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Cnut the Great posted:The other day he accidentally took a bite out of something with gluten in it, and upon realizing this he immediately rushed to the bathroom to induce vomiting. I'm not a doctor but I think that kind of behavior is probably more detrimental to his health than consuming a single molecule of gluten. have you ever noticed your username is an anagram of "oval office Rag Teeth"
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I AM GLUTE
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Jul 6, 2016 21:06
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Zzulu posted:Bread is delicious and full of carbs and calories which is excellent when you're bulking It's a vicious cycle. Just buy a food scale and snag the catering menu from whole foods. You're welcome. 
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Jul 6, 2016 21:19
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Special Snowflake Syndrome
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Jul 6, 2016 21:25
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psychokitty posted:I AM GLUTE wanna eat that
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Jul 6, 2016 21:30
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I hate when people say they're gluten intolerant and kick up a big fuss in restaurants and if they come round for dinner. But then if they want a cupcake or whatever they'll be like 'I'll just treat myself'. gently caress you. Sorry. I'm gluten shaming. Gonna read this column to punish myself: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/gluten-free-alcohol
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Jul 6, 2016 21:33
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celiac disease is a real thing that's miserable to live with there is no such thing as "gluten intolerance" and your friend is diminishing the importance of people with the aforementioned real disease
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Jul 6, 2016 21:37
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I know someone who stopped eating gluten, and now they got fibromyalgia and a bunch of other made-up ailments! So tell ur friend to be safe, OP! Sometimes the cure is worse than the other thing that's not actually a disease??
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Jul 6, 2016 22:13
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Does gluten or bread or etc effect IBS ? Have someone who swears theirs got better going after gluten free stuff
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Jul 6, 2016 22:22
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LethalGeek posted:Does gluten or bread or etc effect IBS ? Have someone who swears theirs got better going after gluten free stuff I know someone with legit diagnosed Celiac and if they eat gluten by accident their IBS gives them hell for days. So probably yes
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Jul 6, 2016 22:26
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Y-Hat posted:celiac disease is a real thing that's miserable to live with Also this X1000 However my poor Celiac friend is actually thankful for the gluten "intolerant" whiners because them making gluten-free a fad has caused a whole bunch of new gluten free foods to hit the market. Silver lining 
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Jul 6, 2016 22:29
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shortly after I stopped eating sandwiches and pizza every day my nose stopped always running. i don't know if there's a connection. well, cya.
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Jul 6, 2016 22:57
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Cuckoo posted:However my poor Celiac friend is actually thankful for the gluten "intolerant" whiners because them making gluten-free a fad has caused a whole bunch of new gluten free foods to hit the market. Silver lining have you tried any of it? it's really bad. i mean, better than nothing, sure. but it's still awful.
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Jul 6, 2016 23:04
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Dogmeat posted:have you tried any of it? it's really bad. i mean, better than nothing, sure. but it's still awful. its probably not as awful as making GBS threads your pants every day for weeks because of a diagnosed condition you have
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Jul 6, 2016 23:23
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Work in a bakery in a city of millionaires. I was surprised gluten free is still a trend, but white rich women will always need somewhere to point their blame finger to for their wine guts.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:03
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don't gluten shame, you'll make Greg sad
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Jul 7, 2016 02:05
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The best part about having celiac disease is definitely hearing people ramble on to you about how what you're dealing with is real and all those gluten intolerant mofos are just faking it.
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Macnult posted:The best part about having celiac disease is definitely hearing people ramble on to you about how what you're dealing with is real and all those gluten intolerant mofos are just faking it. Yeah I'm like a fag hag except instead of gays I latch onto celiacs. I'm a celiac philiac.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:17
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Gluten is rad. I want a shirt that says that with a bowl of spaghetti or a slice of pizza on a skateboard wearing sunglasses looking all cool and poo poo.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:53
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diabeetz posted:Work in a bakery in a city of millionaires. What's up bakery buddy? I get asked about gluten all day and I try to tell them that our naturally leavened breads made from organic flours might be easier to digest, but they want cookies.
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Cuckoo posted:However my poor Celiac friend is actually thankful for the gluten "intolerant" whiners because them making gluten-free a fad has caused a whole bunch of new gluten free foods to hit the market. Silver lining This. I'm a dirty celiac person. It blows. You can't pick up a cupcake and be bad... it's outright avoidance or be in toilet pain with cramps for a night hoping your intestines don't fall out. I'll pass on the details. The worst is hidden fodmaps like soy fillers in gluten free products. Night of pain. Anyway, I don't care if gluten people fake it. I'd rather say thank you to all you insane gluten whiners because my local store carries gluten free beer that doesn't make me poo poo! I feel almost human again! /crawls back into a hole
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Jul 7, 2016 03:04
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Gluten is the Great Seitan
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a hole-y ghost posted:Gluten is the Great Seitan Nice... Gluten intolerance is almost bad as msg allergies, which don't exist at all. If you were allergic to glutamates you couldn't eat tomatoes or parmesan cheese you chump hypochondriacs. But yeah sorry legit celiac havers, I will dedicate my beer and pizzas to your quiet suffering
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Jul 7, 2016 05:27
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LethalGeek posted:Does gluten or bread or etc effect IBS ? Have someone who swears theirs got better going after gluten free stuff That's probably because your friend replaced all their terrible white bread and fried battered crap with fruits and vegetables with actual fiber in it. It's kinda like how when some people become vegetarians (but not vegans) they get healthier, mainly because they pay a lot more attention to what they eat and cut out all the crap they used to consume. Anyway, I live with someone with an actual diagnosed food intolerance, and that's just inability to absorb or metabolise a certain thing, like when someone is lactose intolerant. Coeliac is an honest autoimmune thing, like an allergy. And it's bad enough when my friend has stuff he isn't supposed to, so an actual Coeliac attack's gotta be worse. So normally I'd a little pissed off at these whiny self-diagnosed gluten intolerant idiots, but then I remember that food producers, supermarkets and restaurants happily give gluten-free stuff a huge markup, and so things work out in the end.
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Jul 7, 2016 06:00
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i got gluten free beer on accident once and it was really good
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Jul 7, 2016 06:09
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just kill yourself if you can't enjoy a baguette or pizza.
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Kaluza-Klein posted:just kill yourself if you can't enjoy a baguette or pizza. Why can't I just eat gluten free pizza?  I want to live!
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IronClaymore posted:That's probably because your friend replaced all their terrible white bread and fried battered crap with fruits and vegetables with actual fiber in it. It's kinda like how when some people become vegetarians (but not vegans) they get healthier, mainly because they pay a lot more attention to what they eat and cut out all the crap they used to consume. . Plus they cut Chinese take out from their life for the same reason so something is going on but they never go to a doc about anything because of some childhood stuff.
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Jul 8, 2016 18:30
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An Ounce of Gold posted:Why can't I just eat gluten free pizza? gluten is what makes it good
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An Ounce of Gold posted:Why can't I just eat gluten free pizza? Living without gluten ain't living at all.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:test him by giving him a cookie and claiming it is gluten free when actually it is full of gluten. after he doesn't get sick, tell him he'a a dumb little bitch My mom did this with mushrooms. I still got sick. Then she reversed it and told me there was mushrooms in something that I ate but there wasn't. I still got sick.
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dog buttz posted:My mom did this with mushrooms. I still got sick. Then she reversed it and told me there was mushrooms in something that I ate but there wasn't. I still got sick. Maybe it's just that your mom is a bad cook?
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Pththya-lyi posted:Maybe it's just that your mom is a bad cook? Or trying to kill him? Makes you wonder
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Jul 8, 2016 19:55
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i loving love gluten i always order extra
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people dont like gluten because it sounds like the word glutton same as we use the word "fat" to mean dietary fat which isnt necessarily bad that is the end of the mysteries
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Jul 8, 2016 20:11
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reallivedinosaur posted:i loving love gluten i always order extra I'm a BYOG kinda guy. Life of the party.
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Jul 8, 2016 20:29
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King of Bees posted:Or trying to kill him? Makes you wonder
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Jul 8, 2016 20:32
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your friend is not wrong there is a medical term for what your friend has: "being a complete pussy princess with a cute dress living in a big pink castle for pussies" there's no treatment yet I'm sorry
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List of food restrictions for a cottage weekend I'm going to next month where we all prepare one meal for everyone:quote:Food intolerances include wheat, eggs, corn, sesame, milk, all legume beans, oats, flax, oyster, garlic, almonds, kiwi, wakame seaweed. Please add any others that I've missed. It's ok if these are in small amounts in a recipe, but we'll bring our own alternatives ie. rice bread, soy milk, etc. Told them I'd make ice
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flashy_mcflash posted:List of food restrictions for a cottage weekend I'm going to next month where we all prepare one meal for everyone: I just wouldn't go. Like, what the gently caress's the point? Plus the "it's ok if there are small amounts" usually means nobody has an actual allergy, they just get off on making people jump through hoops.
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