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I got $10 Kroger flip flops and I don't give a gently caress
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 00:17 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:08 |
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Dang, get some lotion. Ain't no sense in going out that ashy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 00:31 |
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Well-made Roman-style sandals are stylish as gently caress, and foam flap-flops are great for loving about in the yard.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 00:34 |
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tazjin posted:Nice you're a German tourist now I'm like the only white dude in my neighborhood and all the foreign tourists want to ask me for directions, people actually cross the street to speak bad English at me "you ah, amaydican? We need for directions go to how you say, HASSENFEFFERFARFËNUGANKLEINSCHEISSHUND bike ah, rental shop?"
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 00:45 |
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JiveHonky posted:i hope you step on a rusty nail and get tetris Anyway if you're up to date on your tetanus shot, who cares? Step on all the rusty nails you want.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 00:59 |
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Absolute Lithops posted:This is a mysterious post because you can't tell whether JiveHonky wrote "tetris" on purpose. they just found out that tetanus shots last at least 2x as long as originally thought. so we can all go step on nails!
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:31 |
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Revenants Return posted:This is basically what I got.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:37 |
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who hasn't thought about strapping some sandals on your feet with those long leg wrappings and pretending they are a gladiator, complete with funny helmet and weird leather skirt which is both protective and well-ventilated, and, once the genitals are completely open to the air, enjoying the juxtaposition of cool, dry genitalia and blood-thirst combat that only a true gladiator outfit (with sandals) can create?
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:38 |
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nothing let's the world know you're gay and proud better than sandals
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:39 |
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Iron Prince posted:nothing let's the world know you're gay and proud better than sandals
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:43 |
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they say closeted gay
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:45 |
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Iron Prince posted:nothing let's the world know you're gay and proud better than sandals This but unironically
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:46 |
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numberoneposter posted:ok gaydar what about boat shoes Well, I have 6 pair of boat shoes in assorted colors/patterns, and I'm gayer than old Paree, does that clear anything up?
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:50 |
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satanic splash-back posted:who hasn't thought about strapping some sandals on your feet with those long leg wrappings and pretending they are a gladiator, complete with funny helmet and weird leather skirt which is both protective and well-ventilated, and, once the genitals are completely open to the air, enjoying the juxtaposition of cool, dry genitalia and blood-thirst combat that only a true gladiator outfit (with sandals) can create? I feel so exposed and physically charged with an instinctive vulnerability and it is electrifying.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 03:53 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I feel so exposed and physically charged with an instinctive vulnerability and it is electrifying. it is what i would call a "thumbs up" experience
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 04:13 |
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its fun guessing who the poo poo posting retards that spam threads in gbs are reregs of. my money is on rr being sstary skies above everyones favorite incel
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 04:47 |
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satanic splash-back posted:it is what i would call a "thumbs up" experience Anyway this is the sandals thread so we're gonna have to make efforts for toe-related verbiage: That sounds like a real "white knuckle" experience!
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 05:14 |
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criscodisco posted:Well, I have 6 pair of boat shoes in assorted colors/patterns, and I'm gayer than old Paree, does that clear anything up?
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 06:04 |
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criscodisco posted:Well, I have 6 pair of boat shoes in assorted colors/patterns, and I'm gayer than old Paree, does that clear anything up? pm me
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 06:05 |
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TIL goons think sandals and flip flops are the same thing.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 06:45 |
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Haier posted:TIL goons think sandals and flip flops are the same thing.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 07:05 |
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im a birkenstock guy myself can i show you my leica?
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 07:31 |
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numberoneposter posted:im a birkenstock guy myself can i show you my leica? Bro I got some heady wire wraps let's trade.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 08:26 |
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criscodisco posted:Well, I have 6 pair of boat shoes in assorted colors/patterns, and I'm gayer than old Paree, does that clear anything up? what in your life led to this
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 08:32 |
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looking fresh as gently caress
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 09:01 |
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Iron Prince posted:they say closeted gay Ok this part at least is true
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 11:27 |
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Haier posted:TIL goons think sandals and flip flops are the same thing. Flip flops are a type of sandal
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 11:28 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:what in your life led to this Knowing how to dress for the occasion?
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 11:39 |
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criscodisco posted:Knowing how to dress for the occasion? there is no such occasion that would warrant boatshoes and there isn't something better/not stupid you could wear instead
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 12:07 |
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I am sorry that you are so terribly wrong.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 12:13 |
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Boat shoes were popular like 5 years ago, now they're mostly for frat bros and not adults
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 12:21 |
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Or being on a boat.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 12:40 |
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Went for a nice 3 to 4 mile walk the other day. Was too lazy to go upstairs and grab socks, so I just wore sandals. My feet ended up hurting. Not a lot of support in those fellas.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 13:23 |
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criscodisco posted:Or being on a boat. actual boat shoes look like this now
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 13:49 |
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Lt. Chips posted:Went for a nice 3 to 4 mile walk the other day. Was too lazy to go upstairs and grab socks, so I just wore sandals. My feet ended up hurting. Not a lot of support in those fellas. sounds like your foot muscles are weak your feet shouldnt need support
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 13:51 |
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Whatup bitches. I own a pair of 100 dollah closed toe sandals. Made by clarks, a leather goods retailer that also sells purses, which gives you and idea of how awesome and super manly they are. I don't loving care what anyone has to say. gently caress haters. They are the second most comfortable footware I've ever owned, right after my pair of old rear end docs thay are litterally moulded to the souls of my feet at this point. I would kill a man for trying to steal these sandals.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 14:03 |
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I like my $30 Teva sandals. I wear them all the time when I'm out of work. Super comfortable and solid.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 14:22 |
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I have sandals that I bought for $4 three or four years ago. They're fine when I need to take the garbage out, but I'd never wear them around because the sole rubs my feet wrong and they hurt. My college roommate wore Tevas and they smelled horrible, like they made everything in the room stink like a dirty foot, so I'll never buy or wear Tevas and when I see them I can't help but remember how badly they smelled.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 15:21 |
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Gaunab posted:looking fresh as gently caress Do people wear socks and sandals ironically now? The rest of that outfit seems too fashionable for it to be legit. Goddamn people, first they came for our pulled up tube socks, then they came for our socks and sandals... next thing you know, it'll be "cool" to wear cargo pants and the whole cycle will start all over again.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 15:39 |
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Don't know how I forgot that ops gimmick is pretending that he doesn't know op only refers to the thread poster
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 16:29 |