I am Barack Obama AMA

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Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

Hi guys I am 44th US president Barack Obama. As I am leaving office soon I wanted to give some of my most valued constituents the opportunity to ask me questions.

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

is all of this is just an excuse to make an Obama krusty?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:07

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Did you mean what you said when you told me that you loved me?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:08

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

is all of this is just an excuse to make an Obama krusty?

Let me be clear. No

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:08

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

so what exactly did you threaten Bernie with when he visited the white house?

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Elusif: Jun 9, 2008

mr president, what would you look like as a clown?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:09

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

How many interns have you banged in the oval office?

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gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Mr President, what's a good wine with grilled orange roughy?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:12

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Are threesomes really overrated?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:13

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

so what exactly did you threaten Bernie with when he visited the white house?

Senator Sanders had some very legitimate concerns about the direction of the democratic party and that progressive positions would be obfuscated or ignored for the sake of party cohesion. I took him to the wine cellar Thomas Jefferson had built on the property and explained to him that this was were the devil lives locked him into a steamer trunk belonging to a 1812 war widow for several hours wherein he claimed to ohave communion with the indian chief who brought him around to our way of thinking

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

mr president, what would you look like as a clown?

I don't know, maybe like this :shrug:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:14

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Do you think the 8 year old joke of fake and ironic cia names for political figures installing a military dictatorship transparently in our government that has been perpetuated by cia splinter cells committing acts of global and domestic terrorism has run a little thin?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:16

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

Pawn 17 posted:

How many interns have you banged in the oval office?

None I am a happily married man although Michelle and I have experimented with other couples in the past.

gleebster posted:

Mr President, what's a good wine with grilled orange roughy?

I would recommend a dry white wine like a riesling

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Are threesomes really overrated?

Threesomes are good but take a lot of effort to coordinate and are only worth it if all parties are really into it. The first time can be terrifying but its important to persevere through

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Who really did 9/11?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:17

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

What is your favorite soup?

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Elusif: Jun 9, 2008

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Who really did 9/11?

it was me, sorry

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

What's up with you and Putin? One day you're hugging and kissing, the next day you're making GBS threads all over eachother on air. Did you guys have a fight and if so can you please make up before something bad happens?

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Mr President how does it make you feel that I sent lowtax ten dollars before you did?

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Is cum ghosts?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 23:24

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Drad_Bert posted:

Let me be clear. No

came to ask this, left disappointed.

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blacks or whites, who is the best race?

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Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Do you think the 8 year old joke of fake and ironic cia names for political figures installing a military dictatorship transparently in our government that has been perpetuated by cia splinter cells committing acts of global and domestic terrorism has run a little thin?

A little but only on account of the agency's diminishing influence on world events in favor of social experiments using recreational research chemicals. Of these, only Krokodil has had its intended effect although experiments with Phenazepam in South America have yielded some positive results.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Who really did 9/11?

A hardline faction of the government of the People's Republic of China by way of Arab Maoist groups masquerading as Islamic fundamentalists, the intention being to draw the US into a prolonged war on the Arab peninsula, gradually eroding its power and influence and bringing rise to neo-isolationist sentiment throughout the country, thus giving China a free hand to expand its sphere of influence throughout Africa, the arab world and Asia pacific.

satanic splash-back posted:

What is your favorite soup?

Minestrone

phasmid posted:

What's up with you and Putin? One day you're hugging and kissing, the next day you're making GBS threads all over eachother on air. Did you guys have a fight and if so can you please make up before something bad happens?

Russo-American relations are a difficult subject to broach. My administration has held to the Bush administrations stance re: Russia which entails acknowledging the continuing influence of Russia in the post-Soviet era and that countries status as a great power also slowly working up massaging the inner thighs sensually before lightly touching the taint and scrotum. America can not afford to buy into the delusion that Russia is only to be taken seriously as an militarily aggressive authoritarian state.

reignofevil posted:

Mr President how does it make you feel that I sent lowtax ten dollars before you did?

Disappointed but understanding

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Is cum ghosts?

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

What is cum?

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ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Good job with racial equality, you dickwad

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

Good job with racial equality, you dickwad

state it in the form of a question, please

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Science Rocket: Sep 4, 2006; Putting the Flash in Flash Man

How Muslim are you really?

# ? Jul 17, 2016 00:07

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Drad_Bert posted:

Hi guys I am 44th US president Barack Obama. As I am leaving office soon I wanted to give some of my most valued constituents the opportunity to ask me questions.

whats your fav pic op

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Hogge Wild posted:

whats your fav pic op

The lemonparty pic with John McCain as all three grandpas. Obviously.

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Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

you got gears?

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Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

I'm Vladimir Putin.

I hope we can still be friends after you're done being President. You might not believe it, but I love and respect Barry, the man, just as much as I love and respect Barack the US President. If anything, our friendship will be even stronger when we're not locked in a state of constant international rivalry.

I just wanted you to know that. You are always welcome at my house and at my secret underground complex. Will you still visit?

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm Vladimir Putin.

I hope we can still be friends after you're done being President. You might not believe it, but I love and respect Barry, the man, just as much as I love and respect Barack the US President. If anything, our friendship will be even stronger when we're not locked in a state of constant international rivalry.

I just wanted you to know that. You are always welcome at my house and at my secret underground complex. Will you still visit?

post youre dick

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RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

How come no one has ever thrown a shoe at you like they did to Bush?

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Guys! Guys! I talked to the president Barack Hussein Obama today!

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Salem Saberhagen: Feb 23, 2009

Mr president, do you feel ashamed when using the squatty potty in front of your wife when you accidentally leave the bathroom door open?

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Why do you say "uhhh" all the time

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

which movie is better: Con Air or The Rock?

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

I am Abdulaziz Ibn Saud's butler's weekend maid and I welcome you to the thread.

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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

thanks a lot

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Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What is cum?

It's not ghosts persay because cum is corporeal but it is a supernatural entity not the shadow of life like a reverent but that of potential life potential little baby fairylings swarming over your body invading every orifice

RicochetD20 posted:

How Muslim are you really?

As all hell

Hogge Wild posted:

whats your fav pic op

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The lemonparty pic with John McCain as all three grandpas. Obviously.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

you got gears?

I don't know what this is is this some hiphoppity lingo the kids use these days

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm Vladimir Putin.

I hope we can still be friends after you're done being President. You might not believe it, but I love and respect Barry, the man, just as much as I love and respect Barack the US President. If anything, our friendship will be even stronger when we're not locked in a state of constant international rivalry.

I just wanted you to know that. You are always welcome at my house and at my secret underground complex. Will you still visit?

Vlad I know things have been difficult lately but I treasure the time we have spent together. Please know that your actions and the actions of your country have hurt me deeply. Please be the better man we both know you are.

RaceBannon posted:

How come no one has ever thrown a shoe at you like they did to Bush?

Because I'm a secret muslim oh poo poo

Salem Saberhagen posted:

Mr president, do you feel ashamed when using the squatty potty in front of your wife when you accidentally leave the bathroom door open?

That is a rude question. I would not leave the door open either accidentally or on purpose

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Why do you say "uhhh" all the time

When I was a boy, a white person hit me in te face with a rock, causing a permanent speech impediment. I'm in speech therapy but the prognosis is not good