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ok i rewatched the entire thing this morning one thing to me is clear hallie barry's character def stuffed those diamonds in her mom wallet diamonds are octopussy 9/11 was an inside job
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simplefish posted:Bond films are for 12-year-olds. If you want proper spy stuff go watch Alec Guiness in Tinker Tailor or Smiley's People. Otherwise leave the cheese and outlandish gadgets and over the top villains in megapalaces/lairs to Bond, where the car must be the star for at least 20 mins Does the stick in ur butt hurt when you sit down
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Jun 27, 2016 17:15
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Android Bicyclist posted:LOL at this movie but the best part is Halle Berry's double entendre about fellating Pierce Brosnan. I don't know where we started believing Halle Berry was a good actress, I'm convinced she just mesmerized us with her booboos
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Jun 27, 2016 17:30
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Jun 27, 2016 17:33
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Lazenby was the best Bond
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Jun 27, 2016 17:35
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just ray posted:you seem very mad about it not really, just lots of posters seem to act all surprised when they post that omg guys a comic spy action drama series somehow isn't deadly serious can you believe it guys?
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Jun 27, 2016 17:39
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Just watched Spectre and it was all right
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Jun 27, 2016 17:40
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Does the stick in ur butt hurt when you sit down i think you misunderstand, I like bond, but I have no delusions about what it is
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Jun 27, 2016 17:40
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Clipperton posted:Just watched Spectre and it was all right I don't like it because Sam Mendes thought dragging a story along in Skyfell was a good idea, so he did it again in Spectre. Congratulations, you made a really boring Bond film.
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Jun 27, 2016 17:43
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James Bond better go to space in the next film
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Jun 27, 2016 18:14
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I rewatched Quantum of Solace and it wasn't so bad on further review. Sky fall was ok. Haven't seen spectre yet I'll update the thread after I've seen it (mods pls close thread until I've seen Spectre...spanks in advance).
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Jun 27, 2016 18:16
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Kuato posted:I rewatched Quantum of Solace and it wasn't so bad on further review. Sky fall was ok. Haven't seen spectre yet I'll update the thread after I've seen it (mods pls close thread until I've seen Spectre...spanks in advance). A James Bond movie about water. This film and any one of the films starring Timothy Dalton are the worst Bond films, IMO.
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Jun 27, 2016 19:03
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Die Another Day also has the worst James Bond opening sequence. It was like up-beat pop music, and after I saw it (and the movie) don't think I watched another bond film until I caught Skyfall on TV, which was decent. I still haven't gone back to watch Craig's first 2, but he seems like a decent Bond. *On a side note, in a previous bond thread in GBS, someone said something to the effect of, 'Skyfall proves that Bond films are becoming more feminist because Moneypenny is a strong black woman who can drive a car all reckless, and she shot bond.' Nevermind that Bond has two other female FWB in that movie: The first one is just some hot woman that hes bangin' in a straw hut, who has no lines and he ditches immediately, the second is his contact with Silva who has boat-shower sex with Bond and gets shot 5 minutes later.
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Jun 27, 2016 20:08
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Superior Bastard posted:A James Bond movie about water. This film and any one of the films starring Timothy Dalton are the worst Bond films, IMO. Those two are pretty good also, I might have to rewatch those two as well in the meantime.
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Jun 27, 2016 20:11
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Hector Beerlioz posted:idk what you're asking for, Halle Berry is in it Yeah but she remains clothed throughout. What's the deal with you, do you even have testes? Jesus
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Jun 27, 2016 20:12
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james bond freakin rules!!!!!
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Jun 27, 2016 20:12
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The only truly terrible Bond film, that isn't even fun on a "Holy poo poo what the gently caress is going on" level is Die Another Day. Craig's Bond flicks are Just a classier Bourne Identity with way hotter chicks and alcholoism replacing amnesia angst, but it could be argued they're the same thing
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Jun 27, 2016 20:17
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KomodoWagon posted:Yeah but she remains clothed throughout. What's the deal with you, do you even have testes? Jesus Well, in that case try the Flintstones movie
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Jun 27, 2016 20:20
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Spectre gets really cartoonish and I don't know why. Craig was supposed to be the "gritty, realistic" bond, and he fires one bullet and a whole evil secret base explodes. And there's a Very Important Timer, and when the heroes stop it then suddenly there's a Different Important Timer, because apparently there's no way to create tension in a story besides watching for someone's cookies to come out of the oven.
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Jun 27, 2016 20:23
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spectre started out good and shat the bed real hard the only thing that was good after the first half hour or so was batista on a train wrecking poo poo
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Jun 27, 2016 20:48
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Ejector seat, you're joking
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e: oh nvmd
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Whatever it was it must have scared- *camera zooms in* -the living daylights...out of them.
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Jun 27, 2016 21:11
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Mayday: "Wow, what a view!" Zorin: "To a kill..."
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Jun 27, 2016 21:13
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my name? you can just call me the in-spectre. inspectre gadget, to be precise. inspectre gadget clouseau
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Jun 27, 2016 21:13
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im gaye posted:e: oh nvmd I saw that
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Jun 27, 2016 21:14
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oh, that? that's just scruffy, my pet octopussy. don't rub his tummy though or he'll inject venom through his tentacles
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Jun 27, 2016 21:18
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i could use some ocotopussy if you catch my drift
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Jun 27, 2016 21:24
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i can't even imagine a movie being made these days called 'octopussy' might as well call it 'shrimpdick' or 'squidcunt' or something
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Jun 27, 2016 21:25
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i put myself through college dancing under the name shrimpdick
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Jun 27, 2016 21:26
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Mozi posted:i can't even imagine a movie being made these days called 'octopussy' How about when 007 rapes the gay out of Pussy Galore?
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Jun 27, 2016 21:27
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that's the kind of covert action that won the war
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Jun 27, 2016 21:30
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Mozi posted:i can't even imagine a movie being made these days called 'octopussy' They did make Octocock
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Jun 27, 2016 21:31
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Banks don't open on Sunday, Goldfinger!
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Jun 27, 2016 21:33
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i want to watch goldfinger tonight
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Jun 27, 2016 21:36
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I'd pay big fat sacks of cash to see Warwick Davis as the next Bond.
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Jun 27, 2016 21:36
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I like old rear end man Q. I also like goony nerd Q. I guess I like guys who hand out gadgets. E: I still can't believe there's actually a character named Pussy Galore. Bond owns.
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Jun 27, 2016 22:09
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lol if your fave bond movie isn't Moonraker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-vM-4f9Vjk
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Jun 27, 2016 22:28
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numberoneposter posted:i want to watch goldfinger tonight v good movie
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best friend massage posted:lol if your fave bond movie isn't Moonraker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-vM-4f9Vjk The poor boat man died for nothing. Way to make him row your stealth speedboat James, you rear end in a top hat.
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