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Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

This is so many more dingers than Petco park normally sees.

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Cano has such an effortlessly smooth swing

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Hurry up Cano Sr.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ichiro would have gotten 25

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Duke Chin posted:

it's the pee pee's vs. the poo poo's!


Still liking the format changes they made from last year. So much better.

what did they change from last year?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Yeah Cano ain't even trying and I can't blame him.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Cano last seen desperately trying to climb a wall out of the stadium as officials cling to his ankles

Thank you for the belly-laugh, I sorely needed it.

Some Numbers posted:

I can't imagine how Cano wins this. Jesus Christ.

But if he does, it'll officially be the most exciting HR Derby ever.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Did this just start? Just got into a bar and normally they do like an hour of bullshit beforehand.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

IcePhoenix posted:

what did they change from last year?

Sorry I worded that very shittily: I like the big changes they made last year that they're still doing this year.

JeterianGiftBasket
Jul 9, 2016

#re2pect
I love Robinson Cano, like, a lot, but Giancarlo Stanton has descended from Mount Olympus as the Greek God of Dingers to bless us all, and Cano just can't match that.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

C. Everett Koop posted:

Yeah Cano ain't even trying and I can't blame him.

"Just let it end, my children are already crying."

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wow this sucks.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

JeterianGiftBasket posted:

I love Robinson Cano, like, a lot, but Giancarlo Stanton has descended from Mount Olympus as the Greek God of Dingers to bless us all, and Cano just can't match that.

Yea Cano isn't even bad by any stretch, Stanton is just some kinda dinger based cyborg.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Hubbardologist posted:

This is so many more dingers than Petco park normally sees.

there have been 101 homers at petco park this season so far according to hit tracker. Maybe Stanton will break that today by himself

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Congrats you finally made 3.9% of Stanton's HR total!

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Duke Chin posted:

Congrats you finally made 3.9% of Stanton's HR total!

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
I'm sad that Cano didn't win, but Stanton and Trumbo will be a fun round.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Duke Chin posted:

Congrats you finally made 3.9% of Stanton's HR total!

"I'm statistically relevant at least!"

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
lmao at cano's dad hitting him with a pitch

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Some Numbers posted:

I'm sorry that Cano didn't win, but Stanton and Trumbo will be a fun round.

yea I have no idea how the other side is gonna beat that matchup.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

C. Everett Koop posted:

lmao at cano's dad hitting him with a pitch

That owned

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
A truly Marinersarian performance. :golfclap:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Duke Chin posted:

Sorry I worded that very shittily: I like the big changes they made last year that they're still doing this year.

Oh gotcha. Yeah I was super skeptical on the changes when they announced it and am so happy to have been proven so completely wrong, this format is amazing.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
What the gently caress is up with these camera people

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lol at Myers getting hit

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
Myers is getting a lot of air under his balls

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
What is this song? It sounds very '00s.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Metapod posted:

Lol at Myers getting hit

Cain and Abel poo poo right there

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I'm happy that Myers is doing well this year

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

YeahTubaMike posted:

What is this song? It sounds very '00s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl9w8Z3yUCE

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Meydey posted:

Myers is getting a lot of air under his balls

I hate when that happens. It usually means I've fallen off a cliff.

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011

Meydey posted:

Myers is getting a lot of air under his balls

He should probably put them back in his trousers, or the FCC will have a fit.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

The human avatar of dingers

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Good lord duvall

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
"That kid...is INHUMAN!" -David Ortiz

JeterianGiftBasket
Jul 9, 2016

#re2pect
"That? What I just saw? That ain't human."

Amen, Papi.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
replace berman and whoever the other guy is with Papi and Archer, tia

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
So did they just tell the caricaturist the guys' names & teams, and then just have them GUESS what they looked like?

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Poque posted:

replace berman and whoever the other guy is with Papi and Archer, tia

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Poque posted:

replace berman and whoever the other guy is with Papi and Archer, tia

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