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i think with the proven success of the british french "funnel" its time to take it to the next level. a sealed pneumatic vacuum tube. big enough for a rolled up newspaper but fast enough to rival the speed of an airplane.
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Take my intercontinental pneumatic tube in your mouth op
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Jun 29, 2016 04:24
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Finally a businessman in New York will be able to get a blowjob from a hooker in Paris without ever leaving the convenience of his own office.
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Jun 29, 2016 04:28
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i only have one kind of pubes and there's nothing pneumatic about them
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Jun 29, 2016 04:32
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What about a canon
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Jun 29, 2016 04:33
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what happens if you poop in a pneumatic tube
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Jun 29, 2016 04:37
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Applewhite posted:Finally a businessman in New York will be able to get a blowjob from a hooker in Paris without ever leaving the convenience of his own office. A+
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Jun 29, 2016 04:40
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But you can only send one potato at a time. 
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Jun 29, 2016 04:41
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Perhaps a series of tubes
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hyperloop prostitute delivery system
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Applewhite posted:Finally a businessman in New York will be able to get a blowjob from a hooker in Paris without ever leaving the convenience of his own office. Where can I invest?
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Jun 29, 2016 04:48
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OP i have an intercontinental tube to sell you
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VendaGoat posted:Where can I invest? right in the office of DEEEEEEZE NUUUUUUUTZZZZZ
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cumshot facial!!!
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Human beings just feet from terra firma hurtling along at quadruple digit speeds be still my raging erection
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Nooner posted:right in the office of DEEEEEEZE NUUUUUUUTZZZZZ I do not believe this is an accredited institution. Guess I'll just shoot a wad into Your Momz.
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Jun 29, 2016 05:06
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I'm gonna have the guy in New Deli put his ear up to the tube and then I'm gonna fart in it.
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Jun 29, 2016 05:47
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Finally the queen will no longer be able to refuse my gifts of jizz.
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VendaGoat posted:I do not believe this is an accredited institution. uhg reversal of fortune 
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i like ur sig nooner
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I think they tried this in the 80s and someone kept putting poison in the tubes e: never mind im thinking of the movie "Poison Tubes" Isaac fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Jun 29, 2016 |
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Isaac posted:I think they tried this in the 80s and someone kept putting poison in the tubes thats a good movie
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I used to work at a hospital with a tube system and some sad lovely janitor kept writing suicide notes and sending them to random floors through the tubes but then they fired him for it.
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How fast would a thing have to go so that the centrifugal force cancels out gravity? We should have tubes with things in them that go exactly that fast, because that would be neato. Based on ISS orbit speed I'm guessing its about mach 20ish?
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What if someone stuck one end of the tube in the ocean, we'd be in big trouble
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oops that was a movie again http://www.imdb.com/title/tt35539769 Crud Riders "What are we gonna surf if the oceans gone? This crud!?" "
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They should just build one straight up and launch astronauts into space if that's where they wanna go so bad.
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criscodisco posted:They should just build one straight up and launch astronauts into space if that's where they wanna go so bad. 
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I hope it works out better than the disastrous incontinent pneumatic tube.
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this tube is going to speed up cross-atlantic communication by days
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The tech exists. http://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm
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criscodisco posted:I used to work at a hospital with a tube system and some sad lovely janitor kept writing suicide notes and sending them to random floors through the tubes but then they fired him for it. this owns a lot
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that was me
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Elom Musth is testing this idea out in his back yard http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/132405-what-is-elon-musk-s-700mph-hyperloop-the-subsonic-train-explained But really we should replace the internet with that sweet pneumatic tube system, set up for every room of every building in america http://postalmuseum.si.edu/exhibits/current/customers-and-communities/serving-the-cities/city-free-delivery/pneumatic-tube-mail.html
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We don't have any plastics strong enough to go to the bottom of the ocean.
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notZaar posted:We don't have any plastics strong enough to go to the bottom of the ocean. That's the beauty of it: pneumatic tubes can be constructed from glass.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:what happens if you poop in a pneumatic tube Somewhere, somehow, an El Groucho has an orgasm
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could save a lot of money and time with a really long string with cups at each end
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Elom Musth is testing this idea out in his back yard Tubelr
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notZaar posted:We don't have any plastics strong enough to go to the bottom of the ocean. the tube is pressurized, much like a bathysphere.
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