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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
http://www.wndu.com/content/news/Man-steals-brain-to-get-high-387042431.html

A Central Pennsylvania man is accused of spraying fluid used to embalm a human brain on marijuana.

Carlisle Police charged 26-year-old Joshua Lee Long with abuse of a corpse and conspiracy.

They say Long allegedly stole the human brain and soaked the pot in the formaldehyde, using the fluid to get high.

Court records show Long's aunt found the brain while cleaning out a trailer.

The coroner's office confirmed it was a real human brain and most likely was a stolen medical teaching specimen.

Police say Long was already in prison on multiple burglary charges.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
What's his username here?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
For whatever reason central PA is a bastion for poo poo like this. I have a friend who damned himself to shippensburg and his neighbors (16 and 18 year old brothers) conspire on a daily basis to doubleteam another 15 year old neighbor.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Pretty sure embalming fluid is legal to buy, so there was absolutely no reason he had to steal a brain.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

OP are we counting state college as central PA?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
absolutely. state college's concentration of hilljacks isn't as bad as say mt. union, but you'd be hardpressed to meet anyone who hasn't been directly or indirectly involved in some kind of redneck mouthfuck shed debauchery

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
PA is a bad state lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
His name is Josh Lee Long and he's not Asian? :eyepop:



lol that he's 26 years old.

jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jul 16, 2016

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Drunk Nerds posted:

Pretty sure embalming fluid is legal to buy, so there was absolutely no reason he had to steal a brain.

Yeah my friends used to dip blunts in it in highschool. I never joined them cause it seemed loving retarded but this also happened in PA so maybe it's just a thing we do

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Aesop Poprock posted:

Yeah my friends used to dip blunts in it in highschool. I never joined them cause it seemed loving retarded but this also happened in PA so maybe it's just a thing we do

I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think

e: yep thanks Erowid https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info6.shtml

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

AugmentedVision posted:

I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i've heard of dipping blunts but then i also read the story in scary stories to tell in the dark where a woman gets a prom dress that has formaldehyde on it and she DIES so i've always steered clear

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

AugmentedVision posted:

I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think

e: yep thanks Erowid https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info6.shtml

So, then, what is "human brain" slang for, here?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
blowjob iirc

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Drunk Nerds posted:

So, then, what is "human brain" slang for, here?

human brain is when horace drags lenny into the shed and knocks his skull against the tin siding.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
gently caress central pa. north east pa rules!

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Nascardad posted:

gently caress central pa. north east pa rules!

homie i'll be driving past scranton in an hour or so hmu

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AugmentedVision posted:

I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think

e: yep thanks Erowid https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info6.shtml

That would make more sense I never bothered finding out

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
this is a hijacking gtfo the thread

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

scott zoloft posted:

For whatever reason central PA is a bastion for poo poo like this. I have a friend who damned himself to shippensburg and his neighbors (16 and 18 year old brothers) conspire on a daily basis to doubleteam another 15 year old neighbor.
i've been there and the only good part was that Shippensburg University is pretty nice

they also have an annual corn festival or some poo poo, and i think that basically sums up how people have fun in central PA

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Drad_Bert posted:

this is a hijacking gtfo the thread


drad bert, you are my best forum friend

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Drad_Bert posted:

this is a hijacking gtfo the thread


oh poo poo!

naem
May 29, 2011

Sounds like he was just trying to get A HEAD

naem
May 29, 2011

He'll never be the HEAD of a major corpotarion

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

AugmentedVision posted:

I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think

e: yep thanks Erowid https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info6.shtml

Yeah at first I thought that's what the story was talking about.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sounds like he wasn't using his... brain. :smug:

(See because he didn't own the brain)

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cuck cuck im gay HAHA THIS NEVER GETS OLD posted:

His name is Josh Lee Long and he's not Asian? :eyepop:



lol that he's 26 years old.

put him with jerry sandusky pls

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Where's his TCC posts here?

ftfy

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