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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Turn Space Tits/rear end into a CYOA book please.

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Helical Nightmares posted:

Turn Space Tits/rear end into a CYOA book please.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Nothing cooler than tucking your t shirt into your shorts

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




looks lik ehtere's a lot of canny my friend

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I don't understand what the alarmed looking black kid on the shallow side is doing wrong. Does he have a cramp from eating too soon before he got in the pool?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


Whoa

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

General Dog posted:

I don't understand what the alarmed looking black kid on the shallow side is doing wrong. Does he have a cramp from eating too soon before he got in the pool?

he's a colored person in a whites-only pool

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
:yikes:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I don't get why the kid who's diving is marked as not cool, a) diving is an extremely cool thing to do, and b) the deep end of a public pool is the only place where you can dive in

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

I saw this in my news feed when I got up this morning. It's a real official Red Cross pool safety poster with some unfortunate implications.




I know the Red Cross didn't mean to be racist, maybe us goons could help them out?

I have to leave for work in literally two minutes ago, so I don't have time to get the ball rolling, but I couldn't let this opportunity slip. So I'm just gonna leave this here for you guys and work on it when I get back.

tell them to point at some white kids for the kids who are wrong. That poo poo looks real racist.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

CJacobs posted:

I don't get why the kid who's diving is marked as not cool, a) diving is an extremely cool thing to do, and b) the deep end of a public pool is the only place where you can dive in

he might have hit her on his dive. You are supposed to wait until the last diver has left the pool.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
If she didn't get out of the way fast enough to observe that kid's sick dive from a safe distance then it is her fault

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

CJacobs posted:

If she didn't get out of the way fast enough to observe that kid's sick dive from a safe distance then it is her fault

that isn't how public pools work.
Everyone is supposed to have fun. Getting dived on is not fun.
I know

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that isn't how public pools work.
Everyone is supposed to have fun. Getting dived on is not fun.
I know
no one has fun at a public pool unless you're 6 years old

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

no one has fun at a public pool unless you're 6 years old

did your uncle touch you in bad places there?
I had a blast at the public pool for years

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

symbolic posted:

no one has fun at a public pool unless you're 6 years old

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

did your uncle touch you in bad places there?
I had a blast at the public pool for years

Not Cool.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

Not Cool.

It is the only reason I have heard that people didn't like the suburban pools I knew

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

did your uncle touch you in bad places there?
I had a blast at the public pool for years
please don't remind me of the time when uncle randy played "find the fishy" with me, tyia

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

symbolic posted:

please don't remind me of the time when uncle randy played "find the fishy" with me, tyia
Well what kind of fishy was it and did you find the fishy :confused:

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

Well what kind of fishy was it and did you find the fishy :confused:
according to officer miller, randy did find the fishy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

wow. look at that. 100% less racist.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
who will this thread destroy next

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

This is a lazier shop than most of the thread.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

This is a lazier shop than most of the thread.

that is the most damning thing about the original

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

symbolic posted:

according to officer miller, randy did find the fishy
ok... good?? :shobon:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Much better!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

Much better!

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Seriously what is that kid in the middle doing that isn't cool other than his haircut?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Applewhite posted:

Much better!

loving knew you'd be all over literal whitewashing Applewhite. :mad:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hellsau posted:

Seriously what is that kid in the middle doing that isn't cool other than his haircut?

he was a black kid in the original, just like every other not cool kid

Doctor Discomfort
Jan 4, 2015

Hellsau posted:

Seriously what is that kid in the middle doing that isn't cool other than his haircut?

I think he's shouting. We demand silence in our pool!

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010

Hellsau posted:

Seriously what is that kid in the middle doing that isn't cool other than his haircut?

Doctor Discomfort posted:

I think he's shouting. We demand silence in our pool!

Could be pretending to drown, that's typically frowned upon by lifeguards.

winter.mute fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jun 30, 2016

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


I loving lost it good job

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hellsau posted:

Seriously what is that kid in the middle doing that isn't cool other than his haircut?

I think he's about to drink the pool water which is in fact Not Cool because once he does it's going to take a long time to fill that poo poo up again.

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GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷
Black kid in the middle is doing nothing wrong but busted anyways, as is the tradition.

I found this on glenbeck.com

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