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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > best part of quitting
 
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

i liked the part when i cut off my dick and balls

you quit your job at the your mom factory? :confused:

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i kind of want to stop working but still get paid twice monthly on the regs

i'm thinking lotto tickets? or buy amazon, apple and google stock, i'm pretty sure i can still hop on that bandwagon

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

My friend... have you ever heard of coin pushers???

logic tells me that if you just keep putting coins in you're _guaranteed_ to get a payout

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well you seem to have the system down - can i just send you a check for $1000 and you can send me back the profits?

also, i'm realizing that this could be the real purpose for a pusher robot

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > best part of quitting