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Azor Ahai
Jun 5, 2016

by zen death robot
Before I get banned will somebody in tampa, please hang out with me one time? I have alienated all of my past relatives and friends with my undiagnosed personality disorder and know that I am better with therapy and medicine they don't care about me anymore. I am a cinephile and a casual gamer. This is my last shot. If I can't meet any likeminded folks here I may as well just give up. Give a brotha a chance.

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White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Hi friend

www
Aug 4, 2010

hope u find a friend JP, its a lonely world out there

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Friends are overrated Jon.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
hi friend, if you ever make it to boston i will hang with you

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Hey look more of my friends showing up.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I don't live in Tampa mr. Pop but I'd hang out with you if I did. Don't give up either, it ain't constructive.

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Let's make this a party :woop::woop::woop:

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



JP I'm not going to bother giving advice because you have heard it all a thousand times already. Just keep working on yourself, then get the gently caress away from your toxic family, THEN worry about friendship.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
we're all friends in gbs :)

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

How does it feel to have 7 new friends op?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Cuckoo posted:

JP I'm not going to bother giving advice because you have heard it all a thousand times already. Just keep working on yourself, then get the gently caress away from your toxic family, THEN worry about friendship.

Yeah your family sounds a lot crazier than you do. You still sound crazy, but you'd probably seem more normal if you weren't around them.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
Why not? Who couldn't use a new friend?

Azor Ahai posted:

I am a cinephile and a casual gamer.

Nope. Nevermind.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
What kind of movies do you like JP? What games do you play? If you have GTA Online for PC you can come play with me and we can be friends. We can kill hookers together!

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Don't be friends with Windows 98, he will shovel you in the back.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


let's be "forums friends" which is like real friends except i don't invite you into my home

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


I would be there if I was in Tampa for real

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Motion to let Jon Pop stay unbanned and let him become all of our friends

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
How do people suddenly know a new account is Jon pop?

Jon pop, if you ever come out to Cali, I'll show you around man.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
I would be there if Tampa was real

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Also gently caress you JP for taking a badass GoT name. Now it's going to be banned and no one else will get to use it.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Jon pop hang out here. You can find friends here

Recommend talking about movies and games. Stay on subjects that will keep this account going

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

greg sexyvibes posted:

How do people suddenly know a new account is Jon pop?

He did nothing to disguise it.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

donkey salami posted:

Jon pop hang out here. You can find friends here

Recommend talking about movies and games. Stay on subjects that will keep this account going

And don't talk about how you think women are evil, deceitful, etc.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
If Jon Pop pretended to be somebody other than Jon Pop then that wouldn't be any fun.

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Nigmaetcetera posted:

He did nothing to disguise it.

Like what? Did you get his IP address somehow? Hack his mainframes? Or do you just know his lonely posting style?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

greg sexyvibes posted:

Like what? Did you get his IP address somehow? Hack his mainframes? Or do you just know his lonely posting style?

He said he was lonely and from Tampa and posted several threads in rapid succession, including one two trying to meet women.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Azor Ahai posted:

I am a cinephile

Mods KNEW

Azor Ahai
Jun 5, 2016

by zen death robot

Nigmaetcetera posted:

And don't talk about how you think women are evil, deceitful, etc.

That's just trolling for attention. I am invisible in real life. I just want someone to acknowledge me even if it's for bad things.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Azor Ahai posted:

That's just trolling for attention. I am invisible in real life. I just want someone to acknowledge me even if it's for bad things.

I hereby acknowledge you. You are real and of the same value as any other human.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

greg sexyvibes posted:

How do people suddenly know a new account is Jon pop?

Jon pop, if you ever come out to Cali, I'll show you around man.

because he started another thread about Tampa

not even forums poster City of Tampa cares enough about Tampa to post threads about Tampa

that, and his "won't someone be my friend" schtick

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Maybe check out one of the online game groups

Play with some goons here

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Azor Ahai posted:

That's just trolling for attention. I am invisible in real life. I just want someone to acknowledge me even if it's for bad things.

no you don't, jon pop

now let that nice lady out of your basement

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Azor Ahai posted:

That's just trolling for attention. I am invisible in real life. I just want someone to acknowledge me even if it's for bad things.

the cia could use a man like you. how much experience do you have with a sniper rifle

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

MiracleWhale posted:

the cia could use a man like you. how much experience do you have with a sniper rifle

The CIA probably has more sophisticated ways of offing foreigners than guns.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
jon pop i will be your friend. sike!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

no.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

quick now is your chance to murder a nerd. act fast

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Nigmaetcetera posted:

The CIA probably has more sophisticated ways of offing foreigners than guns.

that's just what they want you to think

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I could use a black friend. It will definitely help when I am arguing about if I am racist or not.

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