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he's in a sports car with 2 mounted machine guns that can also turn invisible sometimes chasing an albino in another sports car that has a minigun and shoots grenades out of the trunk across the arctic while a rich dude shoots an orbital laser pewpew to melt the polar ice caps while halle berry cries in an ice cave How the gently caress did this movie ever get greenlit, its like a parody but they all seem incredibly serious about the whole endeavor
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Pierce Brosnan so obviously doesn't give a gently caress in this movie that he barely bothers to conceal his Irish accent.
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Jun 27, 2016 05:28
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Welcome to any Bond film OP.
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Jun 27, 2016 05:31
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as if thats any more ridiculous then the end of live and let die where a man inflates up into the air and subsequently explodes. there's even a fart noise as he soars into the air.
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Jun 27, 2016 05:32
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if live and let die isnt your fav bond movie, i pity you
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Jun 27, 2016 05:33
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What about the one where Christopher Walken has a blimp?
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Jun 27, 2016 05:34
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tbf Christopher Walken can salvage any piece of poo poo movie by being Christopher Walken
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Jun 27, 2016 05:37
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I've never actually watched a bond movie before, I just turned on the tv and watched 5 minutes and realized why I never actually watched a bond movie. Its so bad
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Jun 27, 2016 05:38
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Jim Barris posted:as if thats any more ridiculous then the end of live and let die where a man inflates up into the air and subsequently explodes. there's even a fart noise as he soars into the air. Nothing is more ridiculous than the entire plot of Moonraker
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Jun 27, 2016 05:39
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Any movie is better with a walken.
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Jun 27, 2016 05:39
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Holy poo poo now the rich guy has some robot suit to aim his orbital weapon and is hanging out with North Koreans, its like watching a Troma movie
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:I've never actually watched a bond movie before, I just turned on the tv and watched 5 minutes and realized why I never actually watched a bond movie. Its so bad 
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Jun 27, 2016 05:41
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I named my rear end Brosnan so anyone is free to pierce it
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Jun 27, 2016 05:41
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hmm yes how do I precisely control the aim of my laser satellite that has to be accurate to within 0.000001 degrees of movement, I KNOW ill build a robot suit with a loving trackball in the wrist
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Jun 27, 2016 05:41
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Iron Prince posted:I named my rear end Brosnan so anyone is free to pierce it pm me
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i guess christmas came early
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James Bond has a lot of child support to pay these days guys, give the man a break imo.
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Cool_tony posted:Nothing is more ridiculous than the entire plot of Moonraker
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if we're posting dumb bond poo poo i'm going to post that clip, you know the one
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Jun 27, 2016 05:49
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jason bourne, motherfucker
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Jun 27, 2016 05:50
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now a chick in her underwear is swinging a sword at halle berry while bond is punching rich robot suit man on a plane flying around the laser beam ITS LIKE YOURE WATCHING THE MOVIE WITH ME
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Jun 27, 2016 05:50
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bond girls really need better ta-tas than this poor showing, come on now
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Jun 27, 2016 05:52
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ha i just remembered doesnt madonna show up in that film
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I haven't seen maddona yet, but i don't even know what's going on anymore, its just bad. So bad
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ElectricSheep posted:if we're posting dumb bond poo poo i'm going to post that clip, you know the one Why the gently caress did they ruin a cool stunt with GODDAMN SLIDE WHISTLE
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Jun 27, 2016 05:54
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Madonna shows up earlier in the cringe worthy two white English dudes fencing to draw blood scene
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Jun 27, 2016 05:55
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:bond girls really need better ta-tas than this poor showing, come on now Watch the original Casino Royale with Barbara Bouchet.
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Don't worry everyone it's a happy ending, after brosnan kicks the bad guy into a jet turbine him and halle berry drop out of the plane on a stalled helicopter full of diamonds and then they gently caress
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Jun 27, 2016 05:59
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90% of Bond movies are pure garbage and that's what makes them so great
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:he's in a sports car with 2 mounted machine guns that can also turn invisible sometimes chasing an albino in another sports car that has a minigun and shoots grenades out of the trunk across the arctic while a rich dude shoots an orbital laser pewpew to melt the polar ice caps while halle berry cries in an ice cave Well it's you, so obvs it's crap
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gnarlyhotep posted:Well it's you, so obvs it's crap Gnarly why do you gotta do me like this
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Jun 27, 2016 06:03
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do yoy think she stashed some diamonds in her moneypenny?
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Gnarly why do you gotta do me like this oh was that you sorry
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You're not supposed to actually take a James Bond movie seriously OP.
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i want to be a diamond in that snatch 'welcome to heathrow, anything to declare?' thats when the sweat starts oh god
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:its like a parody but they all seem incredibly serious about the whole endeavor This is a good way to describe the mid-era bond movies and is why they are fun and enjoyable. They take themselves real seriously but do not expect you to do the same and have dumb poo poo which is funny unless you have no sense of humor like an invisible-rear end car
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hth posted:i want to be a diamond in that snatch what?
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LOL at this movie but the best part is Halle Berry's double entendre about fellating Pierce Brosnan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml75GSIY8mw&t=123s 2:03 in
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gnarlyhotep posted:what? GBS: Sexual Fantasy Exploration Zone
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Iron Prince posted:GBS: Sexual Fantasy Exploration Zone you know I would love to explore you
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