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the pocket(s) don't have much wiggle room for keys
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Jun 12, 2016 23:02
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thats all of them
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bacon grease popping off the pan
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Jun 12, 2016 23:07
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Sitting on things on a sunny day could get quite uncomfortable. Jesus, think of faux leather seats! 
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Jun 12, 2016 23:08
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Unproductive workplace environment, willies are too funny not to laugh at
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgdxIlSuB70
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Jun 12, 2016 23:18
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trouser sweat will no longer be confined to trousers on hot summer days.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:20
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I'm I the only one that doesn't poo poo themselves every time they fart? I've never had a fart"betray" me and become poop. Is this a normal thing for goons???
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Jun 12, 2016 23:23
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Scootching.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:25
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no more cute muffintops to look at
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Space cash posted:I'm I the only one that doesn't poo poo themselves every time they fart? I've never had a fart"betray" me and become poop. Is this a normal thing for goons??? eat unhealthier, weirdo
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Jun 12, 2016 23:27
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Christ. Try and imagine going to a bank for a loan. "Sir, no, you can not have a loan. I can clearly see you're nuts."
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satanic splash-back posted:no more cute muffintops to look at  no more bombshell push up bras making mountains out of molehills.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:28
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When u sit on a polyester seat and then get your butt sweat all over and when u stand up you have to peel off and it goes SHHHHHRRRRRPP and then there are red marks on your legs and also butt cheeks
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Jun 12, 2016 23:31
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Space cash posted:I'm I the only one that doesn't poo poo themselves every time they fart? I've never had a fart"betray" me and become poop. Is this a normal thing for goons??? your farts are playing the long game, keeping you placid and unvigilant. then one day you will feel a fart coming on a poo poo yourself 2 seconds before a meeting with the big boss
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Jun 12, 2016 23:33
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Rutibex posted:your farts are playing the long game, keeping you placid and unvigilant. then one day you will feel a fart coming on a poo poo yourself 2 seconds before a meeting with the big boss and that fart was albert einstein
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Jun 12, 2016 23:38
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sometimes you slam your dingus in a car door
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Jun 12, 2016 23:45
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jarofpiss posted:sometimes you slam your dingus in a car door Had a ball get clipped once. Never again.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:46
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jarofpiss posted:sometimes you slam your dingus in a car door the evolutionary advantage of the miniature dingus is apparent
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dog buttz posted:the evolutionary advantage of the miniature dingus is apparent if you think about it it's really crazy how we all evolved these huge swinging dongs from the tiny dicked classical era to now. it's a very short time evolutionarily speaking
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Jun 12, 2016 23:49
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- less sweet sweet ball sweat
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fat people
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mdm posted:- less sweet sweet ball sweat lol if your testicles don't have a beautiful salty sheen under all conditions
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Bip Roberts posted:lol if your testicles don't have a beautiful salty sheen under all conditions mine do but my genes are northern european so I sweat any time I'm south of the arctic circle
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Jun 12, 2016 23:57
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Space cash posted:I'm I the only one that doesn't poo poo themselves every time they fart? I've never had a fart"betray" me and become poop. Is this a normal thing for goons??? It's not something that's particularly common, but still something that you don't want to risk.
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My brother got a puppy and it's teething so that would be bad
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I can't think of any physical downsides to being nude all the time, although I would imagine that if public nudity were OK you'd probably accidentally see a naked girl eventually, and that would be pretty gross.
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Jun 13, 2016 01:16
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constantly knocking over peoples' drinks at the bar with my throbbing erection
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can only use the drive thru
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Jun 13, 2016 01:20
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hard to remain discreet about my swastika tattoos
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Jun 13, 2016 01:22
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when the cashier asks me why im not wearing any clothes i stand my ground and point to the clump of lint in my bellybutton and say im wearing a miniskirt
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Jun 13, 2016 01:24
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reduced market for ad space on my body as white products lack contrast
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Jun 13, 2016 01:24
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You would probably see some nasty dicks
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Doc Friday posted:You would probably see some nasty dicks that's why i never turn my monitor off
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MiracleWhale posted:that's why i never turn my monitor off do u wear a hat in case of blackouts
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Jun 13, 2016 01:29
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easier to admit you like having weird pot/lsd fueled orgies and wear clothes the rest of the time imo
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Jun 13, 2016 01:30
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Orkin Mang posted:do u wear a hat in case of blackouts a failsafe in my dick triggers the self destruct sequence immediately if power is interrupted
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Even more people make fun of my micropenis.
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