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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



I'm going to try one of my classic favorites (the peperoni pizza) and a sweet-and-spicy asian-style beef hot pocket tonight. The crust is unbelievably good compared to microwaved crust; its like a completely different food. The sausage egg and cheese ones are also really good if you can bother to get up early enough to grill one for breakfast.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I've been munching a leftover chicken chimi all day. I swear there's a whole chicken in there somehow. :munch:

Also hotpockets :barf: I've tasted better periods

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Hot pockets do not require seasoning.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Hot pockets do not require seasoning.

Who eats unseasoned hot pockets?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

enjoy!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hey op, I have actually cooked hot pockets in an oven before. The best way to cook them though is on a pizazz pizza maker.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The smell of these babies cooking (slow 'n low) is driving me crazy!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

satanic splash-back posted:

Who eats unseasoned hot pockets?

I'm trying to come up with a playful insult relating to your physical appearance, but I just can't right now, despite how easy it should be. Give me a few hours. Unless you just stole a picture from Reddit in which case I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I'm trying to come up with a playful insult relating to your physical appearance, but I just can't right now, despite how easy it should be. Give me a few hours. Unless you just stole a picture from Reddit in which case I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.

Well satanic splash-back is actually a 72 year old filipino woman, so...

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

OctoberBlues posted:

Well satanic splash-back is actually a 72 year old filipino woman, so...

I heard they tend to die in their sleep anyway so that;s a load off

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

OctoberBlues posted:

Well satanic splash-back is actually a 72 year old filipino woman, so...

Are you suggesting that I can't grill?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm proud of the sear I got on the first side, hoping the other side looks just as good.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Anyone who likes their hot pocket well done isn't a real american.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm no food snob but IMO hot pockets are not very good.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

These are some perfect medium rare hot pockets right here.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I like my steak hot pockets with ketchup :grin:

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


lol gas grill

it's the same as the regular oven except you have to walk outside

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

lol gas grill

it's the same as the regular oven except you have to walk outside

Haha. :hfive:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

satanic splash-back posted:



I'm going to try one of my classic favorites (the peperoni pizza) and a sweet-and-spicy asian-style beef hot pocket tonight. The crust is unbelievably good compared to microwaved crust; its like a completely different food. The sausage egg and cheese ones are also really good if you can bother to get up early enough to grill one for breakfast.

Cut your hair you look like a girl.

Also enjoy the skin on your lips and tongue while you can. The second you bite into a grilled hot pocket that nuclear heat is going to melt your god drat skull off.

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

lol gas grill

it's the same as the regular oven except you have to walk outside

taste the meat, not the heat fuckman

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

lol gas grill

it's the same as the regular oven except you have to walk outside

put charcoal bricks in the gas grill, same outcome and it doesn't take 40 minutes to cook a burger fuckman

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

lol gas grill

it's the same as the regular oven except you have to walk outside

Oh look this turd has a computer in the nursing home he lives in. Hey go back to stacking pieces of poo poo and waiting for them to soak up chemicals while the real men grill meat over open flame as god intended.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I'm on a diet. Could you throw a lean pocket on the grill for me? :wink:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i think im becoming a nihilist

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Chinatown posted:

i think im becoming a nihilist

You and nihilism seem like a good fit. I don't mean that in a bad way.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

If you're going to use an oven over a grill, you might as well just cut out your tongue since you clearly don't have any taste.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Dave_Indeed posted:

Also enjoy the skin on your lips and tongue while you can. The second you bite into a grilled hot pocket that nuclear heat is going to melt your god drat skull off.

charcoal lets you achieve a high enough temperature to get a nice crust on the outside before the center is overcooked and boiling lava hot

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I've been munching a leftover chicken chimi all day. I swear there's a whole chicken in there somehow. :munch:

Also hotpockets :barf: I've tasted better periods
Nah, it's artisanal and gormet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zSgr37DOZQ
You can't make that up!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
bone appetite, satanic-splash back

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Warming up the grill to throw a fat ribeye and some asparagus on. im so sorry about your really sad life

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

For tomorrow's dinner you should grill some Totino's pizza rolls.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

scott zoloft posted:

bone appetite, satanic-splash back

Thank you, two were good, one was not so good.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I'm not nearly drunk enough to properly appreciate a fine rear end hot pocket.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Crazy Ted posted:

For tomorrow's dinner you should grill some Totino's pizza rolls.

very funny smart guy, but how do i keep those things from falling between the bars?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
im sucking on the nozzle of some sharp cheddar easy cheese

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

lol gas grill

it's the same as the regular oven except you have to walk outside

Your oven has an open flame??

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Your dad has a nice grill

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
you should throw those suckers in the smoker for a few hours and instead of wood chips use cigarettes mama mia!

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


satanic splash-back posted:

very funny smart guy, but how do i keep those things from falling between the bars?

bamboo skewers work best but some people like to put them right on top of the totino's party pizza

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

just ray posted:

im sucking on the nozzle of some sharp cheddar easy cheese

i find the store brand has the best inhalant - cheese ratio

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