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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord
today was the summer solstice, and as a result it is now summer in the northern hemisphere

i figure we ought to do some rejoicing, so i found the perfect way to do so - with an old-rear end old english song

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumer_Is_Icumen_In posted:

Svmer is icumen in
Lhude sing cuccu
Growež sed
and blowež med
and springž že wde nu
Sing cuccu

Awe bletež after lomb
lhouž after calue cu
Bulluc stertež
bucke uertež

murie sing cuccu
Cuccu cuccu
Wel singes žu cuccu
ne swik žu nauer nu

Sing cuccu nu • Sing cuccu.
Sing cuccu • Sing cuccu nu

...

Summer has arrived,
Sing loudly, cuckoo!
The seed is growing
And the meadow is blooming,
And the wood is coming into leaf now,
Sing, cuckoo!

The ewe is bleating after her lamb,
The cow is lowing after her calf;
The bullock is prancing,
The billy-goat farting,

Sing merrily, cuckoo!
Cuckoo, cuckoo,
You sing well, cuckoo,
Never stop now.

Sing, cuckoo, now; sing, cuckoo;
Sing, cuckoo; sing, cuckoo, now!


this song came about in the mid-13th century, but even then they can make fart jokes, as you can see in bold

oh and if you wanted to sing along, now you can:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMCA9nYnLWo

happy fukken summer, goons! :whatup:

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
im cancelling summer its too hot

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
110 degrees in the valley today. They need to ac this joint.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
SUMMER IS GAY

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

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Winter is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver
drat you, sing: Goddamm.
Goddamm, Goddamm, tis why I am,
Goddamm.
So 'gainst the winter's balm
Sing Goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm
Sing Goddamm, sing Goddamm,
DAMM.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

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Jun 9, 2014

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temperature: big numbers
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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

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Buglord

quote:

Plumber is icumen in;
Bludie big tu-du.
Bloweth lampe, and showeth dampe,
And dripth the wud thru.
Bludie hel, boo-hoo!

Thawth drain, and runneth bath;
Saw sawth, and scruth scru;
Bull-kuk squirteth, leake spurteth;
Wurry springeth up anew,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Tom Pugh, Tom Pugh, well plumbes thu, Tom Pugh;
Better job I naver nu.
Therefore will I cease boo-hoo,
Woorie not, but cry pooh-pooh,
Murie sing pooh-pooh, pooh-pooh,
Pooh-pooh!

this was clever

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