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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

donkey salami posted:

is this from your personal torture porn collection?

mj send this as proof the job was done

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Armpit vaginas being used to groom children? If that's the best they could come up with, no wonder he was acquitted.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I hate Esquire and GQ. They are terrible and I am not sure how they still exist in 2016.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

Leon Einstein posted:

If that's the best they could come up with, no wonder he was acquitted.

To be fair the armpit vagina thing was the most ludicrous example I found; a lot of it is genuine (if not illegal, inherently unethical, or even particularly remarkable) porn.

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
No guys see it's artistic child nudity. The supreme court said so!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

JerryLee posted:

To be fair the armpit vagina thing was the most ludicrous example I found; a lot of it is genuine (if not illegal, inherently unethical, or even particularly remarkable) porn.
Grown adults are allowed to own porn, even weirdo porn. None of this is a smoking gun.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Leon Einstein posted:

Grown adults are allowed to own porn, even weirdo porn. None of this is a smoking gun.

What the heck are you sure? I'm writing the president... can't believe this

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

rotinaj posted:

gently caress you, we're doing serious journalism here. I need proof before I run this poo poo on the headline story slot. And someone get me some god damned pictures of Spiderman!

reporting in

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Based on my training, this type of thread can be used as part of a "grooming" process by which posters (those seeking to post bad threads) are able to lower inhibitions of their intended victims and facilitate the posting of bad threads.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

Leon Einstein posted:

Grown adults are allowed to own porn, even weirdo porn. None of this is a smoking gun.

Not sure whether you're just adding your thoughts or you think you're disagreeing with me, but this is my position too. I was just responding to a post wondering if the armpit thing was "the best they could come up with."

Germstore posted:

Based on my training, this type of thread can be used as part of a "grooming" process by which posters (those seeking to post bad threads) are able to lower inhibitions of their intended victims and facilitate the posting of bad threads.

hosed up if true

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

MiracleWhale posted:

<forms armpit into a vagina>
<begins queefing repeatedly>

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y

i wanna see Prince's internet porn history

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

rotinaj posted:

Radar online is a gossip rag, their proof doesn't look very prooflike, Esquire is Esquire.

I'm totally ready to believe wacko Jacko was a kiddy fiddler, but I'm gonna need some proof.

Read the police report then?

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Zombie Boat posted:

Read the police report then?

Which basically reads like 'he has BONDAGE porn and people who enjoy this type of filth are usually PEDOS!' ???

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Zombie Boat posted:

Read the police report then?

Did you read it? Based on my training- you didn't.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Roylicious posted:

he has BONDAGE porn and people who enjoy this type of filth are usually PEDOS

Wow bold statement

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
but nothing about Star Trek

I think we have badly misjudged Mr. Jackson

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Based on my training, mods knew.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Germstore posted:

Based on my training, mods knew.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Germstore posted:

Did you read it? Based on my training- you didn't.

How much does it pay to be a professional comedy forum post analyst?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Zombie Boat posted:

How much does it pay to be a professional comedy forum post analyst?
Crime doesn't pay.

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
(((dead gay pop star)))

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I think people were just jealous of all his money and the fact he had a pet monkey he could ride rollercoasters with....in his back yard.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

smh at all this misinformation being reported on mj. hes probably not even dead

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i cum into her apartment every day but you don't see me bragging about it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i like to cum through the window screen because the mesh converts my jism from a squirt into more of a gentle mist

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Germstore posted:

Did you read it? Based on my training- you didn't.

hemophilia posted:

This boring sounding artbook? This thing that almost perfectly describes some kind of dumb erotic art poo poo at list one of your dopey art friends displays prominently? Yeah, this weird guy, could totally be using that to groom kids. He could also be using a broom, as that is phallic shaped. I noted many brooms in his house, more than necesessary.

Leon Einstein posted:

Grown adults are allowed to own porn, even weirdo porn. None of this is a smoking gun.

Roylicious posted:

Which basically reads like 'he has BONDAGE porn and people who enjoy this type of filth are usually PEDOS!' ???

How lazy are you people?


Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Melmac posted:

How lazy are you people?




Pretty lazy :v:

Yeah that looks a lot worse my bad.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Melmac posted:

How lazy are you people?




while you were reading that boring poo poo i was cumming through the mesh

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

MiracleWhale posted:

while you were reading that boring poo poo i was cumming through the mesh
please tell me you avoided the rug this time

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


symbolic posted:

please tell me you avoided the rug this time

i try to cover the entire apartment evenly kinda like when you set off those flea poison bombs

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Glass Joe posted:




EDIT: note the bound victim on the right.

Open and shut case right here.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

came hehe

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


become the cum

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Melmac posted:

How lazy are you people?




wow thats bad. i think if i cared about this more i might've done some digging, but i don't. i don't want to make jokes anymore but he's been extremely dead for seven years at this point, and when a guy shares the picture of the report about the erotic armpits but not the list of actually alarming things, it does seem ridiculous and funny and less hosed up and sad.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

drat, Leonard Nimoy was in on this too??

Glass Joe
Mar 9, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

drat, Leonard Nimoy was in on this too??

not coincidentally, he's dead too.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

drat why cant he just have jerked it to hentai futa like a normal person??

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


michael jackson was into that hentai with the stink lines on the giant dick

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
What's this about neckties?

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