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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Did you know that. Its true of Orangutans, most sex is girl orangutans reluctantly submitting to genetically inferior males so that they dont go apeshit (haha) and throw rocks/kill babies (orangutan equivalent of mass shootings). Its probably true in humans as well, since we're both primates.. just something to think about.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I dont think that's true

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Carmant posted:

Did you know that. Its true of Orangutans, most sex is girl orangutans reluctantly submitting to genetically inferior males so that they dont go apeshit (haha) and throw rocks/kill babies (orangutan equivalent of mass shootings). Its probably true in humans as well, since we're both primates.. just something to think about.

same but bonobos

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Then what do you call asexual reproduction then?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
suck my orangutan dick

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
There is another way?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



sorry about your thread

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


EorayMel posted:

Then what do you call asexual reproduction then?

Huh.. like Jesus?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Carmant posted:

Huh.. like Jesus?

god is a dude dude

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

good im god of it

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Carmant posted:

Huh.. like Jesus?

no, more like when your dad takes your dick and slams it against your own rear end in an ironic parody of the 'stop hitting yourself' torture.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford raped that one replicant in blade runner.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
if you tell a woman a lie that will make her more likely to sleep with you (job, prestige, money, ethnicity, religion, shared interests/hobbbies) youve committed rape

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I think technically I rape my girlfriend constantly under CA law cause we really like gettign drunk and then doing it and apparently that means she isnt consenting even though we are both drunk and dtf :confused:

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

same

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Relin posted:

if you tell a woman a lie that will make her more likely to sleep with you (job, prestige, money, ethnicity, religion, shared interests/hobbbies) youve committed rape

Literally true. Any kind of transaction/promise in return for sex is also rape. Relationships where men provide stability in return for a sexual relationship with the woman.. aka the classic "nuclear family" is rape and sexual slavery. Males disgust me.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

vols bitch posted:

suck my orangutan dick

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I should amend that to say straight males disgust me. gay males are fine and gay/lesbian sex is not rape. Gay sex is beautiful and the love between man and man/woman and woman is the only pure love. It's too bad I'm straight though.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp
Most rape is actually sex

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i imagined op as a sentient orangutan typing his post, as frequent rejection leads him down the path to become a simian eliot rodger

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
But does gay rape make you gay?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Then why I am I always the one that cries?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Men are dangerous to women's wellbeing and safety. Bring back the death penalty and execute all men who rape :cool:

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe



Mama Mia!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

and that teen....



*trans luigi rip in peace :sigh:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my favorite cumshot is the everywhere

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
how can I rape myself? :confused:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

what in the......

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
now thats one spicy krusty!

nightchild12
Jan 8, 2005
hi i'm sexy

Carmant posted:

I should amend that to say straight males disgust me. gay males are fine and gay/lesbian sex is not rape. Gay sex is beautiful and the love between man and man/woman and woman is the only pure love. It's too bad I'm straight though.

Man and man sex involves men and is therefore rape.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

nightchild12 posted:

Man and man sex involves men and is therefore rape.

there is no penetration only eatting the poo poo

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

rape is never funny please include trigger warnings in this thread

you're triggering my ptsd re: that time i saw a movie about rape and it made me feel bad i should never be forced to relive that

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tuxedo Gin posted:

rape is never funny please include trigger warnings in this thread

you're triggering my ptsd re: that time i saw a movie about rape and it made me feel bad i should never be forced to relive that

please stay strong this is a thread for allies we are safe here :glomp:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

With both, white guys get off too fast

Vermin Tanager
Jul 2, 2007
Fortunately, most of the female orangutans who get raped deserved it.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

please stay strong this is a thread for allies we are safe here :glomp:

oh, hey nooner.

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Nooner posted:

please stay strong this is a thread for allies we are safe here :glomp:

thanks nooner i won't even ask you to suck my drat cock out of my rear end in a top hat

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