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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Use this thread to discuss insane what-if scenarios like Civil War 2, alien invasion, or if RuPaul detonates the glitter bomb over the Republican National Convention this summer.

What if I made a Roastbeef sandwich instead of turkey yesterday???

Hate to think of the missed oppurtunities, ya know

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Oct 30, 2011


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What if Einstein killed Hitler?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R6xCWcf_VU

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

You know some people believe that there's a parallel universe where you made that roast beef sandwich.

I wish I lived in the pastrami universe

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Oct 30, 2011


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That is a good rear end username

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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So long as he Lords over them proudly then he's doing the name justice

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Oct 30, 2011


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joat mon posted:

That's the universe where Spock has a beard, right?

No, he just has a really good sandwich with pickle and spicy mustard

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Oct 30, 2011


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Ceiling fan posted:

Is the pastramiverse the one with the forever war against the nazis? I want to live in the universe where I get to kill nazis.

Or am I mixing up the alternate history and futuristic threads again?

IDK but right now I'm in Coffeeverse and let em tell you, it ain't bad

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Oct 30, 2011


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I returned to pastramiverse today. A++

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Oct 30, 2011


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Syrian Lannister posted:

I'm in quesadilla verse currently.

Thats a good'un

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Oct 30, 2011


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This is now the lunch thread.

Today will feature a visit to the all to familiar leftover-verse

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Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Same.

Specifically the homemade Swedish meatball galaxy.

I'll be nearby in the half-a-cornish-game-hen and steamed-veggies nebula

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Oct 30, 2011


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I made a really good dirty beans and rice today with some oxtail and super spicy chorizo with a few fresh jalepeno peppers out of my garden.

I dunno what universe it belongs too, but I know it's one worth visiting

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Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the burning rear end in a top hat nebula

I grew up with Cajun and Korean spicy, then moved near Mexico, I think the only thing that does that to me anymore is Indian and Thai food

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Oct 30, 2011


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Marinating some beef short ribs in a some vinegar, hand pressed passion fruit, olive oil, minced garlic and some diced onion and a little bit of red wine for the next 14ish hours, then putting it in a slow cooker with some onion soup I made for lunch, then serving it with some handmade mozzarella stuffed tortellini that I'm paying a very nice old lady to make for me and a small blanched asparagus, tomato and cucumber salad with a light dijon dressing.

Tomorrow's dinner gonna be tight, ya'll

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Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This thread is getting gentrified

I figure if I don't take advantage of our grandfathers' bothering to win WW2 then I'm pissing on their burning of their 20s in rainy poo poo holes and sweltering hot Pacific Islands

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Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

this is the most hipster poo poo ive read in a long time. possibly ever

hand pressed passion fruit :wtc:

If you're gonna go douche as gently caress new age recipe, then don't go with any half measures, throw the loving long ball

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Oct 30, 2011


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Girlfriend built a warp gate to the spaghetti system via the meatball expanse

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Oct 30, 2011


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joat mon posted:

Did just one of you, or both embrace His Noodly Appendage?

Both.


Wait.....

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Oct 30, 2011


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LostCosmonaut posted:

I think there's a couple NASA dudes doing low-level research on it, but they called it "Pulsed External Propulsion" now.

Really, I'd like to see an NSWR ground launch (milliseconds before being annihilated by trillions of gamma rays).



"Hey, you know how nuclear explosions are cool?"
"Yeah"
"But they have this one problem; they explode once, then stop."
"What if there was a way to make them explode continuously?"

According to the Atomic Rockets page, the 90% enriched NSWR has an exhaust velocity of 4.7 million meters/second and a thrust power of 30.6 TW. (For comparison, the five F-1 engines on a Saturn V first stage put out about 55 GW.)

When aliens eventually find us they're gonna either be super impressed or really scared

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Oct 30, 2011


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That dog is gonna sell me some weed

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Oct 30, 2011


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Vasudus posted:

season 3 is this year

they didnt cancel poo poo

Yeah, adult swim has told them they have the closest thing they have to a blank check. It does better ratings and streaming numbers than anything else

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Oct 30, 2011


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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i think a lot of tv will benefit when they stop looking at first time broadcast Nielsen ratings poo poo and realize that lot of people don't like setting their calendar around watching poo poo

Its still the only measure of how many people are actually watching the ads iirc

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