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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Big news today that millenial Bernie supporters/SJWs will be holding a "fart in" at the DNC. Shipments of both dry and canned beans are being mailed in from all over the country as we speak.

Who can we thank? Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign

Basically, Bernie is out and they are PISSED that they won't be getting all the free stuff they feel they are entitled to so that they can continue playing Pokémon Go/shooting up/making welfare babies while their mom is away at work.

I can't wait until this happens and a bunch of multi-colored hair neckbeards get hauled out after they poo poo their pants after pushing out one too many farts.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Jul 15, 2016

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
this thread makes me think of :gas:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
And this is why Hillary will lose in November.

Much like a fart, Hillbots just can't let it go.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
you're getting your poo poo all mixed up - the multi-colored hair neckbeards were in the hilary camp; the aging hippies and genuine socialists were the bernie bros

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Im holding a fart-in itt

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Bernie's hair always looks like someone farted in his face.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

you're getting your poo poo all mixed up - the multi-colored hair neckbeards were in the hilary camp; the aging hippies and genuine socialists were the bernie bros

I've amended the op. I thought Bernie had all the 18-25 Tumblr crowd backing him.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jul 15, 2016

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

the multi-colored hair neckbeards were in the hilary camp

https://twitter.com/mterr337/status/753531843882782720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
Then we can blame the Democrats for global warming.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
more like the Demofartic National Convention

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

mix up piss and poo poo and poo poo and cook it in a spoon and inject into your eyeball op

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Whatever happened to stinkbombs? Seems much more effective to drop a few of those and then leave. You'd probably go to jail though and die there because Hillary Clinton has people murdered.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

mix up piss and poo poo and poo poo and cook it in a spoon and inject into your eyeball op

I'm not a Bernie or Hillary supporter. I have a job and better things to do than trying to get high with poop and pee.

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Feb 11, 2007

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won't work. Hillary Clinton loves to smell farts. She has whole teams of fart assistants who walk ahead of her and scent the halls wherever she goes

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
This sounds legitimately awesome.

Dave_Indeed posted:

Whatever happened to stinkbombs? Seems much more effective to drop a few of those and then leave. You'd probably go to jail though and die there because Hillary Clinton has people murdered.

It lacks a certain personal touch.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

because Hillary Clinton has people murdered.

RIP vilerat

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I'm not a Bernie or Hillary supporter. I have a job and better things to do than trying to get high with poop and pee.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zorodius posted:

won't work. Hillary Clinton loves to smell farts. She has whole teams of fart assistants who walk ahead of her and scent the halls wherever she goes

Scent the halls with smells of curry, fa la la la la.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Zorodius posted:

won't work. Hillary Clinton loves to smell farts. Bill loves to squeak one out while ol' Hilldawg is rimming him.

FTFY

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



actually I think ull find that true Bernie supporters are behind Bernie and Bernie will NEVER support Clinton

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Just change the OP to this

https://twitter.com/mterr337/status/730255408158253060

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Wow. This thread arises just as I'm having a real gasser of a day. It's like serendipity.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i challenge the op to a fist fight. not because i disagree with his politics but because i want to beat his stupid face into a mush

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Stinky_Pete posted:

RIP vilerat

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
what a bunch of losers they should all huff car tail pipes

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