good time, op.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:10
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Watching basketball can be really fun but please don't watch the rest of the finals, they are not good at all and it will make you angrier.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:13
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Enfield posted:actually sports are good
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Lime Tonics posted:So you like sports huh? You like watching men run around on a field for 90+ minutes just kicking a ball back and forth? That is the most boring thing. Oh, faking injuries in soccer is an art form. You pay one guy like 100 million dollars just to run around for 90 minutes and sometimes make a goal. Soccer is stupid. I'm sorry Costa Rica sucks at soccer
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Jun 8, 2016 03:16
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Agreed OP, but you forgot the only real sport: Battlebots.
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for shame OP, have you really no knowledge nor appreciation whatsoever for the redemptive power of sport?
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i watched flies gently caress once. it was actually pretty fascinating, not to mention more than a little titillating.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:24
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Stuffguyman posted:Agreed OP, but you forgot the only real sport: Battlebots.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:26
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Happy Bear Suit posted:the smooth wedge-shaped one always wins
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Jun 8, 2016 03:29
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god bless hocky
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Jun 8, 2016 03:35
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its a good way to get away with rape (whites only)
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Jun 8, 2016 03:36
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i submit not liking sports as evidence for me being smart
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Jellidelic posted:i submit not liking sports as evidence for me being smart something doesnt check out here *computer spits out 30feet of paper with wrror messages and catches on fire*
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Soccer is good
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what are we supposed to do idiot, go to war? thats expensive
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the biggest problems with soccer are it takes to long to make goals and it's hard to watch on tv, they should make the field smaller and solve both
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Rollerball is a good sport
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Cantaloupe posted:the biggest problems with soccer are it takes to long to make goals and it's hard to watch on tv, they should make the field smaller and solve both I think it's actually one of the best sports to watch on tv, no commercials (except at half time).
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Yeah but moments like that Zidane headbutt make it all worth it.
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Basketball sucks because a bunch of inbred hillbilly fucks stole our regions team. Baseball and football are ok IMO
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Roylicious posted:Yeah but moments like that Zidane headbutt make it all worth it. See what they should do is make soccer more like hockey. more scoring and fights are allowed
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I think it's actually one of the best sports to watch on tv, no commercials (except at half time). a tv show where you can't get up to get a beer or take a piss is a bad show
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Jun 8, 2016 20:18
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Is this a callout thread for paul soccer
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Curling for life! Live by a weird broom and a rock, die by a weird broom and a rock!!!!
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Mange Mite posted:a tv show where you can't get up to get a beer or take a piss is a bad show You must love Monday Night Football.
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Pro fishing is The poo poo!
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What about gladiatorial combat?
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rocket_man38 posted:What about gladiatorial combat? most matches were staged, people didnt die that often basically the equivalent of wwe or rather vvvve
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Baseball is fun. It's best when played, failing that, seen live. It's not a good tv sport.
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