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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
TrumpSingles.com

The Dumbest loving Website posted:

Making Dating Great Again

Our goal is clear: start winning at the dating game! Let’s go on this journey together! Drop us a line whenever you want to have a chat.

For some reason when I load this website it gives me a mixture of 2 different home pages, one modern web version and one with some hilariously resized and poorly cut out image of only white people. It just is so great it can't make up its mind on what it actually is. Occasionally it gives me an error because this site is just so popular. In case it's down for you, here is what this glorious website looks like...



OR




So let's meet some singles shall we?

Dino's Hot Sexy Profile posted:

Dino
@dean


Name: Dino
Birthday: September 9, 1991
Gender: Man
State: Texas
Sexual Orientation(required): Straight
Marital status :Single
Fidelity status: Strictly monogamous
City: Dallas
Country: United States
About me: I enjoy the simple things in life:
strong borders
low corporate tax rates
strong military
winning
free enterprise
the second amendment
patriotism
smart trade
US jobs
prosperity
Making America Great Again
I love America, and I want to meet somebody who loves America too.

Stinkface's Profile posted:

A.J Stinkende-Schritt
@thesouthwillriseagain


Name: A.J Stinkende-Schritt
Birthday: September 11, 1993
Gender: Man
State: Hawaii
Sexual Orientation(required): Straight
Marital status: Widowed
Fidelity status: Swinging
City: Honolulu
Country: United States
About me: Donald Trump is my daddy😍 If it ain’t white it ain’t right! #nobama looking for a Mary Lou to get me beer, wash my truck and I clean my guns. MERICA

Paul F. Tompkins posted:

Tommy
@tomcat86


Name: Tommy
Birthday: September 9, 1986
Gender: Man
State: Texas
Sexual Orientation(required): Straight
Marital status: Single
Fidelity status: Strictly monogamous
City: San Antonio
Country: United States
About me: Sun’s Out☀️Buns Out🍞!!! Playing to win at the the game of Life. 🏆 Love being on the water🚤, hanging out at the ranch🏇, or a night on the town🌃. Training for my 2nd half Marathon🏃🏻. Live to go new places and experience new things. 🕵🏻 Who wants to go on an Adventure???✈️

A LYING loving MEXICAN RAPIST posted:

Andres Peirano
@legalimmigrant93


Name: Andres Peirano
Birthday: July 1, 1993
Gender: Man
State: Texas
Sexual Orientation(required): Straight
Marital status: Single
Fidelity status: Strictly monogamous
City: Dallas
Country: United States
About me: I’m from Venezuela so I have an accent. Christian. I came here legally which makes me the greatest defender of the wall because nobody can pull the racist card on me and it’s awesome. I don’t mean to brag but I’m smart, nice, confident, athletic, hard-working, rich, funny and humble. I have your favorite eye color, hair color and skin tone. I love smart women.


If you are having trouble loading the website try going to http://trumpsingles.org/members directly. The homepage seems to be having a lot of problems.

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
top notch reporting

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgM2xN5TPgw

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Turn your purty little whitey wagon around and get on back to chalky town.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

What percentage of this site's userbase is already trolls?

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Well, if anyone wants to smash some crazy now's the time to do it I guess. How many crazy women are on this site?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TrixRabbi posted:

What percentage of this site's userbase is already trolls?

69 percent

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Apeshit Sixfingers posted:

Well, if anyone wants to smash some crazy now's the time to do it I guess. How many crazy women are on this site?

I'm not sure what the average % for ladies is on a dating site is because I have never used one, but going from a quick scan: Low

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Windows 98 posted:

I'm not sure what the average % for ladies is on a dating site because I have never used one, but going from a quick scan: Low

do you like go to bars and girl go home with you dude

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

paul_soccer10 posted:

do you like go to bars and girl go home with you dude

If I could convince my girlfriend to let me bring girls home from the bar that would loving rule dude. Instead I just go to Hooters with the boys and pretend the waitress is into me :smith:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
is your gf hot

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Came here expecting some angry crazy Trumpettes to laugh at.

Lil disappointed.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Skeesix posted:

Came here expecting some angry crazy Trumpettes to laugh at.

Lil disappointed.

I am shocked such a misogynistic candidate does not have more female followers. Where are all the pretty Mexican female waifus on this website!?

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


The site allows you to classify yourself as a generically queer polyamorous nongendered persyn. I kind of want to make a sincere-sounding fake profile based on this knowledge.

edit: this seemed funnier while i was making it

Oh Hell No fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jun 10, 2016

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I'm more of a FarmersOnly.com man myself.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

No one can pull the race card on a white Argentine looking down on Mexicans?

People really are something else.

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Well, counting these are essentially super Republicans, at least this will be the best dude on dude dating site.

Making each other great on the down low.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Interests: Shovels :madmax:

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Honestly, who would you rather date: a Trump supporter or a Hillary supporter?

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Gender: Man

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



re: the second one

that's a really, really rough 23

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I get the impression that not all of tehse profiles are serious

op a boob

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

tenspott posted:

Honestly, who would you rather date: a Trump supporter or a Hillary supporter?

whichever one i feel the least bad about mounting and stuffing

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
trumpshingles.com - for finding a roofer after the wall is built

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

business gorilllas did it better

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I guarantee you there is no problem. I guarantee.

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