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When he gets past the girls are ikky stage of pre-puberty he is gonna be karate-kicking himself for not getting some of that sweet wu-poon-tang
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Clamps McGraw posted:Well I mean as someone who did it from age 5 to age 19 including lots of competitions and then got the poo poo beaten out of me by someone completely untrained in my first ever real fight I can say it's a bit overrated, yes. Sounds like you weren't a chill rear end hombre and more like a total loving pussy.
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The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher
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I can't even imagine the humiliation of being the father of that kid. I'd probably disown him
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KomodoWagon posted:Kids are more likely to be attacked for not having a phone. Well duh that's why it's something to think about.
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Jun 23, 2016 13:43
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That pedophile has a nice booty. Just sayin.
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Jun 23, 2016 13:46
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she's a 20yo latina martial arts instructor God I'd be rocking back and forth on a bar stool drinking myself into oblivion saying "I have no son. I have no son"
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Jun 23, 2016 13:49
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Pvt.Scott posted:Ballet will get you swole, get you coordinated, get you hella limber, up your endurance and let you toss around tiny chicks, maybe bang tiny chicks and not give you a false sense of combat readiness. Sounds a lot better than that pussy karate poo poo. That's a p strong argument for ballet but what if I also want to spar with hot dudes and then blow them in the showers? What's the best bisexual sport? Is there one where I can also learn to beat people up for real???
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Jun 23, 2016 13:51
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vug posted:she's a 20yo latina martial arts instructor nah you use this as an opener why get new coke when you can have the original
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Best Giraffe posted:That's a p strong argument for ballet but what if I also want to spar with hot dudes and then blow them in the showers? What's the best bisexual sport? Is there one where I can also learn to beat people up for real??? Get into MMA
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vug posted:she's a 20yo latina martial arts instructor OK IDC
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Jun 23, 2016 14:02
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ya i'd kill myself if i didn't know my son was loving someone
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Jun 23, 2016 14:05
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KomodoWagon posted:Get into MMA No I said I wanna suck dick, not punch it
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Best Giraffe posted:No I said I wanna suck dick, not punch it They don't even let you punch dick in mma because it's a game for sissies. At least in krav maga they tell you to bite the nutsack off a motherfucker should you get the chance.
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Jun 23, 2016 14:13
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Best Giraffe posted:No I said I wanna suck dick, not punch it 
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Jun 23, 2016 14:35
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Volume posted:She's an attractive woman,  
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Jun 23, 2016 14:58
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so weird that someone might not look their best for a mugshot
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Jun 23, 2016 15:06
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You're right. I belittled someone's appearance for the sake of a cheap joke and I was way out of line. I'm working on being a more considerate person and will try harder in the future. We cool?
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Skeleton Ape posted:You're right. I belittled someone's appearance for the sake of a cheap joke and I was way out of line. I'm working on being a more considerate person and will try harder in the future. We cool? We cool 
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I'm gonna need a bit more time to get over this...
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OK. Idc
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Jun 23, 2016 15:46
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Sounds more like this kid committed consent fraud
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Warren Zevon posted:Sounds more like this kid committed consent fraud she wanted the oral contract
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I bet if it was a male instructor the kids would have been dtf.
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bradzilla posted:That pedophile has a nice booty. Just sayin. Well, i didn''t want to be the first one to say it but, yeah.
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I kinda hope he wrote the (I don't care) bit too, insinuating that she is old and out of touch.
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Volcott posted:Sadly, Girl Daniel from the third one was weak, and became a karate slut. Is there a porno spoof "The Karate Slut?" If there isn't there should be
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General Dog posted:Also why does an 11 year old have a cell phone I had a cellphone when I was 11 and it wasn't even the good kind like you are thinking of, but a bag phone with a 30 foot antenna on top of my house to use it. It's how I used to get on the internet for free after 6.
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Haha, poo poo. I didn't have a cellphone until I was 18 . I didn't need that poo poo before I was out of high school. I knew the numbers for all of my friends and a bunch of local places and a landline was never far away. Kids today are hosed on that front, but gently caress you if you think Johnny Snotnose the 10-YO should have a fragile $3-800 electronic device that can be easily lost, stolen or broken in a multitude of ways on his person, when he should be at school, at home, near home or with his parents. A land-line phone and a PC or similar with Internet at home should be plenty sufficient to let him communicate with the outside world. If he wants to have secret chats, he can go to the public library and IM his girlfriend about fingerbanging her while sitting next to homeless dudes on either side looking at porn and whacking it under a pile of smelly clothes. Schools are starting to get poo poo like tablets and IM networks/FB knock-offs for the school/student body. Kids having cellphones means they wouldn't be able to monitor their conversations like hyper-vigilant weirdos, we couldn't have that. A friend of mine teaches in one of those trailblazing schools in some poor rear end district in NOLA, and she mostly just flips through their screens to make sure they're on task if they're supposed to be doing an assignment on them. Otherwise she just giggles at their stupid grade school poo poo occasionally and doesn't really bother them. It's on record if the cops need it or some poo poo, I guess.
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The chick texted an 11-year-old about her lust for pre-teen ween. If they'd actually had sex he might have been facing charges for taking advantage of a person with a learning disability so all in all kid dodged a bullet imo In other words I think it's a good thing this child did not have sex with an adult I really must stress this
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Pvt.Scott posted:Haha, poo poo. I didn't have a cellphone until I was 18 . I didn't need that poo poo before I was out of high school. I knew the numbers for all of my friends and a bunch of local places and a landline was never far away. Kids today are hosed on that front, but gently caress you if you think Johnny Snotnose the 10-YO should have a fragile $3-800 electronic device that can be easily lost, stolen or broken in a multitude of ways on his person, when he should be at school, at home, near home or with his parents. A land-line phone and a PC or similar with Internet at home should be plenty sufficient to let him communicate with the outside world. If he wants to have secret chats, he can go to the public library and IM his girlfriend about fingerbanging her while sitting next to homeless dudes on either side looking at porn and whacking it under a pile of smelly clothes. 
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do teachers take kids phones away if they are messing around with them in class? i have played some of those phone video games and I tell you what, if i was in school i would have had a hard time concentrating on the lessons if i had that readily available distraction on me at all times!
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i had trouble enough keeping away from TI-83 games during class
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Pitdragon posted:do teachers take kids phones away if they are messing around with them in class? i have played some of those phone video games and I tell you what, if i was in school i would have had a hard time concentrating on the lessons if i had that readily available distraction on me at all times! I straight up coldcocked a teacher for taking my phone from my hand. He got fired for it.
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Volume posted:I straight up coldcocked a teacher for taking my phone from my hand. He got fired for it. Sounds legit.
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Volume posted:I straight up coldcocked a teacher for taking my phone from my hand. He got fired for it. owned
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lol if you loving had a phone in school you young shits
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vols bitch posted:lol if you loving had a phone in school you young shits I had a tracphone from 7-11 when i was in HS but it was like 50cents a minute, so I either used it to make <60 second calls, or like a pager, where if someone called me I would call them back on a land line
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In school a teacher tried to take my phone away and when I told her no she said she would take it forcibly from me if I didn't hand it over willingly. I replied "try me, bitch" and then got sent to the principals and suspended for 3 days. I think they thought they were owning me, but my parents didn't want a teacher touching an expensive phone they paid good money for (a Razr) anyway so it was basically a 3 day vacation cause lol if your parents try to enforce grounding you while they go off to work for the day.
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Windows 98 posted:I replied "try me, bitch"
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