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The other day he accidentally took a bite out of something with gluten in it, and upon realizing this he immediately rushed to the bathroom to induce vomiting. I'm not a doctor but I think that kind of behavior is probably more detrimental to his health than consuming a single molecule of gluten. Why are people so crazy when it comes to gluten?
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Jul 6, 2016 18:01
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tell him your dick is gluten free
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Jul 6, 2016 18:02
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gluten makes my balls stink 
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Jul 6, 2016 18:04
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or your rear end if you prefer
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Jul 6, 2016 18:05
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beat the stupid out of him
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Jul 6, 2016 18:05
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always bring a bunch of gluten free stuff and sell it to him for a markup
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Jul 6, 2016 18:07
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Same happened when I served my friend cupcakes glazed with my own semen. Some people are just fussy eaters.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:08
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RobattoJesus posted:Same happened when I served my friend cupcakes glazed with my own semen. Some people are just fussy eaters.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:09
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test him by giving him a cookie and claiming it is gluten free when actually it is full of gluten. after he doesn't get sick, tell him he'a a dumb little bitch
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Jul 6, 2016 18:10
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I work with two people who both say theyre celiac and it is such a goddamn pain in the rear end to go to lunch or for happy hour with them.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:10
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Tuxedo Gin posted:test him by giving him a cookie and claiming it is gluten free when actually it is full of gluten. after he doesn't get sick, tell him he'a a dumb little bitch that seems like it would be a dick move regardless of how much of a retard he undeniably is
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Jul 6, 2016 18:11
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yeah but you're a dick so it's right up your alley
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Jul 6, 2016 18:11
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thathonkey posted:I work with two people who both say theyre celiac and it is such a goddamn pain in the rear end to go to lunch or for happy hour with them.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:12
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symbolic posted:then don't That'll never work.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:14
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why is happy hour a pain in the rear end? is there gluten in margaritas?
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Jul 6, 2016 18:14
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Tuxedo Gin posted:why is happy hour a pain in the rear end? is there gluten in margaritas?
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Jul 6, 2016 18:15
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he has a mental disorder, OP
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Jul 6, 2016 18:16
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Slice his freakin taint in half
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Jul 6, 2016 18:16
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Tuxedo Gin posted:why is happy hour a pain in the rear end? is there gluten in margaritas? Yes it's called neat vodka
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Jul 6, 2016 18:17
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shame on you for associating with such an intolerant person 
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Jul 6, 2016 18:17
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thathonkey posted:I work with two people who both say theyre celiac and it is such a goddamn pain in the rear end to go to lunch or for happy hour with them. my other friend really does have celiac disease, diagnosed by an actual medical doctor. i don't mind accommodating him because he has a legitimate health issue. but this other guy is just piggybacking on a fad for attention or something and making people with actual issues look bad
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Jul 6, 2016 18:17
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i'd like to order a vegan free-range margarita please, but only if your tequila is locally sourced, free trade, and gluten free.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:17
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Tuxedo Gin posted:i'd like to order a vegan free-range margarita please, but only if your tequila is locally sourced, free trade, and gluten free. I just reflexively punched my monitor. Thanks.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:20
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So brave!! You should support your friend finally being comfortable with his identity.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:20
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my favorite thing is when these people refuse to drink any vodka that doesn't say "gluten free" on the label. bitch all vodka is gluten free, it's loving distilled alcohol
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Jul 6, 2016 18:22
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VendaGoat posted:I just reflexively punched my monitor. Thanks. are the glasses salted according to proper halal procedures?
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Jul 6, 2016 18:22
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:beat the stupid out of him three times a day after meals
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Jul 6, 2016 18:23
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Cnut the Great posted:my favorite thing is when these people refuse to drink any vodka that doesn't say "gluten free" on the label. bitch all vodka is gluten free, it's loving distilled alcohol I change my previous suggestion of neat vodka to a bottle of draino
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Jul 6, 2016 18:23
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You keep him around to make fun of him, right?
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Jul 6, 2016 18:24
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Cnut the Great posted:my favorite thing is when these people refuse to drink any vodka that doesn't say "gluten free" on the label. bitch all vodka is gluten free, it's loving distilled alcohol I once literally saw water that said "vegan" and "gluten free" on the bottle water
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Jul 6, 2016 18:25
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Now your friend will never shut up about his gastrointestinal events, especially during meal time. I would rather eat meat in front of a vegan than dine with a gluten-free sissy.
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Jul 6, 2016 18:26
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i dont even know what gluten is 
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Jul 6, 2016 18:26
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Son of Rodney posted:I once literally saw water that said "vegan" and "gluten free" on the bottle
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Jul 6, 2016 18:27
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Enfield posted:i dont even know what gluten is
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Jul 6, 2016 18:27
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Enfield posted:i dont even know what gluten is It's when you've stuck a hairbrush up your rear end in a top hat so often you keep making GBS threads yourself in public and need to blame it on something so you tell everyone you have a gluten allergy
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Jul 6, 2016 18:28
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symbolic posted:then don't oh ive tried to get everybody else on board with excluding them from our work events but apparently that makes me an rear end in a top hat 
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Jul 6, 2016 18:29
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what does a gluten look like
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Jul 6, 2016 18:29
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thathonkey posted:oh ive tried to get everybody else on board with excluding them from our work events but apparently that makes me an rear end in a top hat exclude yourself from the group then idiot
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Jul 6, 2016 18:32
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gluten glues up your intestines thats because you feel bad because the vitamins cant reach your blood anymore this is what gluten haters actually believe
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Jul 6, 2016 18:34
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maybe you should do the opposite of that thign that was suggested op, you can give him something gluten free, and then after he eats it you can wait a bit and then be like "oh wait i think that was full of glutens", then when he starts freaking out and having his "reaction" you can be like "oh no actually it was gluten free"
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