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Order a delicious pizza and eat it all yourself.
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better, microwave a frozen pizza and eat it like a big soggy taco
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Jul 3, 2016 02:26
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The Protagonist posted:better, microwave a frozen pizza and eat it like a big soggy taco this is the worst advice i have ever seen
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Jul 3, 2016 02:50
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The Protagonist posted:better, microwave a frozen pizza and eat it like a big soggy taco That's just a calzone man, unless you're gonna fill up the middle with beef, lettuce and...... ......brb
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Jul 3, 2016 02:52
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I found a single five year old bottle of beer while cleaning out the house today. Perfect condition, delicious.
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Jul 3, 2016 03:26
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I found a single five year old bottle of beer while cleaning out the house today. Perfect condition, delicious. grease is the word, bitch
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Jul 3, 2016 03:28
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Please. Go to the shop. Purchase 1 Pumpkin. 1 Eggplant. 1 Sweet Potato (yam). 2 Chorizo sausages. Cut the pumpkin in sixths. Remove seeds. Slice the loving eggplant in 1/2. Leave yam as it is. Boil a large pot of with like 2 and bit litres (5 pints) of water. Like a loving really big pot. Place 3 pieces of pumpkin (skin down) on an oven tray. Do the same for the other poo poo. Throw in a few cloves of garlic. Coat with olive oil. Put it in the oven on about 170C err .. 338F for about 1 hour. Put herbs (like whatever. I just pick stuff from the garden. Rosemary, Parsley, Coriander (sparingly)) in pot of water and maybe throw in a couple of stock cubes (or use real stock from an actual chicken). Add some Black Pepper, Garam Masala, Tumeric, and Galangal. Throw some roughly cut celery into the pot. Simmer. Slice the Chorizo and fry. Don't overcook it. Check oven. Play with temps. Set timer for another 15 mins. May need to remove eggplant earlier. When the tops of the pumpkin start to brown take it out. Use a spoon to scoop the goodness out and transfer it into the pot. Lose the skin basically. The yam should be like taking off a sock. Do something else while the pot is simmering. I dunno? Bread? Hit it with a handheld electric spinning thing until it's just right. Add the Chorizo sausage. Stir gently. Eat.
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Jul 3, 2016 03:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpCLykGVtoY
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Jul 3, 2016 03:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpCLykGVtoY
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Jul 3, 2016 03:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO88HHSWg-c I win.
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Jul 3, 2016 04:01
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don't be boring mutilate yourself
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Jul 3, 2016 04:02
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Jul 3, 2016 04:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0
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Jul 3, 2016 04:11
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IM DRINK HAMMS
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Jul 3, 2016 04:16
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Fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSA08dQqCNk
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Jul 3, 2016 04:16
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Flavor Truck posted:IM DRINK HAMMS Was it flavored with peppercorns, pineapples and maraschino cherries?
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Jul 3, 2016 04:17
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How about a device, that when you're in a dentist chair, you can move a trackball and be able to communicate to the dentist in a simple Y/N manner? Maybe a Pain Meter from 1.......through to ...........11. A cam so you can see what the dentist is doing? Maybe this invention exists?
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Jul 4, 2016 21:58
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they're not actually interested in your input or pain level though, dentists are just amused by people continually trying to communicate in their light-torture chair
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Jul 4, 2016 22:11
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i figure if i get drunk now i can sober up and sleep it off and wake up early tomorrow
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Jul 4, 2016 22:34
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I am stone cold sober and not doing poo poo tonite. Don't be sad though I'm fine it's nice over here and I have internet.
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Jul 4, 2016 22:35
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Mmmmmm Whiskey. Evan Williams is my best friend.
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Jul 4, 2016 22:36
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i think you're also pretty when you're sober OP, and you shouldn't feel like you have to drink for attention, just be yourself and you might be surprised how many people like what they see!
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Jul 4, 2016 23:46
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How much can u drink and still be considered an acceptable caretaker for your 16 month old
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Jul 4, 2016 23:55
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The Protagonist posted:How much can u drink and still be considered an acceptable caretaker for your 16 month old The best thing about having a kid means that you are never truly drinking alone
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Jul 4, 2016 23:56
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Which raises my next question, how much is acceptable to share? Juice already seems to make him pretty belligerent
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Jul 4, 2016 23:58
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Just a little bit of brady for teething
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