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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
So the wife and I were flipping through channels a few months ago and we came across Iowa Public Television. We watch it a lot for its educational shows for the kiddo, but this was prime time and it was a show called The Woodsmith Shop. Seemed boring and grandpa-like until we saw them fashion a gorgeous dresser out of a pile of sticks and kindling. Me, trying to be Mr Handy Man around the house began to take note!

We were enthralled! Now every time we catch it on, we make sure we stop and watch it.



Don't believe me? Watch these magicians turn boring pieces of wood into super useful tools around the house.

http://www.woodsmithshop.com/episodes/season9/908/

These guys are like that scene in Harry Potter in the Weasley's house where everything is just fixing itself and working perfectly, except with wood tools.

http://www.woodsmithshop.com/episodes/season9/910/

They are talking to the camera about some important detail while still putting out flawless pieces of wood with expert craftmanship right before your eyes!

http://www.woodsmithshop.com/episodes/season9/904/

You can learn how to do pretty much anything from these guys. I've seen them take boring old Home Depot wood and turn it into beautiful cabinetry right before our eyes!The biggest downside is that they have a tens of thousands of dollars worth of equipment at their disposal, so you're not going to be able to match everything. But you can certainly get started and learn a lot of cool tips and tricks from these guys! Maybe even become a Woodworking Magician yourself!

Unbeknownst to us until the final rolling credits, this show is shot, filmed, and produced right in Gods Favorite, DES MOINES, IOWA!

Be sure to check it out on your local PBS station, its really quite entertaining and informative to see these masters at work!

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

gently caress iowa

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


gently caress Iowa.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Who's your favorite woodsmith?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Don is on a locked in course for Type-2 Diabetes.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Dr Cheeto posted:

Who's your favorite woodsmith?

jastigers mom

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Ok ok ok, the south sucks, we get it.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

im gaye posted:

gently caress iowa



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

gently caress Iowa.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i hate the south especially south dakota

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
This is like the Food Network, but for wood.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This looks boring af like DesMoines

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Who cares?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Roy Underhill would shave these fat fucks down to size on his foot lathe.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

these dudes look plain as poo poo

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gamer with Dignity is unable to comprehend using his or her hands for anything other than bideo games.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Whats the most expensive saw blade youve destroyed.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
so you're learning to manipulate wood with smiling men, op?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

so you're learning to manipulate wood with smiling men, op?

Gbs' most jealous poster spotted

BowreeBookstore
Oct 29, 2015
Lol the PR departments of power-tool and lumber companies really have fashioned rural masculinity into the most valueless thing. I didn't watch the video, just saying .

These pathetic fucks, they whiney and moan about the coastal elites and then kneel down in front of their TeeVees, unscrew their heads and let the ad-men tell em what to think. The result.. it isn't pretty!

To sell to the young the power-tool companies should make appeals to bernie-style soft socialism. Remind the viewer than the Good Person of Today is always in the process of Building. You can toss in some revolting "maker" poo poo lingo in there and you got their balls in your hand!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Wow there are some really powerful tools itt

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
"Big Tool" keeping the man down

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah let me click and watch a bunch of video that aren't on youtube in 2016

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TJ miller visits flyover state morning shows:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TI6KDhVuqw

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Jastiger posted:

Gbs' most jealous poster spotted

iowa-like typing detected

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
Building poo poo becomes pretty unmanly when you're stuck with making an endtable to put your wife's knickknacks on

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




im gaye posted:

gently caress iowa


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

gently caress Iowa.


im gaye posted:

jastigers mom


Monstrous Dooklord posted:

yeah let me click and watch a bunch of video that aren't on youtube in 2016

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

darkhand posted:

Building poo poo becomes pretty unmanly when you're stuck with making an endtable to put your wife's knickknacks on
It's better to put the lathe to good use making wooden buttplugs

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

iowa can suck my left nut

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Someone linked me a Good Video of how to put wood together without glue that looked like it was from 1986 but PBS or whoever made it DMCA'd it.

Joinery, I guess it's called?

Okay, that's my story, God bless.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
im the weasley

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

It's better to put the lathe to good use making wooden buttplugs

Wooden buttplugs are the only way Jastiger can get an erection.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I have foreigners build all my furniture, sorry you can't afford that small luxury

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

etalian posted:

TJ miller visits flyover state morning shows:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TI6KDhVuqw

This is a good thread and I don't want it to all be about TJ Miller but he is good and this is funny

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Cantaloupe posted:

I have foreigners build all my furniture, sorry you can't afford that small luxury

Why pay foreigners when you can spend three times as much in material, tools, and labor to make something of questionable quality and precision?!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

iowa is poo poo, you fuckman

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

This is a good thread and I don't want it to all be about TJ Miller but he is good and this is funny

TJ visits another flyover state morning show in Nebraska:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGmlkOP6WMs

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

That's some purty wood

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Des Moines is a good place to start a family if you're looking to raise a heroin addict.

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
I DON'T THINK SO, TIM!



P.S. Festool or nothing. Get your Sears poo poo out of my goddamn face.

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Des Moines is a good place to start a family if you're looking to raise a heroin addict.

Yeah Iowa City is way cooler

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