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I'm teeing off at 9:20 eastern tomorrow for our weekly money game, we have 32 guys in it that's good also I am shitfaced and will likely be hungover on my first tee shot which requires at most a 3 iron because it's tight with ob left and there's water at 180-220 with the 180 being right it's really an goddamn unfortunate first tee shot which makes my life hard too
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i gotta piss but I'm in a car
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jackyl posted:I'm teeing off at 9:20 eastern tomorrow for our weekly money game, we have 32 guys in it that's good also I am shitfaced and will likely be hungover on my first tee shot which requires at most a 3 iron because it's tight with ob left and there's water at 180-220 with the 180 being right Tee time is 930 pst tomorrow, I too will be hungover for the first nine....then drunk for the back nine most likely
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Jul 16, 2016 03:47
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Celluloid Sam posted:i gotta piss but I'm in a car take a knee inside and quietly take a leak, its an uber so its not a friends car so no worries
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Jul 16, 2016 03:49
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I've been a member of this goddamn club for 10 years this September and I still hate #1 tee gently caress
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Jul 16, 2016 03:49
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Luvcow posted:take a knee inside and quietly take a leak, its an uber so its not a friends car so no worries its definitely my friends car
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Jul 16, 2016 03:50
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Celluloid Sam posted:its definitely my friends car okay theres like one last technique you can use, just lie down in the back seat and kinda snake yourself down into the crevice behind the seat cushion and then just let it all out. tell your friend you're trying to stretch your back because of a muscle cramp or something.
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Jul 16, 2016 03:53
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Luvcow posted:okay theres like one last technique you can use, just lie down in the back seat and kinda snake yourself down into the crevice behind the seat cushion and then just let it all out. tell your friend you're trying to stretch your back because of a muscle cramp or something. she said go gently caress yourself lol
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Celluloid Sam posted:she said go gently caress yourself lol if you tell the person that kinda ruins the whole technique but to be fair i can respect that decision
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Jul 16, 2016 03:55
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I just ate chicken wings and potato skins and mozzarella sticks and chicken tendies mmmm
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Jul 16, 2016 04:05
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Jesus Christ that's a lot of food
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Jul 16, 2016 04:08
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It was sampler platter which is the most fun you get some of everything! (:
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Jul 16, 2016 04:09
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suck some poo poo, cuz
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Jul 16, 2016 04:10
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dad gay. so what posted:suck some poo poo, cuz is it true you wrote castle kids about your failed relationship with nooner?
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Jul 16, 2016 04:12
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Okay enough beer time for whiskey
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Jul 16, 2016 04:32
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There are like 10 tvs in here and they are all either on the Dodgers game or CNN with poo poo about turkey and then there is one random one that is showing a Korean soap opera lol wtf
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Jul 16, 2016 05:02
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Nooner posted:There are like 10 tvs in here and they are all either on the Dodgers game or CNN with poo poo about turkey and then there is one random one that is showing a Korean soap opera lol wtf the Davis cup was on at the sports bar we went to for dinner earlier and Isner fuckin owned some poor euro
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Jul 16, 2016 05:03
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Los Doyers killin it, suck poo poo from my rear end in a top hat d-bags. I'm p drunk it's cool and good, bars are a lot more fun when you uber to them.
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Jul 16, 2016 06:21
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But my life is hard again cause my phone is gonna die soon and I'll miss posting with my posting pals 
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Jul 16, 2016 06:21
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stay safe dead battery nooner
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Jul 16, 2016 06:23
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whoflungpoop posted:Run little nooner run
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Jul 16, 2016 06:23
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gonna walk down the street to pick up more beer.
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Jul 16, 2016 06:25
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I need to go to the market to get more liquor for tonight and also eggs for tomorrow morning for egg n bacon sammies in the morning
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Jul 16, 2016 06:31
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I am saving my drinking for a wedding tomorrow but good luck tonight op
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Jul 16, 2016 06:43
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I waited too long. Now they wont sell me beer
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Jul 16, 2016 06:48
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Celluloid Sam posted:its definitely my friends car Its called "peeing out the window" you god damned amateur.
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Jul 16, 2016 06:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I waited too long. Now they wont sell me beer The world is a whore ):
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Jul 16, 2016 07:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k
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Jul 16, 2016 07:18
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I am now home with a large glass of rum. I think I'm going to play video games happy Friday night/Saturday morning everyone (:
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Jul 16, 2016 08:41
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Nooner posted:I am now home with a large glass of rum. I think I'm going to play video games happy Friday night/Saturday morning everyone (: nice
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Jul 16, 2016 08:42
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nooner if you want to uber up to sac next thursday its happy hour from like 3pm to closing at my place
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Jul 16, 2016 08:45
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Next time I drive up to my parents place I will stop in sactown to drink the heck out of a beer with you tgd but just one cause I'd have to drive another 2 stupid hours
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Jul 16, 2016 09:42
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Nooner posted:I almost went golfing after work today but ended up just whackin some balls at the driving range Well that's a quick way to make a lot of new friends!
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Jul 16, 2016 13:52
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Nooner posted:Next time I drive up to my parents place I will stop in sactown to drink the heck out of a beer with you tgd but just one cause I'd have to drive another 2 stupid hours Lol (Ball)sactown.
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Jul 16, 2016 16:56
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Jukeboxblues posted:Its called "peeing out the window" you god damned amateur. Bonus points if you can do it while lying down on the seat. In fact, try it and see what happens.
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Jul 16, 2016 17:11
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Come to Downey and I'll buy you a kick rear end drink at Lock and Key
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Jul 16, 2016 18:01
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Nooner posted:Made it!!!!  You did it, Nooner! 
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Jul 16, 2016 23:07
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Today I went on a big hike and now imma go get drunk at the pool dat LA lyfe dogg
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Jul 16, 2016 23:19
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you get to drink at happy hour prices simply by arriving at the end of happy hour? i've never heard of this, sounds like a sweet bar
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I lost money today in golf because I had a bad front nine 💩💩💩💩💩💩🐙 had an okay back nine but my only skin chance got cut so gambling again tomorrow tho
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