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http://www.wndu.com/content/news/Man-steals-brain-to-get-high-387042431.html A Central Pennsylvania man is accused of spraying fluid used to embalm a human brain on marijuana. Carlisle Police charged 26-year-old Joshua Lee Long with abuse of a corpse and conspiracy. They say Long allegedly stole the human brain and soaked the pot in the formaldehyde, using the fluid to get high. Court records show Long's aunt found the brain while cleaning out a trailer. The coroner's office confirmed it was a real human brain and most likely was a stolen medical teaching specimen. Police say Long was already in prison on multiple burglary charges.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 17:50 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:15 |
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What's his username here?
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 17:53 |
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For whatever reason central PA is a bastion for poo poo like this. I have a friend who damned himself to shippensburg and his neighbors (16 and 18 year old brothers) conspire on a daily basis to doubleteam another 15 year old neighbor.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 17:54 |
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Pretty sure embalming fluid is legal to buy, so there was absolutely no reason he had to steal a brain.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 17:55 |
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OP are we counting state college as central PA?
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 17:59 |
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absolutely. state college's concentration of hilljacks isn't as bad as say mt. union, but you'd be hardpressed to meet anyone who hasn't been directly or indirectly involved in some kind of redneck mouthfuck shed debauchery
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:03 |
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PA is a bad state lol
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:05 |
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His name is Josh Lee Long and he's not Asian? lol that he's 26 years old. jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jul 16, 2016 |
# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:09 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Pretty sure embalming fluid is legal to buy, so there was absolutely no reason he had to steal a brain. Yeah my friends used to dip blunts in it in highschool. I never joined them cause it seemed loving retarded but this also happened in PA so maybe it's just a thing we do
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:09 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Yeah my friends used to dip blunts in it in highschool. I never joined them cause it seemed loving retarded but this also happened in PA so maybe it's just a thing we do I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think e: yep thanks Erowid https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info6.shtml
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:13 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:16 |
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i've heard of dipping blunts but then i also read the story in scary stories to tell in the dark where a woman gets a prom dress that has formaldehyde on it and she DIES so i've always steered clear
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:16 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think So, then, what is "human brain" slang for, here?
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:19 |
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blowjob iirc
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:19 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:So, then, what is "human brain" slang for, here? human brain is when horace drags lenny into the shed and knocks his skull against the tin siding.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:24 |
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gently caress central pa. north east pa rules!
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:26 |
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Nascardad posted:gently caress central pa. north east pa rules! homie i'll be driving past scranton in an hour or so hmu
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:27 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think That would make more sense I never bothered finding out
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:28 |
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this is a hijacking gtfo the thread
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:33 |
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scott zoloft posted:For whatever reason central PA is a bastion for poo poo like this. I have a friend who damned himself to shippensburg and his neighbors (16 and 18 year old brothers) conspire on a daily basis to doubleteam another 15 year old neighbor. they also have an annual corn festival or some poo poo, and i think that basically sums up how people have fun in central PA
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:35 |
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Drad_Bert posted:this is a hijacking gtfo the thread drad bert, you are my best forum friend
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:36 |
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Drad_Bert posted:this is a hijacking gtfo the thread oh poo poo!
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:37 |
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Sounds like he was just trying to get A HEAD
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:50 |
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He'll never be the HEAD of a major corpotarion
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:50 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm pretty sure "embalming fluid/formaldehyde" is slang/metaphor for PCP. There is some confusion going on here I think Yeah at first I thought that's what the story was talking about.
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 18:59 |
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Sounds like he wasn't using his... brain. (See because he didn't own the brain)
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 21:14 |
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cuck cuck im gay HAHA THIS NEVER GETS OLD posted:His name is Josh Lee Long and he's not Asian? put him with jerry sandusky pls
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# ? Jul 16, 2016 21:31 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:Where's his TCC posts here? ftfy
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