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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Waroduce posted:

What if hitler was gay and black

Reichspaul

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The great thing is the uniforms wouldn't change a stitch

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Wxhode posted:

What's lebensraum but for butts.

Schadenfreude

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

I knew what this was gonna be before I clicked it, lmao

like an ancient god exploded at 40,000 miles per hour, or something

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
coffeeverse rules especially when viewed from the tobacco nebula

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i thought that was the nickname for her place

something something black holes

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The Cuban military.... somehow less effective than pancreatic cancer

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
just lol if you don't survive on a diet of alcohol, gas station beef jerky and nicotine

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
if there's aliens there's no way they aren't also the apex predator of their planet

we're kinda in a theoretical race to "meet" them first

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
lol we coulda done it 40 years ago

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
if I'm going with any insane theory it's that we're actually inside a simulation of the universe

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Booblord Zagats posted:

That dog is gonna sell me some weed

so racist

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

shame on an IGA posted:

That was shown to be a testable hypothesis a few years ago. https://arxiv.org/abs/1210.1847

my favorite extension of this theory is that once we are able to simulate a universe, our universe will end, because our simulated universe was being run by another lifeform testing the probability that they are in a simulated universe

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
simulation theory is also a really good explanation to the Fermi Paradox

it's pretty insane, honestly

like, if we're a simulation and we make a simulation, now we have what's called a nested simulation..... since we have no way of knowing how tall this nest is, with us at the bottom and our creations at the very bottom, a catastrophic event far up the chain could destroy an infinite number of universes

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Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

iyaayas01 posted:

if you haven't watched World on a Wire you should

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URq7m3-SOtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13dhEgvniTg

basically the matrix (30 years before the matrix) except it a) is actually really good and not garbage and b) takes the concept in an interesting direction instead of a mishmash of bullshit inch-deep religious analogies

this looks awesome, thanks!

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