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 Eat too much? Don't want to stop eating too much? With Aspire Assist you can drain all those extra calories right down the toilet. Next up, we'll show you how to flush your whole body down the toilet
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drain the cum from my cock
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Jun 17, 2016 00:19
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Windows 98 posted:drain the cum from my cock I can't wait for the follow up to Aspire Assist where you can drain the splooge right from your prostate without any need to ejaculate Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 00:20
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i was hoping this thread was a call out to get fatties to eat less/exercise more. voted 1
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Jun 17, 2016 00:23
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:i was hoping this thread was a call out to get fatties to eat less/exercise more. voted 1 No actually it's for a food tap installed right into your stomach. I wonder what it would taste like if you stuck your mouth down below the stream and opened wide
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Jun 17, 2016 00:24
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i dont have a funny joke for this its just gross and weird.
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Jun 17, 2016 00:26
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JiveHonky posted:i dont have a funny joke for this its just gross and weird. quit talkin about fatties, this thread, as boomstick pointed out, is about the food tap installed right in your stomach
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Jun 17, 2016 00:27
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Sometimes when I feel really blue I just order ten pizzas and let the Aspire Assist flow through continuously
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Jun 17, 2016 00:27
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i'm going to get one of these installed so i can drink water and have it run out the tube and on to the ground like in looney tunes when daffy duck gets blasted and then tries to drink but he can't because his whole body is a sieve
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Jun 17, 2016 00:27
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So a colostomy bag?
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Jun 17, 2016 00:27
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smell my rear end
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Jun 17, 2016 00:29
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Jun 17, 2016 00:30
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when the food comes out is it re-edible? 
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Jun 17, 2016 00:30
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Is gbs making anyone else real sad today?
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Jun 17, 2016 00:32
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dr.acula posted:So a colostomy bag? Is a colostomy bag calorie-sparing? I didn't think so! Can you use a colostomy back as an all-natural food processor? No way! Next up by Aspire Assist: intercept you biliary duct and drain out that bad bile so all those pesky fats come right out in your stool. Smile, say steatorrhea! Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 00:32
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Enfield posted:smell my rear end
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Jun 17, 2016 00:34
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anyone who gets this done should be put to death
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Jun 17, 2016 00:36
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I'm the support lanyard
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Jun 17, 2016 00:38
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a real jerk posted:anyone who gets this done should be put to death I dunno man it's almost more decadent than a roman pool party with floating food and vomiting. Gotta say I appove. I'm american.
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Jun 17, 2016 00:39
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I'm sure Chris Christie will be getting one of these in the coming weeks.
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Jun 17, 2016 00:42
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dr.acula posted:So a colostomy bag? more like a fistulated rumen
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Jun 17, 2016 00:42
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I'm sure Chris Christie will be getting one of these in the coming weeks. cheaper than repeat visits to the doc to get trump's sperm pumped out
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Jun 17, 2016 00:43
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At wine tastings now you can swallow and still get all of the wine into the bucket. Just really class the place up.
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Jun 17, 2016 00:47
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Imagine the binge drinking possibilities at parties with this thing.
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Jun 17, 2016 00:51
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Imagine the binge drinking possibilities at parties with this thing. Multi-story, multi-man, tandem beer bongs with just one can of beer Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 00:52
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its so hot in here!!!!
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Jun 17, 2016 00:53
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imma get one and run it in reverse to win pie / hot dog eating contests
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Jun 17, 2016 00:56
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infinite hot n readys
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Jun 17, 2016 00:56
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I wish I could throw poop in op's face
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Jun 17, 2016 00:56
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imagine loving that hole
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Jun 17, 2016 00:59
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Gaunab posted:I wish I could throw poop in op's face I actually run my Aspire Assist so heavily that I barely even poop nowadays, might be nostalgic I've eschewed poo Boomstick Quaid fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 00:59
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:infinite hot n readys Sign me up
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Jun 17, 2016 00:59
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jeez, have some dignity and stick your finger down your thoat
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Jun 17, 2016 01:02
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fyodor posted:imagine loving that hole hell yeah you into a little pouch play
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Jun 17, 2016 01:02
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Germstore posted:jeez, have some dignity and stick your finger down your thoat Now listen here, that represents a bottleneck in efficient food consumption and wears down teeth and esophageal lining, both of which I need to eat poo poo. With the Aspire Assist I can move on to the next jumbo tub of ice cream without delay.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:03
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Personal Trainers hate him.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:09
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A new and exciting way to give Rover scraps under the table
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Jun 17, 2016 01:13
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the future of humanity is glorious indeed
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Jun 17, 2016 02:11
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Pornhub search: 69 reciprocal intubation cumswap ouroboros the Aspire Assist
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Jun 17, 2016 02:13
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if you want a picture of the future, imagine an Aspire Assist draining into a dining room toilet - forever
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