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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this lady probably had bigger problems than not being able to get laid because she was too young to go to the bar

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
hehe i just thought of something, maybe you goons who cant get laid should take up karate hahahahaha

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Oberleutnant posted:

um i have social anxiety

just take bjj then and then spar with the girls. this won't work if you are a big dude, you will proabbly spar with guys if that is the case. either way, make sure to tape your penis down to avoid an embarrassing situation when you're in the guard

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Oberleutnant posted:

In case of unwanted erection i was planning to assume the cat stance and crawl out of the dojo while meowing

speaking from experience, this will cost you points if you do it during a belt test, be warned.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
do teachers take kids phones away if they are messing around with them in class? i have played some of those phone video games and I tell you what, if i was in school i would have had a hard time concentrating on the lessons if i had that readily available distraction on me at all times!

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