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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Why bother hugging a three-year-old? It's not like they're going to remember it.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Ka0 posted:

I was staying over this girl's house when I was in high school. We began watching movies, made out, then cuddled. I used to think she was so hot, her hair smelled so nice. I couldn't keep my hands off her.
About an hour into cuddling, she farted.

Did you gently caress? If she farted that meant she felt super comfortable around you and was probably down for whatever.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
My bed is really more of a gently caress dais. If we ain't boning, gtfo.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Cuddling is actually p cool and nice, even if it is uncomfortably warm and goddamnit I just want to roll over but I'd pretty much just have to judo flip this bitch sleeping all over my limbs and poo poo.

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