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Starring Johnny Depp as Harry Potter and Michael Keaton as Peeves the Poltergeist. Live action or stop motion doesn't really matter.
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yeha what the world needs is more johhny depp in bad goth makeup and that one redhead that gets shoehorned into every timmy b movie
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Jun 23, 2016 15:57
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Agreed, and it should have been animated Ina traditional cel style.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:01
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notZaar posted:Agreed, and it should have been animated Ina traditional cel style. For traditional cell style I would go with Studio Ghibli to make Harry Potter.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:03
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Alejandro Jodorowsky's POTTER starring Daniel Radcliffe nude for the entire film (but not in a sexual way).
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Jun 23, 2016 16:04
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Applewhite posted:Alejandro Jodorowsky's POTTER starring Daniel Radcliffe nude for the entire film (but not in a sexual way). Everybody shits into the waiting mouth of the sorting hat to determine whether they will end up in Mercury house, Venus house, Mars house, or Jupiter house. Snape is a eunuch and Dumbledore beats Harry for misinterpreting his occult teachings.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:09
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Everybody shits into the waiting mouth of the sorting hat to determine whether they will end up in Mercury house, Venus house, Mars house, or Jupiter house. Snape is a eunuch and Dumbledore beats Harry for misinterpreting his occult teachings. But he cries about it afterwards and Harry comforts him.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:11
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Jun 23, 2016 16:11
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*flies away on a broom*
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:yeha what the world needs is more johhny depp in bad goth makeup and that one redhead that gets shoehorned into every timmy b movie You mean his wife? (not the redhead, johnny depp)
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Jun 23, 2016 16:13
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Applewhite posted:But he cries about it afterwards and Harry comforts him. Professor Flitwick is played by a mute thalidomide victim in a burlap tunic.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:13
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Harry Potter directed by Woody Allen starring Woody Allen as Harry Potter and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger his 11 year old love interest.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:15
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Professor Flitwick is played by a mute thalidomide victim in a burlap tunic. Voldemort is an androgyne who could be either man or woman.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:17
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Danny Elfman sitting at home, looking at his bills. A phone rings, he answers and his face lights up. It's Tim. He's got a job for Danny. "Yes, of course! I'd love to!" He hangs up the phone and yells "expecto patronum" and all the bills go flying out the window, while across town his creditors are attacked by owls.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:40
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Mmm I'd rather watch David Lynch's Harry Potter
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Jun 23, 2016 16:41
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Applewhite posted:Harry Potter directed by Woody Allen starring Woody Allen as Harry Potter and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger his 11 year old love interest. Not cool, he's an artist.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:49
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Applewhite posted:Starring Johnny Depp as Harry Potter and Michael Keaton as Peeves the Poltergeist. Live action or stop motion doesn't really matter. And Helena Bonham-Carter as Bellatrix Lastrange
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Jun 23, 2016 16:50
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Christopher Walken's defense against the Dark Arts.
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Jun 23, 2016 16:50
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(me, sitting down) "oh man this is goign to be so whimsicaaaaall"
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Jun 23, 2016 16:52
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Applewhite posted:Alejandro Jodorowsky's POTTER starring Daniel Radcliffe nude for the entire film (but not in a sexual way). TAKE ALL MY MONEY
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Jun 23, 2016 16:53
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Applewhite posted:Starring Johnny Depp as Harry Potter and Michael Keaton as Peeves the Poltergeist. Live action or stop motion doesn't really matter. You should kill yourself. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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mr_cramalldees posted:And Helena Bonham-Carter as Bellatrix Lastrange Heyyy waiit a minutee
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i knew some adults who read the harry potter books it was weird
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Jun 23, 2016 16:56
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Gamer With Dignity posted:You should kill yourself. wow rude
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vols bitch posted:i knew some adults who read the harry potter books it was weird What you've never wanted to escape the drudgery of life into a magical boarding school?
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notZaar posted:What you've never wanted to escape the drudgery of life into a magical boarding school? i guess it's assumed that most adults know what really goes on in boarding schools
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Jun 23, 2016 17:00
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i was with you and then isaw the OP
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Jun 23, 2016 17:07
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Q Tarantino's version would have the backstory scene with Voldemorts nose getting cut off while Heart's Magic Man plays in the background
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Jun 23, 2016 17:52
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Q Tarantino's version would have the backstory scene with Voldemorts nose getting cut off while Heart's Magic Man plays in the background
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Jun 23, 2016 18:32
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Well, Harvey Keitel would make a bad rear end Dumbledore
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Jun 23, 2016 18:35
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phasmid posted:He would really piss off the Hermione fans by making her not just black, but a blacksploitation African Queen with a giant fro who kept a folding wand in a golden cigarette case. If only Pam Grier were in her teens. so much cut footage of Ginny's feet
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Tommy Wiseau's Harry Potter
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Mange Mite posted:Mmm I'd rather watch David Lynch's Harry Potter Anything that could potentially lead to fever dreams involving a bandaged fetus is worth paying for in my book.
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Jun 23, 2016 20:47
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We were supposed to get Rik Mayall as Peeves. He was a pretty odd dude.
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Jun 23, 2016 20:49
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Takeshi Kitano's Potter a violent yet introspective film about meandering through a world of meaningless magic & alchemy and then coming to find meaning by defending your families honor and carrying on their legacy
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Jun 23, 2016 20:57
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phasmid posted:He would really piss off the Hermione fans by making her not just black, but a blacksploitation African Queen with a giant fro who kept a folding wand in a golden cigarette case. If only Pam Grier were in her teens. the books never specified that hermione never had smooth big african feet
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Jun 23, 2016 21:04
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Didn't terry Gilliam almost direct the Harry Pooter movies? That poo poo would be rad as heck
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Jun 23, 2016 22:05
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Anthrovore posted:Didn't terry Gilliam almost direct the Harry Pooter movies? That poo poo would be rad as heck Except the first film would still be in production and 300m over budget.
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Hagrid in Jodorowski's films would be played by two army vets missing opposite legs and arms strapped together to form a full human
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Leo Carax's Harry Potter Andrzej Żuławski's Twilight Jan Švankmajer's Zootopia
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