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Think about it. Once we outlaw guns, people will just use blades. There is no good use for a sword. An axe could be used to chop wood. A knife could be used for many things, from food preparation to shaving. But, here is the thing, there is no reason for anyone to own a sword, let alone be able to order one from anywhere online (i.e. amazon.com) or at a local store. The reality is that swords have no purpose beyond harming another individual. Why do we allow such things to exist, to be made, sold, traded, legally, in our world? This is a serious problem we need to address.
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I think it's to ban you!
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Jun 13, 2016 04:17
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Get the clamps. 
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OctoberBlues posted:I think it's to ban you! I understand your frustration, but please, focus your patriotism and machismo towards something useful, like eliminating weapons from the hands of dangerous people.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:18
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Gas Op, ban thread
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Jun 13, 2016 04:18
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can i keep my tactical knife ?
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Jun 13, 2016 04:23
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satanic splash-back posted:Think about it. Once we outlaw guns, people will just use blades. There is no good use for a sword. An axe could be used to chop wood. A knife could be used for many things, from food preparation to shaving. But, here is the thing, there is no reason for anyone to own a sword, let alone be able to order one from anywhere online (i.e. amazon.com) or at a local store. It's tempting to agree with you, but you forget that only the purest of heart and those with the true soul of a samurai have it within them to master the blade.
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thathonkey posted:can i keep my tactical knife ? that depends on if its used for tactically killing people or tactically cutting peppers into stir-fry-sized slices.
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reallivedinosaur posted:It's tempting to agree with you, but you forget that only the purest of heart and those with the true soul of a samurai have it within them to master the blade. A master of the blade is not a threat to the average person. We are worried about bad guys with swords, not Honorable Men.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:25
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That's gonna be poo poo for the shield industry. Oh look I can sorta snowboard with this piece of poo poo. 
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Jun 13, 2016 04:31
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sword would be just fine to have aroudn if people had poise like in dark soils one, two, and not three
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Jun 13, 2016 04:38
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Keep the government out of my sword chamber / bedroom
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satanic splash-back posted:that depends on if its used for tactically killing people or tactically cutting peppers into stir-fry-sized slices. Some guy gave me this ridiculous quarter inch thick fixed blade dudestabber some years ago, and it makes for a pretty good trowel and occasional emergency tent stake. I have no idea why he had it and I'm glad he doesn't any more
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Jun 13, 2016 04:48
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You can have my hanzo steel when you pry it from my cold, lifeless, Cheeto dust covered fingers
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Jun 13, 2016 04:49
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banning the s words is a dangerous assault on free speech
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Jun 13, 2016 04:49
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i always thought it was a ban hammer nyuk nyuk nyuk
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Jun 13, 2016 04:50
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marauderthirty posted:You can have my hanzo steel when you pry it from my cold, lifeless, Cheeto dust covered fingers I'll just grab it when you keel over from exhaustion after you run halfway across the room to attack me.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:52
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Wanna c uck someones wife in my bed/sword chamber while dual wielding (to symbolize my 1v2 nature) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 13, 2016 04:55
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sorry op, but this obviously silly parody thread is sadly real in the UK 
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Jun 13, 2016 04:56
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I'm not sure how to decide what is considered a sword and what is an extremely long dagger. Maybe we'll set up a committee.
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Mange Mite posted:sorry op, but this obviously silly parody thread is sadly real in the UK As someone who cooks, lol.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:59
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Tiberius Thyben posted:As someone who cooks, lol. This is the 21st century. Nobody really needs to cook anymore
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Jun 13, 2016 05:00
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Tiberius Thyben posted:As someone who cooks, lol. yeh i know that pizza must be huge
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Jun 13, 2016 05:02
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I agree. Swords are fuckin' dangerous. They will cut your fuckin' throat wide open. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI
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Jun 13, 2016 05:37
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Mange Mite posted:This is the 21st century. Nobody really needs to cook anymore Dude, no
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Jun 13, 2016 05:42
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Also ban all words that begin with the letter "S". S-words, if you please.
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Roger Craig posted:Also ban all words that begin with the letter "S". S-words, if you please. Uck my dick hithead
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Jun 13, 2016 05:46
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Nooo... how
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B-but that means there will be no more deep-throating. Years of trial and error, mess and mistakes, to dull one's gag reflex into non-existence. And now, NOW, you want to ban swords, killing off the fine art of deep-throating? I think that may be a far too hefty price to pay for a few paper-cuts here and there! 
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:B-but that means there will be no more deep-throating. Reminds me of my ex wife heyooooooo
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Reminds me of my ex wife heyooooooo Reminds me of your ex-wife too
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Jun 13, 2016 05:56
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The Rage posted:Reminds me of your ex-wife too What the heck!!!!?
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Jun 13, 2016 05:59
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The Rage posted:Reminds me of your ex-wife too
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Jun 13, 2016 06:03
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The Rage posted:Reminds me of your ex-wife too Same.
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Jun 13, 2016 06:08
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only fat dudes own swords. unless they take you by surprise it isn't hard to escape from a wheezing sack of lard (such as the op's mom) without a gun.
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Jun 13, 2016 06:59
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Keep swords, just make sharpening stones really expensive.
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Jun 13, 2016 07:02
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When I was in high school I knew a kid that had a few swords, but took actual proper training for them or something. He wasn't the kind of weirdo you'd normally expect to own them. But I also have no idea what else you'd even do with swords besides be fat and weird. Which he somehow wasn't. 
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Hrist posted:When I was in high school I knew a kid that had a few swords, but took actual proper training for them or something. He wasn't the kind of weirdo you'd normally expect to own them. But I also have no idea what else you'd even do with swords besides be fat and weird. Which he somehow wasn't. i used to fence growing up it was pretty cool. gently caress paying for all that equipment with my own money though, drat (i dont actually own any swords, despite my av)
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your mom disagrees OP
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