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Serviette posted:I was going to lay it on a plate and have a smoke. I was going to play "Stuck in the Middle With You", smoke a cigarette theatrically, and ask it if it's going to talk, or will I have to get nasty? Don't fool yourself, that worm would eat you given the chance
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VendaGoat posted:Drink ethanol until it makes sense. Tfhe wrpld si uto fo cnrolto nda 'mI hre piinp 
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the only true way to know if you have a big penis is to measure the weight of your fully erect penis
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Jun 17, 2016 03:19
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Howard Beale posted:Don't fool yourself, that worm would eat you given the chance Good god! You're right! Anyways, I slurpped that little hosed up in my last shot. Didn't even know he was there... And ya know what? I still don't have any answers. The TEQUILA WORM IS A LIE!!!
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Jun 17, 2016 03:32
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Serviette posted:Good god! You're right! no poo poo. they only put worms in mescal
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Jun 17, 2016 03:34
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no poo poo. they only put worms in mescal Then that must be what this is. Sorry, English is just my first language hehehe
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Jun 17, 2016 03:35
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Serviette posted:Then that must be what this is. Sorry, English is just my first language hehehe glad I could help
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Jun 17, 2016 03:38
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well someone just got #woke
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Jun 17, 2016 03:39
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Clean your buttholes, goons. Get yourself some buttwipes. Join the modern age.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:40
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psychokitty posted:Clean your buttholes, goons. Get yourself some buttwipes. Join the modern age. You're not the boss of me.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:42
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I have buttwipes but don't usually use them because my poops are great and require no fuss
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Jun 17, 2016 03:51
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I feel like society should really give the bidet the ol' college try
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Jun 17, 2016 03:53
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actually op thanks to gravity and the movement of the miulky way the earth is following a pretty predictable course
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You have too much time and too many  on your hands.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:55
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im guessing ur on SSRIs so that theres yer problem get off or get out of bed to get to work, your choice pal still doesnt mean u cant hook ur special lady up tho
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Jun 17, 2016 03:56
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I can't afford the investment of a bidet. I have to throw away my future.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:57
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More like flush it.
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We live in the era of human existence where you are least likely to die a horrible, violent death but there's no money in reporting on that and people react poorly when you challenge their fear
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But we're never gonna survive, unless We get a little crazy No we're never gonna survive, unless We are a little crazy
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Dave_Indeed posted:In trillions of years when our universe is massive and awesome, all of the alien species will trade information and get super advanced and explore the universe. When they visit humanities tomb they're going to be all like, "lol, stupid bitches banned guns." then take a poo poo on the floor and just leave. Species that "ban guns" instead of "require their mature adults to be mature enough to handle guns to be considered adults" are lame as poo poo. LOL if your species can't buy Illudium Q-36 at Space Wal-Mart by showing your "I'm not a dick head" card. ROFL if you're a butthurt Dick-Headed Procyonite complaining that "I'm not a dick head" cards are racist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Tfhe wrpld si uto fo cnrolto nda 'mI hre piinp I think I understood this. Ethanol has a purpose. I still would prefer THC.
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 Here lies earth They shooted each other
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it has been reported that MEATLOAF has collapsed on stage in CANADA http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36556844 I repeat, MEATLOAF HAS COLLAPSED ON STAGE DUE TO EXISTENTIAL CRISES (this is undoubtedly true although the latter is not featured in any news reports) dont read the news, Meatloaf, it only hurts your sensitive soul. Also its probably from just being in CANADA
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if they wanted to make a statement or whatever why didnt they use one of the rockets that blew up with people in them
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It's a sick world but I'm a happy guy. 
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The Protagonist posted:the sun will still swell Swell, just like OP's rock hard cock apparently does at all hours of the day? quote:and scour the planet of all life Oh dear! 
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Drunk & Ugly posted:it has been reported that MEATROAF has collapsed on stage in CANADIA
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everythings funnier with that accent i was quoted in but im not asian just to be clear in case anyone thought it wa s a hate crime. its not its ok
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Drunk & Ugly posted:everythings funnier with that accent i was quoted in I have no idea what you're on about 
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The Protagonist posted:
Im personally hoping for a massive gamma-ray burst to hit the earth directly which completely strips away the magnetosphere and everything else
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dsf posted:Im personally hoping for a massive gamma-ray burst to hit the earth directly which completely strips away the magnetosphere and everything else I think that's happened before, during the time hominids have been around. It only hits one side of the earth and yeah, it fucks poo poo up but iirc it also causes a lot of new mutations. In survivors, that is.
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I think a rogue black hole, hyper accelerated to near light speed, would make for an interesting end to us.
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not meatloaf, noooooo
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DemonToadGoat posted:yeah, but could the pain at least have a reason? Meaning is derived from how you deal with the pain. Seize control of your destiny!
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Howard Beale posted:not meatloaf, noooooo All these years I thought meatloaf was in Stir Crazy and it was actually the guy from Running Man
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Hail Satan because he's the only god that's showing up for work everyday. Then he'll come and take us all to the glory of hell (which is better than this poo poo hole)
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Zombie Boat posted:Hail Satan because he's the only god that's showing up for work everyday. Then he'll come and take us all to the glory of hell  
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Zombie Boat posted:Hail Satan because he's the only god that's showing up for work everyday. Then he'll come and take us all to the glory of hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXt4GJ8hYqU
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