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Echoing everyone who has said they are a fat, bald drunk. My Da' is the best. 
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Jul 5, 2016 12:50
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I'm just like my dad. I sleep with women behind mom's back and she is totally clueless, I often go weeks at a time without speaking to her, and her father hates me and thinks she deserves better.
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Jul 5, 2016 13:50
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I ask "what?" whenever somebody speaks to me, even if I hear and comprehend them perfectly. I also like to scratch my back on doorways and the corners of walls
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Jul 5, 2016 14:23
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I drink and terrorize my wife and children
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Jul 5, 2016 14:32
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The extreme selfishness and self-centeredness both my parents have, I have inherited twofold.
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Jul 5, 2016 14:43
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I'm like my dad in that I'll pass out on the toilet while taking a poo poo and the next morning when I wake up naked on the floor with doo doo all over my butt cheeks and legs I'll stumble into the kid's room and accuse them of taking a poo poo and not flushing the toilet. Then as I leave the room still naked with crusted poo poo on my unwiped lower body I say, "I'm just glad your mother isn't around to see what you two have become." Just like good old dad.
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Jul 5, 2016 14:50
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I have become fixated with the idea of getting married and settling down. Also I like home made popcorn a biiiiit too much. I'm basically a less emotionally unstable version of my dad.
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Jul 5, 2016 14:50
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i find sex w my dad unfulfilling and long for eascape
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Jul 5, 2016 14:53
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At least I didn't have a let down of a son when I was 23.
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Jul 5, 2016 14:56
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Now I am become my parents, the destroyer of worlds.
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Jul 5, 2016 14:59
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i have my dad's face, and his hairline, and his aspergers i am now starting to show signs of my mom's anxiety issues, as well as some of her many allergies
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Jul 5, 2016 15:00
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After realizing the way I enjoy educating people on various scientific facts about bugs or pharmaceuticals while under the influence of opiates and/or adderall, I came to the conclusion that my dad has been abusing opiates on and off my entire life since he acts the exact same way when high and his pupils are often really tiny.
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Jul 5, 2016 16:58
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My dad always wanted me sit with him and watch movies he liked when he was younger and I always hated it and complained so he eventually stopped asking me. Now I do the same thing to the children in our family and they complain and say the movies are no good and it actually kind of hurts and I feel sorry for doing that to my dad.
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