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Voting this thread a 5 so everyone comes in and sees what a piece of poo poo the OP is
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Wendigee posted:I prefer lean beef so im okay with that. I always cut out the fat if I'm served a steak with a rind or a vein through it. Lol
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Jun 9, 2016 04:56
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Chinatown posted:congrats on having poo poo meat for literally your entire life Lol at caring about eating when you could smoke and drink yourself into non-existence.
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Jun 9, 2016 04:57
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fight my pretties yessss! *twirls fingers elaborately* for I am the puppet master!
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Jun 9, 2016 04:58
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Aralan posted:Voting this thread a 5 so everyone comes in and sees what a piece of poo poo the OP is 
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Jun 9, 2016 05:01
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has anyone ever been killed by a praying mantis? those things are incredibly mean looking, swords for arms, near 360 degree vision, camouflage, killer instinct, the ability to grow 50 feet and take women hostage making them scream for my assistance which allows me to finally have a reason to talk to a woman that doesn't frighten them worse than the circumstances which led me to talk to them (that last one might have been a nitrous dream, not really clear on that one)... praying mantises seem lethal. how many people have died from praying mantis attacks?
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Jun 9, 2016 05:03
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Hector Beerlioz posted:That just means you made it taste good <scribbles in notebook, changes hector's rating to 6.5/10>
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Jun 9, 2016 05:04
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satanic splash-back posted:has anyone ever been killed by a praying mantis? those things are incredibly mean looking, swords for arms, near 360 degree vision, camouflage, killer instinct, the ability to grow 50 feet and take women hostage making them scream for my assistance which allows me to finally have a reason to talk to a woman that doesn't frighten them worse than the circumstances which led me to talk to them (that last one might have been a nitrous dream, not really clear on that one)... praying mantises seem lethal. how many people have died from praying mantis attacks? zero you moron, praying mantii are out of phase with normal matter
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Jun 9, 2016 05:04
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I look to praying mantis to inform my knowledge of women.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:05
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AugmentedVision posted:zero you moron, praying mantii are out of phase with normal matter yeah, sure, okay, i believe that 
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Jun 9, 2016 05:05
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Men are lemmings on the cliff and women take the whole thing as a joke.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:05
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I marinate my steak in beer. Dark beer.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:05
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praying mantis are fun to order several egg pods of off amazon and let them out in your yard they eat all the nasty bugs and sometimes will hang out on your screen door protecting you from spiders and they are super cool to watch
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Jun 9, 2016 05:06
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I marinate my steak in beer. you....marinate....? hahah lmao
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Jun 9, 2016 05:06
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satanic splash-back posted:has anyone ever been killed by a praying mantis? those things are incredibly mean looking, swords for arms, near 360 degree vision, camouflage, killer instinct, the ability to grow 50 feet and take women hostage making them scream for my assistance which allows me to finally have a reason to talk to a woman that doesn't frighten them worse than the circumstances which led me to talk to them (that last one might have been a nitrous dream, not really clear on that one)... praying mantises seem lethal. how many people have died from praying mantis attacks? Hundreds, it's a real problem in some parts of the United States, that's why they call the region Mantis Alley
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Jun 9, 2016 05:06
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Beef is tender cooked very fast or very slow the done-ness doesn't effect the tenderness. If the cooking time is more than 10 minutes or less than 45 you will have tough beef regardless of how done it is.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:07
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unless youre makin carne asada/flank steak or tri-tip why are u marinating your freakin steak
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Jun 9, 2016 05:07
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woman love a man who cooks *spends hundreds of hours researching cooking on the internet, never talks to a women or anyone*
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Jun 9, 2016 05:09
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i just let my get to room temp then salt and pepper on both sides. tossed into my skillet that had been on high for 5 minutes. it made a nice crust.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:10
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Im going to eat the luxurious meat that was prepared one of three ways right now.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:10
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i've got a big fuckin' turd brewing in these bowels
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Jun 9, 2016 05:11
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Wendigee posted:i just let my get to room temp then salt and pepper on both sides. tossed into my skillet that had been on high for 5 minutes. it made a nice crust. ya buddy
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Jun 9, 2016 05:19
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noctambulous nebab posted:Im going to eat the luxurious meat that was prepared one of three ways right now. whats his name
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Jun 9, 2016 05:20
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I like to eat raw steak, not to be cool or anything, it's just tasty.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:21
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Chinatown posted:whats his name Chinatown
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Jun 9, 2016 05:21
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you. mother. fucker.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:22
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OctoberBlues posted:I like to eat raw steak, not to be cool or anything, it's just tasty. Beef carpaccio is fantastic, if done well. .
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Jun 9, 2016 05:33
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criscodisco posted:Beef carpaccio is fantastic, if done well. . But not... well done!
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Jun 9, 2016 05:35
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"I like cheap, lean, bunt steaks." -the op
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Jun 9, 2016 05:37
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The real atrocity here is the ketchup and steak sauce. And on a ribeye, of all things. That's just loving sad.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:37
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lol, like just eat chicken
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Jun 9, 2016 05:38
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I'm gonna eat at a fine steak house on Friday and ask for ketchup after they serve me my medium rare steak 
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Jun 9, 2016 05:39
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shoophobo posted:"I like cheap, lean, bunt steaks." Fuckin dammit my brain can't even handle this bull poo poo. no witty pun, no effective shitpost, just gently caress gently caress and more FUUUUUUCK
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Jun 9, 2016 05:40
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Pocket sriracha? Nah. Pocket Heinz.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:40
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i like french's ketchup and Heinz yellow mustard
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Jun 9, 2016 05:42
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noctambulous nebab posted:Chinatown a swing and a miss
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Jun 9, 2016 05:42
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chinafrown :-(
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Jun 9, 2016 05:43
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shoophobo posted:i like french's ketchup and Heinz yellow mustard liar
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Jun 9, 2016 05:45
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noctambulous nebab posted:Confession time... I really don't like beef in any prepared form other than hamburger. It is chewy and not very tasty. how is it possible to be an adult and never had nice tender juicy beef before  shame on you
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Jun 9, 2016 05:47
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satanic splash-back posted:do other people use timers or clocks or something to grill or sear meat? i find its mostly a visual thing - does it look good, does it have a sear, is it wearing intimate undergarments, is it giving me the "eat me eye," and watching for color changes. I prod at it with my fingers until it yeilds to me in a way that I like, much like my last girlfriend
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