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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I've been eating it and some Salmon I cooked up myself, for the past couple of days and I delight in every bathroom break.

I adore my showers.

I waft in the heady aroma of my excretion.

Three cheers for Asparagus.

Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!

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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I prefer piss that smells normal. Just my humble opinion you're free to feel any way you want if you're a US citizen.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
If I drink more than like two cups of coffee on any given day my piss REEKS

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hey thatas cool man. you do you.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
I just like to have regular piss, but I'll take coffee piss over asparagus piss. I like my piss to not stink at all though, mostly.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I mean, you smell your piss day in and day out. Even a rank Coffee piss is a change of the status quo.

But, an Asparagus piss. That's a special occasion.

Jesus, anyone can make a horrible cup of coffee. It's not like kids are gnawing on a stalk of asparagus any chance they get.

An asparagus piss is an "occasion"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's probably a vast improvement over the stench you regularly put out OP.

FireWhizzle
Apr 2, 2009

a neckbeard elemental
Grimey Drawer
In 1891 the germans did extensive research on this http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2FBF01824333

"Ueber das Vorkommen von Methylmercaptan im menschlichen Harn nach Spargelgenuss"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
My favorite is sweet pea farts. :kiddo:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

No. 1 thread

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Someone needs to buy him that custom title again IMO. It enhanced all of our postings experiences TBQH.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

dud same

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
It's crazy how fast asparagus turns my piss rancid. It's seriously like twenty minutes after I eat it.

naem
May 29, 2011

It's fun to think how fast the toxic chemicals in our food affect us all as we hurdle towards our pending doom

naem
May 29, 2011

Hurdle? Is it hurdle? Or hurl. Or is it im-pending

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

It's hurtle

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Who the gently caress smells their own pee?

Remove that poo poo with a catheter like god intended.

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