- Sunswipe
- Feb 5, 2016
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by Fluffdaddy
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Married to an actual, MD-diagnosed, celiac sufferer.
Ever get a sunburn? When a celiac gets 'glutened', the effect is like a sunburn on your intestinal linings. It takes a week or so to poo poo out the damaged ones and grow new ones. During that time, the only allowed food is banana, apple sauce/juice, gluten-free toast, and white rice. That's it. Forget going anywhere; you need to be near a bathroom at all times. The pain is like someone beating your abdomen with a pillowcase full of bricks. You sleep as much as possible.
It takes the amount of gluten needed to fill this O to trigger a glutening.
Knew a celiac at college. I'm glad that's the sort of pain the creepy little fucker went through.
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Jul 9, 2016 03:23
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- Sunswipe
- Feb 5, 2016
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by Fluffdaddy
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I knew a celiac in high school. I'm glad that's the sort of pain the beautiful goddess that wanted nothing to do with me went through.
True story except I'm not glad.
Should have offered to fill her mouth with something that's definitely gluten free.
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