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I've had: Tonsils out Molar removed Deviated septum repair (too many broken noses) Three spinal surgeries the last being a spinal fusion L4-5 Hammer toe repaired That's all I can think of for now. What have you had?
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i had a brain tumor removed a few years ago and it turned out to be sentient so I raised it like a child and that is how my son King of Bees was born
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Jun 23, 2016 21:56
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I had my tonsils out and my veins and bones reconstructed in my right arm. legend has it they used admantium 
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Jun 23, 2016 21:57
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Putty posted:i had a brain tumor removed a few years ago and it turned out to be sentient so I raised it like a child and that is how my son King of Bees was born the tumor doesn't fall far from the tree
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Jun 23, 2016 21:58
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i have titanium rods fused to my spine if i was a super hero id be really tough back man
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Jun 23, 2016 21:59
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Tonsils Adenoids Clavicle resection after flying (very poorly) off a motorcycle down into someone's yard from an elevated road. Polyps and lesions removed from rectum
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Jun 23, 2016 21:59
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I had knee surgery and walked out of the hospital 3 hours later like a bad-rear end. Read: dumbass
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Jun 23, 2016 22:01
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i had my head removed from my rear end it didn't take
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Jun 23, 2016 22:02
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I've only had open heart surgery (median sternotomy) twice. No other surgeries. Aortic Valve Replacement #1 - Had my natural valve replaced w/ a st.jude prosthetic at 15 Aortic Valve Replacement #2 - Had my prosthetic replaced with another prosthetic at 28 because the old one was too small Hopefully that's the last one of those for a while. I've otherwise been in decent health, but it turns out a bum aorta valve is a big deal and wrecks your life until it gets replaced. I've lost like 5 years of my life to that poo poo (13-15, 25-28). The contrast when you have one that's properly sized is ridiculous. It's like getting 10 years younger in your mind, but in reality it's probably like going from being 80 years old to 20 years old again.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:03
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Had to have your mom surgically removed from my penis.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:05
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i do not have an appendix
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Jun 23, 2016 22:05
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psychokitty posted:i had my head removed from my rear end It was a success for me
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Jun 23, 2016 22:06
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Hector Beerlioz posted:It was a success for me 
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Jun 23, 2016 22:09
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Wisdom teeth Nasal septum If you can get nasal septum corrected do it
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Jun 23, 2016 22:09
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Nasal septum tell that to my loud nose-breather husband before i loving murder him
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Jun 23, 2016 22:10
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just ray posted:the tumor doesn't fall far from the tree you leave me and my son alone, tree racist
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Jun 23, 2016 22:10
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Skin graft, left arm from knocking over a pot of boiling water as a kid. Barely missed my face, and I got lucky there's only a small portion visible when I wear a short sleeved shirt. My bicep and part of my shoulder look like Freddy Krueger's skin
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Jun 23, 2016 22:11
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Putty posted:i had a brain tumor removed a few years ago and it turned out to be sentient so I raised it like a child and that is how my son King of Bees was born I love you dad
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Jun 23, 2016 22:11
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In preschool i fell on a rock and needed stitches on the back on my neck. I didn't cry at all, 100% hard from day 1
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Jun 23, 2016 22:14
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King of Bees posted:I've had: Why do people keep punching you in the face? You seem like a nice guy and even went to the UK and thought it was ok even though its a slimly bog land full of bog monsters.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:16
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Wisdom teeth I have a deviated septum and thought about this at one point after my allergy doctor mentioned it. Did you have sinus infections and did it help out? What was the recovery like? Only person I know IRL that had it done was a former coworker who said it sucked but was happy afterward.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:18
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I went down to mexico to get a new set of lungs and liver installed becaues i smoke and drink too much medical tourism is legit.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:20
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I had to have a valve installed in my brain to pump off excess fluids.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:21
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dick transplant
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Jun 23, 2016 22:22
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I have a deviated septum and thought about this at one point after my allergy doctor mentioned it. Did you have sinus infections and did it help out? What was the recovery like? Only person I know IRL that had it done was a former coworker who said it sucked but was happy afterward. My deviated septum was fixed but it didn't do anything for me. Recovery was easy/painless. Although I have weird polyps growing in my left sinus that I need to get surgically removed every two months and that's probably why it didn't help. Also had tonsils, carpal tunnel, and wisdom teeth surgery.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:23
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my diet was really crappy while i was on vacation so i was straining a lot when i went poop. this apparently somehow caused an abscess on my butthole. i assumed it was just a hemmorhoid or something, so i let it go a bit too far. turns out it started to tunnel and the infection was a day or two from entering my bloodstream and killing me. so after surgery i was in the hospital for like 2 weeks and they gave me some awesome painkillers and yeah. i saved like half of them so i can get high sometimes. overall pretty good experience. though i lost a lot of my precious gains during recovery. im just now, 5 months later, back to where i once was
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Jun 23, 2016 22:26
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:my diet was really crappy while i was on vacation so i was straining a lot when i went poop. this apparently somehow caused an abscess on my butthole. i assumed it was just a hemmorhoid or something, so i let it go a bit too far. turns out it started to tunnel and the infection was a day or two from entering my bloodstream and killing me. so after surgery i was in the hospital for like 2 weeks and they gave me some awesome painkillers and yeah. i saved like half of them so i can get high sometimes. overall pretty good experience. though i lost a lot of my precious gains during recovery. im just now, 5 months later, back to where i once was lol not buying that at all, nice excuse for dildoing out your own rear end in a top hat
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Jun 23, 2016 22:29
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:my diet was really crappy while i was on vacation so i was straining a lot when i went poop. this apparently somehow caused an abscess on my butthole. i assumed it was just a hemmorhoid or something, so i let it go a bit too far. turns out it started to tunnel and the infection was a day or two from entering my bloodstream and killing me. so after surgery i was in the hospital for like 2 weeks and they gave me some awesome painkillers and yeah. i saved like half of them so i can get high sometimes. overall pretty good experience. though i lost a lot of my precious gains during recovery. im just now, 5 months later, back to where i once was your butthole almost killed you
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Jun 23, 2016 22:31
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Since the op has been probated he pmed me a new surgery story: "Oh, if you have time tell the surgery thread I cut off my left pointer finger to the point it was hanging by the lower skin. They put rubber bands and shitn in there and after many years it's as good as new 😄"
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Jun 23, 2016 22:31
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never had any surgeries guess you're all officially old if you wanna discuss your health problems
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Jun 23, 2016 22:33
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Ein cooler Typ posted:never had any surgeries i like shuffleboard irl
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Jun 23, 2016 22:34
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vols bitch posted:i like shuffleboard irl Hoveround vs Rascal
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Jun 23, 2016 22:36
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hoveround vs Rascal hoveround had better commercials so im going with them
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Jun 23, 2016 22:38
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I'm getting a disgusting open cyst/abscess caused by cancer so it may actually be a tumor removed from in between my left ear and left eye. Happening on Monday. Hoping it works out or that I die painlessly.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:38
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I have a deviated septum and thought about this at one point after my allergy doctor mentioned it. Did you have sinus infections and did it help out? What was the recovery like? Only person I know IRL that had it done was a former coworker who said it sucked but was happy afterward. I never had issues with sinus infections but I couldn't dive very effectively below 20 feet cause I couldn't equalize. I suspect that was the reason why. It sounds like the worst thing that used to happen is they'd excavate too much material when they corrected ti and people would end up with "empty nose syndrome" where they feel like they have stuffed noses perpetually because, ironically, their doctors got too excited. That poo poo has been solved for years though. Recovery was pretty brutal. I woke up from the surgery in extreme pain, got dilauid. They stuffed tampon sized tea bags into both my nostrils for a week or so, with straws for draining. They didn't drain though, and that is okay. It just meant I didn't have to wear paper towels to bed or something. You can't sleep on your back completely horizontal for that week though and that sucks. They pulled them out and it was hosed up how big they were. I thought tampon sized, but they had 'wings' on them. Jesus. I kept hitting the time limits on my dosages for my vicodin. It was a rough week. The loving clots and poo poo that came out the second week were insane. I can't believe the crap that came outta my sinuses and body. Worth it though. Can sleep much better. Can actually blow my nose now. (used to just give me headaches, go figure) and a friend I met after said my voice sounded deeper. Maybe slightly, I heard that can happen. Less nasally... not that it was nerd-voice before or anything. Find a good ENT and have her check it out. Totally worth it. I would do it again. UnfortunateSexFart posted:My deviated septum was fixed but it didn't do anything for me. Recovery was easy/painless. 
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Jun 23, 2016 22:46
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I got a pilonidal cyst which is apparently the gooniest of diseases. They removed my entire asscrack down to the pelvis and it had to be stuffed with new gauze every day. Boy having gauze torn off of a place with no skin really hurt a lot 
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Jun 23, 2016 22:49
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I had: Mole removal (three on my neck) Wisdom teeth Septoplasty with turbinate reduction Oh and a colonoscopy at 22 years old. That's all. Looking forward to my autopsy.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:53
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vols bitch posted:i like shuffleboard irl shuffleboard owns tho
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Jun 23, 2016 22:56
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Runaktla posted:I'm getting a disgusting open cyst/abscess caused by cancer so it may actually be a tumor removed from in between my left ear and left eye. Happening on Monday. Hoping it works out or that I die painlessly. Good luck, surgery goon. I have had : Hypospadias repair Removal of osteoma from skull Removal of neuromoa from skull Had an endoscopy which isn't really surgery but they still twilight you
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came out of the womb with a collapsed lung, so my first few days on this earth was spent in the ICU with a tube in my chest wisdom teeth removal
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