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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hemophilia posted:

michael jackson was into that hentai with the stink lines on the giant dick

lost all my respect for mj then

loving casual entry level poo poo

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SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Leon Einstein posted:

Armpit vaginas being used to groom children? If that's the best they could come up with, no wonder he was acquitted.

In Diff'rent Strokes the bike shop guy used dirty cartoons. MJ should have watched that episode.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SEX BURRITO posted:

In Diff'rent Strokes the bike shop guy used dirty cartoons. MJ should have watched that episode.

apparently there really were molesters on diffrent strokes, too. it was teh opening scene of that documentary "An Open Secret" about pedophiels in hollywood

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
In a surprising move, the Jackson estate released a statement saying, "According to some notes we found, Michael Jackson was probably trans, so all that weird sex stuff is actually good now."

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


is it pedophilia if you identify as a childkin?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

DiHK posted:

Welp, I guess he was a smooth criminal.

You know, the first few seasons of star Trek TNG are a lot more enjoyable if you imagine that Picard is a pedo for Wesley and that Rikker knows about it.

I'm gonna need some YouTube compilation s

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mange Mite posted:

apparently there really were molesters on diffrent strokes, too. it was teh opening scene of that documentary "An Open Secret" about pedophiels in hollywood

the kids all turned out hosed up so wouldn't be a surprise

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Dr. Sam Beckett awakens to find himself in a strange, expensively furnished room. He feels something move under the covers, and notices two shirtless boys on either side of him. As his eyes adjust to the light, he notices violent porn on the nightstand along with some soda cans and pill bottles. Sam looks up to the mirror overhanging the bed and sees himself, he's the King of Pop.

SAM: "Oh boy..."

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

spud posted:

I think people were just jealous of all his money and the fact he had a pet monkey he could ride rollercoasters with....in his back yard.

im p sure mj f-fingerblasted that little turd

MiracleWhale posted:

i like to cum through the window screen because the mesh converts my jism from a squirt into more of a gentle mist

so the sperm are evenly distributed

gross

hemophilia posted:

michael jackson was into that hentai with the stink lines on the giant dick

he was jackin it to hamtaro

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

OMFG FURRY posted:

i wanna see Prince's internet porn history

Prince is one of those guys who would have to be taught how to jerk off because of how much trim he had available to him.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Yea seriously didn't he gently caress Carmen Electra

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Young Freud posted:

Prince is one of those guys who would have to be taught how to jerk off because of how much trim he had available to him.

same

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Prince was wobbling around on splintering hip joints because he didn't want to risk a blood transfusion due to his faith. So whatever his faith says about jerking it and porn, he probably followed.

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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Please let me live in my fantasy world where MJ was definitely a pedo but maybe didnt harm any actual children so I can keep enjoying his tunes thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk

Melmac posted:

How lazy are you people?




Those are the "art" books, because Im old I remember a big stink about libraries having "art" nudes of kids and it may or may not have been related to the MJ case. I was like 8 at the time so Im too young and/or too hopped up on Jesus Juice to remember clearly

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