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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i caught a psyduck tonight btw

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

yeah, this sounds like something that happened in real life

Other people do leave their parent's basement and actually have their poo poo together I know this is hard for you to believe

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene

LethalGeek posted:

Other people do leave their parent's basement and actually have their poo poo together I know this is hard for you to believe

i wish i could have my poo poo together like all the grown adults playing pokemon :(

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
So far it is a net positive, some idiots are getting hurt, others are going out and having fun, I'm posting about it. Thanks pokemoms

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

i wish i could have my poo poo together like all the grown adults playing pokemon :(

i dont think you read my post i hung out with GIRLS playing pokemon :grin:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

the great deceiver posted:

i dont think you read my post i hung out with GIRLS playing pokemon :grin:

what was his name

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
brock

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
What is the best pokeyman

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Squirtle

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Stunfisk is the best Pokemon.

Either that or the balloon Pokemon that kidnaps children :cb:

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
When are they going to add the "Ran Out of Ideas" Pokemon ?


http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vanillish_(Pok%C3%A9mon)


http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Klefki_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Fat Shat Sings posted:

When are they going to add the "Ran Out of Ideas" Pokemon ?


http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vanillish_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

they're waiting for that baskin robbins cross promotion money

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sheep-Goats posted:

What is the best pokeyman

it doesnt really matter, they are all basically the same :shrug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


How long until people start physically fighting to keep people from taking their gym? Like when will someone get shot and killed trying to take over the local YMCA polemon gym?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How long until people start physically fighting to keep people from taking their gym? Like when will someone get shot and killed trying to take over the local YMCA polemon gym?

lol there were irl fights between stupid fat nerds when Ingress was still semi-popular so yeah this is gonna be hilarious

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How long until people start physically fighting to keep people from taking their gym? Like when will someone get shot and killed trying to take over the local YMCA polemon gym?

the best way to capture gyms is remotely by using a GPS spoofer

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Is a GPS spoofer something physical or is it an app I can download?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


criscodisco posted:

an app I can download?


This one you fat nerd

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
man in blue tie: what a loser.

man in red tie: yeah, I bet he can't even afford lucky eggs.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

unpacked robinhood posted:





This one you fat nerd

lmao the dude simultaneously vaping is what makes this photo

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He isn't vaping, he's blowing into his Pokeflute!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


lol

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Fat Shat Sings posted:

When are they going to add the "Ran Out of Ideas" Pokemon ?


http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vanillish_(Pok%C3%A9mon)


http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Klefki_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Klefki is great.

And don't be silly, even gen 1 has Pokemon that are just "object with face". Voltorb, Muk, Ditto... Even Geodude is just a rock with a face and arms.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Someone on my facebook said this:

1998-2000: Yay, Pokemon!
2001-June 2016: Lolz, you like Pokemon? Loser.
July 2016: You aren't playing Pokemon? Loser.
Where are my extra points for 16 years of social rejection?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Pokemod.

appleskates
Feb 21, 2008

Find your freedom in the music.
Find your Jesus, find your Kubrick.

Serious Frolicking posted:

that seems pretty reasonable to me. ice cream shops keep the ac cranked way up, and having masses of shitlords coming in and out on a hot day without buying anything would be pretty expensive.

I work at an ice cream shop on the weekends and we welcome the Pokenerds because they buy our ridiculously expensive artisan handmade locally sourced ice cream

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
im going to go out in public dressed as squirtle and hope people catch me

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

appleskates posted:

I work at an ice cream shop on the weekends and we welcome the Pokenerds because they buy our ridiculously expensive artisan handmade locally sourced ice cream

Small businesses all over are probably loving Pokemon Go. It's getting large numbers of people walking the streets instead of staying in doors, which naturally leads to them checking out these places that they probably had no awareness of.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Chomp8645 posted:

Small businesses all over are probably loving Pokemon Go. It's getting large numbers of people walking the streets instead of staying in doors, which naturally leads to them checking out these places that they probably had no awareness of.

My sister-in-law's got a coffee shop here in Atlanta that has an Ingress portal/Pokéstop on it. Fox5 dropped by to interview the employees about Pokémon Go. Not sure if she's seen increased patronage, but it probably can't hurt.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



Should be captured and put in a museum as a perfect specimen of goon

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I went on a hike yesterday and thought I'd look for a few mons up there but guess what: there were none. There were more pokemon in the target parking lot than on 6 miles of woods and mountain hiking. Pretty bullshit imo

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

PokeJoe posted:

I went on a hike yesterday and thought I'd look for a few mons up there but guess what: there were none. There were more pokemon in the target parking lot than on 6 miles of woods and mountain hiking. Pretty bullshit imo

INGRESS uses NERD to tag popular outdoor locations!

It's not very effective...

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
yeah its based on XM, which is based on cell activity

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


The beach 20 minutes from my house has a shitton of Pokestops and gyms. I went there today to swim in the ocean and catch pokeymans, and literally every person hanging around the nearest gym spot was either super buff and tan or your typical goon/goonette.

Also I caught an Omanyte :3:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
a big fat black woman was walking slowly down the railroad tracks behind my work holding a cell phone up, I think she was my first Pokemon player sighting in the real world. or she was a druggie who knows

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

:wedass::vapes:

He makes walking look painful.

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!
lol

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Two-Men-Fall-Down-Cliff-While-Playing-Pokemon-Go-386743551.html

it inspired me

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
the gym next to my house was just captured by a cp72 zubat with a trainer named Goooooon lol

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