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Seriously what is the point of Pokemon GO? It's just walk around town and hope to find pokemon to do what with? Nothing worthwhile. It's a loving trick game to make Nintendo relevant again and to trick the millennials to go outside and walk around and poo poo. This was a Public Service Message - Stay the gently caress away from Pokemon GO. Pokemon GO? More like Pokemon Go Away!
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seriously what is the point of Pokemon GO? It's just walk around town and hope to find pokemon to do what with? Nothing worthwhile. It's a loving trick game to make Nintendo relevant again and to trick the millennials to go outside and walk around and poo poo. millenials are fat as gently caress, so this is a net win
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Jul 10, 2016 11:09
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suck my penis
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Jul 10, 2016 11:10
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The Grimace posted:millenials are fat as gently caress, so this is a net win Incorrect, when I go outside, I don't want to see a bunch of fat fucks walking around staring at their phone.
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Jul 10, 2016 11:10
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seriously what is the point of Pokemon GO? It's just walk around town and hope to find pokemon to do what with? Nothing worthwhile. It's a loving trick game to make Nintendo relevant again and to trick the millennials to go outside and walk around and poo poo. No....it's so Nintendo can learn the location of all children and stunted manchildren over a given period of time, and then act on that.
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Jul 10, 2016 11:11
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One weird trick. Jigglypuff hates him!
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Jul 10, 2016 11:11
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im gonna be a pokemon master
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Jul 10, 2016 11:12
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spud posted:No....it's so Nintendo can learn the location of all children and stunted manchildren over a given period of time, and then act on that. Hi, I said nothing about Nintendo's intentions for themselves with releasing this game. I said it's a trick to make people go outside. Of course they are going to use it to push advertising to your face in new and exciting ways.
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Jul 10, 2016 11:13
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im going to buy a brand new triumph scrambler and drive around and catch all the pokemom
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Jul 10, 2016 11:14
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I just captured a pokemon in my front yard!... ....gently caress its the mail man who is unconscious and bleeding a lot....I am now going to jail.
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Jul 10, 2016 11:14
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I don't understand how they're tricking people considering they advertise outright that you walk around irl to catch the pokemon. There is no trick happening. They are upfront about what the game is about and how to play it and people willingly download and play it. You're a dumbass, op
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Jul 10, 2016 11:15
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i think it's nice
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Jul 10, 2016 11:18
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I knew it! They'll never make me go outside, even for Porkymans!
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Jul 10, 2016 11:23
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CJacobs posted:I don't understand how they're tricking people considering they advertise outright that you walk around irl to catch the pokemon. There is no trick happening. They are upfront about what the game is about and how to play it and people willingly download and play it. You're a dumbass, op Are you new to this site or something?
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Jul 10, 2016 11:28
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Enfield posted:im going to buy a brand new triumph scrambler and drive around and catch all the pokemom Same but an R1 so I do it faster and defeat you, but don't look as cool doing it.
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Jul 10, 2016 11:47
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King of Bees posted:Same but an R1 so I do it faster and defeat you, but don't look as cool doing it. youll drive right past all the best pokemon because youll be going too fast
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Jul 10, 2016 11:51
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Seriously, does this explain the people I've recently been seeing, walking around town with their phone in front of their faces?
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Jul 10, 2016 11:53
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as someone who was too old to give a poo poo about pokemon and a certified anime hater i hope the world burns
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Jul 10, 2016 11:57
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genesplicer posted:Seriously, does this explain the people I've recently been seeing, walking around town with their phone in front of their faces? yeah it's pretty funny people are straight up leaving their house walking around just to catch Pokemon
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i need to seriously upgrade my capture techniques for the digital age genesplicer posted:Seriously, does this explain the people I've recently been seeing, walking around town with their phone in front of their faces? make this comment a week ago and you would sound like a cranky old geezer!!
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Jul 10, 2016 11:58
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genesplicer posted:Seriously, does this explain the people I've recently been seeing, walking around town with their phone in front of their faces? My daughter and I walked around the neighborhood for two hours last night looking for Pokémon. We saw three others doing it as well and one guy on a scooter driving super slow with a phone in his face.
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Jul 10, 2016 11:59
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Enfield posted:youll drive right past all the best pokemon because youll be going too fast Dammit. There's a flaw in my plan!
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Jul 10, 2016 12:01
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I downloaded this and thought it was a cool idea, here's a cute lil game as an extra incentive for me to run outside this summer. Except I run around countryside roads while pokemons only hang out at walmart apparently so nvm.
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Jul 10, 2016 12:44
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It's a pretty cool casual game tbh
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Jul 10, 2016 12:52
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How much like a pokemone game is this pokemon game?
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Jul 10, 2016 12:53
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I thought it was a trick so states with castle doctrines could get away with shooting more teenagers.
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Jul 10, 2016 13:53
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Elman posted:Except I run around countryside roads while pokemons only hang out at walmart apparently so nvm. Are the spawn locations limited? So you're not having these things in the middle of a military base or an airport or something like that?
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Jul 10, 2016 14:04
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Thanks for the third thread about this OP.
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Jul 10, 2016 14:05
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I'm sorry, I was being sarcastic in that previous post and that's not very polite of me.
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Jul 10, 2016 14:05
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seriously what is the point of Pokemon GO? It's just walk around town and hope to find pokemon to do what with? Nothing worthwhile. It's a loving trick game to make Nintendo relevant again and to trick the millennials to go outside and walk around and poo poo. You just want all the pokemans for yourself you prick.
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Jul 10, 2016 14:06
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hopefully some of these fat fucks get run over by cars and fall down the sides of steep hills and stuff
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Jul 10, 2016 14:06
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how do you win
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Jul 10, 2016 14:14
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fits my needs posted:hopefully some of these fat fucks get run over by cars and fall down the sides of steep hills and stuff yeah! i hope they all die!
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Jul 10, 2016 14:45
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Parallax Scroll posted:how do you win the real victory is the friendships you make along the way
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Jul 10, 2016 14:46
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Mega64 posted:Thanks for the third thread about this OP. You're welcome. I knew about both of those threads and I still created this one. So gently caress you.
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Jul 10, 2016 14:46
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I have a friend who lives in Baton Rouge who was driving around with her friend Friday night so they could catch pokemon, she drove the wrong way into a one way entrance at the bus station and freaked the gently caress out of the cop stationed there who proceeded to scream at them both, luckily they were both white girls so they lived
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Jul 10, 2016 14:47
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Good thread op NOT lol this is like the magicarp of threads goddamn you fuckin blow
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Jul 10, 2016 14:55
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I can confirm that there are no Pokemon on military bases. They're not allowed.
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a cloth map posted:I can confirm that there are no Pokemon on military bases. They're not allowed. But thats where mewtwo lives
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I took my dog out for a walk last night and saw a dozen people on the local college campus playing pokemon go, a small child was running around screaming "NEEEEERRRRD!" at them.genesplicer posted:Seriously, does this explain the people I've recently been seeing, walking around town with their phone in front of their faces? Yes.
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