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I feel like I'm the only person who's not a dumb retard who has to wear a straight jacket to keep from ripping their own dick off in a fit of autoerotic rage.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Haha kids in the hall. idgi
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Jun 27, 2016 01:37
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its a canadian comedy show
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here
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Jun 27, 2016 01:41
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gently caress you, you can't trick me into watching something canadian
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:gently caress you, you can't trick me into watching something canadian click here to win a free burger
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Jun 27, 2016 01:54
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Enfield posted:im the smartest person that ever lived enfield im going to get you a new avvy soon, and the post i quoted will be the best
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Jun 27, 2016 02:01
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I like balls just big enough to shove in my rear end
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Jun 27, 2016 02:41
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vyst posted:I like balls just big enough to shove in my rear end Nuts in the rear end...dick in the pussy
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Jun 27, 2016 02:48
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George Zimmer posted:Nuts in the rear end...dick in the pussy Freak dat bitch Tone
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Jun 27, 2016 02:52
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BOOOOOOYAHHH
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Jun 27, 2016 02:58
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I'm a very self-aware and considerate person to people. I have very pretty eyes and get compliments from men and women alike. I'm a very funny person to most people IRL but scarcely to goons because my posts are seldom funny. I smell good, despite goon status.
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Jun 27, 2016 03:17
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One time I helped an old lady cross the street. It was not as funny as that chicken joke led me to believe.
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Jun 27, 2016 03:26
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Hell Yeah posted:i treat people with respect, even if they don't appear to deserve it. only irl tho same. also im v attractive and smart, and have many other excellent qualities that almost completely make up for being a broken brained loser
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Jun 27, 2016 03:42
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i'm pretty
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Jun 27, 2016 03:45
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seriously I cannot over-emphasize what a dumpster fire of a person I am
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Jun 27, 2016 03:56
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i got a big gd pecker
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I have a really nice rear end
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Jun 27, 2016 03:59
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mr_cramalldees posted:I got a dig bick You are extremely rude
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i have my finger on the cholesterol-addled pulse of GBS
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I like PAWGS and I can't deny... I also try to share my failures on the internet for other people to validate my failures
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Jun 27, 2016 05:38
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drat dude, that's a ripped ribbet ribbet
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:drat dude, that's a ripped ribbet ribbet got a body chiseled from a vlassic jar and the cover of battletoads for reference
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Jun 27, 2016 05:56
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There's a guy in D&D chat that keeps yelling at me to kill myself and apparently he is in an Army psych ward, so I feel pretty good about that.
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Jun 27, 2016 07:56
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I'm a huge effin' prick but for some reason I really value community development and volunteering. Currently trying to donate bone marrow.
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Enjoy doing nice things for family/friends, generally the person people go to when they need help with stuff.
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ghlbtsk posted:I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation! Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle, but not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend. Why, I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!
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Jun 27, 2016 08:27
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Well I haven't killed myself yet so there must be something I like about me, in theory.
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paul_soccer10 posted:google thigh gap, i'm the first three pages nice, good to know theres still at least one celebrity on this website!!!!
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Jun 27, 2016 08:30
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I like how my farts smell
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Jun 27, 2016 08:36
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I smell like fun
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Jun 27, 2016 09:03
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the shape of my dick is really interesting and I can make it spell out "SOS" if its the right temperature
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Jun 28, 2016 11:39
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Haha kids in the hall. i recognized this from the first line of the monolog, i like that about myself (enjoying canadian sketch comedy i guess)
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Jun 28, 2016 11:50
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I'm really hard to kill
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Jun 28, 2016 13:02
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I like that it will all be over sooner rather than later
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Jun 28, 2016 13:32
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Absolutely nothing op I am irredeemable garbage barely fit to be called human and I pray for death daily despite knowing that there is no god, just in case you know Yeah p much this
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Jun 29, 2016 01:42
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I like how I can wake up the next day, swallow all my sadness, and do my thang.
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I'm serious about my couch, if my house was on fire I'd try to save it before family photos or my printer
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my narcissism
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