MLB Gameday Week 11: Juan Uribe's Testicles 1979-2016

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shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Posted early to stop whining by Retail Slave.

IN MEMORIAM

Inspector_666 posted:

He literally does

The Cubs Magic Number is: 92

DINGERS LEAGUE

gently caress THE DH LEAGUE

SPECIAL LEAGUE
Atlanta held on to first place with a magnificent 2-13 blowout to the Cubs, bringing their record to 18-44 (.290). Meanwhile the Twins had their losing streak snapped by Boston, dropping to one game over .300 with 19-43 (.306). This race is far from over!

HOT TAKES
Darwin Barney is handsome and good. Go Blue Jays!

shadok fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jun 13, 2016

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:02

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

The Cubs need to win today or their win pct will drop below .700 :ohdear:

# ? Jun 13, 2016 23:58

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

shadok posted:

HOT TAKES
Darwin Barney is handsome and good.

Good post.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:05

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

This Max Scherzer scrubs has nothing on Kyle Hendricks.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:09

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Welp I guess Scherzer's on tonight.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:13

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Off to a great start.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

drat it, Kyle

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:17

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

No Edwin tonight . Boo

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:18

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

No Edwin tonight . Boo

Apparently he jammed his finger sliding into 3b yesterday.

As a result, Smoak is hitting clean-up, and the rest of the lineup after him can't hit at all.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:22

TheChaosPath: Jul 22, 2005

The third out is lava

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:22

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Scherzer's gonna be historic tonight.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:33

beejay: Apr 7, 2002

I had a dream last night that the Giants traded for Ryan Howard and won the WS.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:41

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

That was kind of a clusterfuck of an inning, but the Jays got the out so w/e.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:41

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

WienerDog posted:

Apparently he jammed his finger sliding into 3b yesterday.

As a result, Smoak is hitting clean-up, and the rest of the lineup after him can't hit at all.

drat. Any word how long he will miss ?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:42

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

I love how JD constantly rips on opposing stadiums that use their video boards to tell fans to "make some noise"

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:43

beejay: Apr 7, 2002

Can we not give up the strikeout record please

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:49

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Why even bother bringing a bat to the plate? They're not going to use it anyway.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:50

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

8 strikeouts, 9 batters.

Holy poo poo.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:52

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

The goal has now switched from "win this game" to "don't get no-hit."

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:52

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

I say he throws a perfecto and has 23 k's.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:52

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The goal has now switched from "don't get no hit" to "don't get struck out 21+ times."

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:52

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The goal has now switched from "win this game" to "don't get no-hit."

Choose: 22K's but don't get shut out versus no more K's but no base runners all game.

Also dammit Dick, you're from Cardinals territory. Don't betray us.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:54

ego symphonic: Feb 23, 2010

Max Scherzer is cool and his eyes are dreamy

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:55

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Holy crunch Scherzer is good as gently caress

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:55

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Welp game over.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:59

beejay: Apr 7, 2002

This is what happens when you pitch to Harper!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:59

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Welp game over.

Yup. That's all they'll need.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:00

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Fourth inning has been our best inning all season, let's do some things then

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:01

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

Fourth inning has been our best inning all season, let's do some things then

Maybe someone will put a ball into play.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:03

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I love how JD constantly rips on opposing stadiums that use their video boards to tell fans to "make some noise"

It is actually the worst.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:04

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Retail Slave posted:

Maybe someone will put a ball into play.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:04

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I love how JD constantly rips on opposing stadiums that use their video boards to tell fans to "make some noise"

Don't tell me what to do, video board! You're not the boss of me!!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:05

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

It is actually the worst.

evey body clap yo hand

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:08

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

evey body clap yo hand

*does the wave*

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:08

Mike N Eich: Jan 27, 2007; This might just be the year

Um, for whoever is curious, Max Scherzer might throw a CG SO 26 K no hitter tonight

Ok Heyward just grounded out to hurt his chances

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:10

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

He grounded out rather than struck out. Boo this man!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:10

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

HEYWARD DIDN'T STRIKE OUT!!!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:10

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Another ball in play! We've got his number now!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:11

Ground Rule IV: Apr 23, 2016

"I don't want to go on Monday," my friend said. "Let's go on Tuesday instead."

I'm going to miss seeing a no-hitter, y'all.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:14

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:02

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Ground Rule IV posted:

"I don't want to go on Monday," my friend said. "Let's go on Tuesday instead."

I'm going to miss seeing a no-hitter, y'all.

You'll just see Lackey throw a revenge no hitter tomorrow

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:16

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