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Loads of people pee in their sleep for various reasons like being too young, too old, over-intoxication, or just dreaming that you're taking a normal pee. But I've never heard of a single person poopeing in the bed. Maybe it's really important on an animal instinct level not to poop the bed and your body will wake you first or something.
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My daughter did it just last night. Now you have heard of it.
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Jun 16, 2016 06:43
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I have a person I would really like to read a description of them pooping the bed, in front of people they respect. I would enjoy this, very much.
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Jun 16, 2016 06:43
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i have pretty watery poops due to poor diet, poor physical fitness, and just generally being a poor excuse for a human being i often wake with crusty poo poo in my boxers bug i'm not sure if that is from sharting cause i do fart a lot in my sleep, or if it is genuine sleep making GBS threads
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Jun 16, 2016 06:45
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I'm gonna try to poop in my sleep tonight I'll report back later
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Jun 16, 2016 06:47
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my sleep is filled with so many hardcore ejacs i gotta wear a condom to bed
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Jun 16, 2016 06:48
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have you ever heard of vomiting poop? that is a real thing, and i try to live up to its example with my posts.
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Jun 16, 2016 06:48
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bruh most people don't talk about super embarrassing poo poo even to their closest friends. i mean "super embarrassing" changes from person to person but making GBS threads in your sleep is probably way up there for most people so yeah i wouldn't expect that you'd hear a lot of stories i last shat my pants when i was like 9 at a friend's house and i definitely stuffed my underwear way back behind their couch after trying and failing to clean myself up enough to leave with dignity. afaik they still have no idea although that whole family is probably suspicious of each other because they have moved since then
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Jun 16, 2016 07:04
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you really poo poo the bed with this thread
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Jun 16, 2016 07:12
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unnnnnhhhhghh keep goeing I almost there...
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Jun 16, 2016 07:57
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Signing off for the night. (Seriously) nice thread OP.
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Jun 16, 2016 08:01
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You gotta sorta wake up to fart so.. 
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Jun 16, 2016 08:03
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Every night brings wet dreams. And by wet "dreams" I mean intense diarrhea in my pants
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Jun 16, 2016 08:06
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JiveHonky posted:unnnnnhhhhghh keep goeing I almost there... 你好！你好嗎？
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Jun 16, 2016 08:15
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My best friend growing up used to poo poo his pants on the reg and hide them in people's houses including my closet and under my bed. Now he's bringing up another man's kid and married to a woman he admitted he hates lmfao
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Jun 16, 2016 08:21
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Grem posted:My daughter did it just last night. Now you have heard of it. It sounds like your daughter is very young which doesn't count, along with the very old. Also people with severe medical conditions don't count for purposes of this discussion because all kinds of weird stuff happens with their bodies like pooping out the peehole with certain types of fistulae.
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Jun 16, 2016 08:26
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Grem posted:My daughter did it just last night. Now you have heard of it. 28 years old she is
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Jun 16, 2016 08:28
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Grem posted:My daughter did it just last night. Now you have heard of it. And can you be certain she did it in her sleep and not before or after?
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Jun 16, 2016 08:29
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AAAAAAUUGGGGHJHHHHHHHH gently caress THE OP OF THIS drat CANCEROUS THEAD
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Jun 16, 2016 08:33
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my dad got really drunk and pooped in his sleep. also he died of alcohol poisoning
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Jun 16, 2016 08:44
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I wish I were as hardcore as your dad
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Jun 16, 2016 08:45
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A Stupid Baby posted:my dad got really drunk and pooped in his sleep. also he died of alcohol poisoning haha poop dad
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Jun 16, 2016 08:45
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remember that episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia where they tried to solve the mystery of who kept pooping the bed, haha good times.
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Jun 16, 2016 09:02
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Tectonis posted:remember that episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia where they tried to solve the mystery of who kept pooping the bed, haha good times. hahaHAHAHhaha. . . but really no, what the gently caress are you on about
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Jun 16, 2016 09:04
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i never watched that show so, no, i don't remember
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Jun 16, 2016 09:05
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Ive Heard- of the op sleeping in their poop
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Jun 16, 2016 09:10
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NIGGA I poo poo TRAINS
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Jun 16, 2016 09:13
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maybe you aint heard of it mister but you're not on the other end of the poop hotline transfer switch poo poo grapevine you dont know about everry poo poo you just dont
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Jun 16, 2016 09:25
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Grem posted:My daughter did it just last night. Now you have heard of it. Did you feel it on your dick? Is that how you knew?
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Jun 16, 2016 10:57
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vyst posted:Did you feel it on your dick? Is that how you knew? mama mia
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Jun 16, 2016 11:57
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vyst posted:Did you feel it on your dick? Is that how you knew? no, he felt it on his forehead
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Jun 16, 2016 11:57
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Never pooped in my sleep apart from maybe the odd shart but I did once have to spray diarrhea on a street. Luckily it was like 4am so no one saw me
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Jun 16, 2016 12:53
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I remember a goon posted once that after a drunken one night stand he discovered that he poo poo the girl's bed. She was still passed out so he pushed the poo poo up against her rear end. Then he left her a note saying she was disgusting, and he never wanted to see her again.
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Jun 16, 2016 13:10
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Grant DaNasty posted:I remember a goon posted once that after a drunken one night stand he discovered that he poo poo the girl's bed. She was still passed out so he pushed the poo poo up against her rear end. Then he left her a note saying she was disgusting, and he never wanted to see her again. He didn't leave a note, he just assumed she figured she'd poo poo the bed and felt bad that she'd feel bad but in reality he had no need to feel too bad 'cause it's more likely she just woke up and figured she'd been sexually assaulted in her sleep by a deeply sick person, which is essentially what happened
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Jun 16, 2016 13:38
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Iron Prince posted:NIGGA I poo poo TRAINS welcome back old quote
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Jun 16, 2016 13:47
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I once poo poo the bed when I was about 13. I had been sick for a few days and heavily medicated. I haven't poo poo myself since then.
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Jun 16, 2016 14:10
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Iron Prince posted:你好！你好嗎？ 我的大便臭得很。
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Jun 16, 2016 14:18
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Grant DaNasty posted:I remember a goon posted once that after a drunken one night stand he discovered that he poo poo the girl's bed. She was still passed out so he pushed the poo poo up against her rear end. Then he left her a note saying she was disgusting, and he never wanted to see her again. 
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i has a bonner
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