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Been married longer than some of you shitbirds been alive. Don't AMA, I don't want to talk about it.
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Grats.
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Jul 16, 2016 23:20
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Nice
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Jul 16, 2016 23:23
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I mean that in the terrorism sense
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Jul 16, 2016 23:23
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WHAT IS HIS NAME
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Jul 16, 2016 23:23
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What's the secret to a long happy marriage?
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Jul 16, 2016 23:26
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Need me to get your hearing aid grandpa?
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Jul 16, 2016 23:27
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congrats OP my tenth is coming up nothing more satisfying in life then a successful partnership with your best friend 
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Jul 16, 2016 23:29
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jackyl posted:WHAT IS HIS NAME
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Jul 16, 2016 23:30
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How many affairs for you and for her?
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Jul 16, 2016 23:31
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You should sever OP
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Jul 16, 2016 23:33
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In just 30 more years you'll have somethin' to really celebrate. 
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Jul 16, 2016 23:33
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Would you do it again?
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Jul 16, 2016 23:35
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Congratulations op, I hope you're happy together
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Jul 16, 2016 23:35
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dee eight posted:Been married longer than some of you shitbirds been alive. then why the gently caress BRING IT UP what the HELL are you trying to PULL here
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Jul 16, 2016 23:36
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we get it your ancient bro
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Jul 16, 2016 23:37
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voted option 3
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Jul 16, 2016 23:38
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Boinks posted:What's the secret to a long happy marriage? Who the hell said anything about happy? TontoCorazon posted:Need me to get your hearing aid grandpa? Why would I need a hand grendade? poopnanners posted:Would you do it again? If I had it all to do over again, I'd do it all over you.
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Jul 16, 2016 23:40
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Zzulu posted:then why the gently caress BRING IT UP It pairs well with my 'goddamned 61st birthday' thread. Continuity, y'know.
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Jul 16, 2016 23:43
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dee eight posted:Been married longer than some of you shitbirds been alive. Did u ever sex goirl
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Jul 16, 2016 23:47
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maker posted:Did u ever sex goirl tab A in slot B
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Jul 16, 2016 23:49
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Are you to the point where when the two of you go out to eat you eat your entire meal in silence? I've seen those couples out and figured they either had the best marriages or the worst marriages. You're either so in tune with one another you almost know what the other is thinking or you are silently wishing the other would choke on their food and die so you could move on and attempt to be happy without losing half your poo poo. So which are you?
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Jul 16, 2016 23:52
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congrats on getting some 60 year old pootang tonight op
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PromethiumX posted:Are you to the point where when the two of you go out to eat you eat your entire meal in silence? I've seen those couples out and figured they either had the best marriages or the worst marriages. You're either so in tune with one another you almost know what the other is thinking or you are silently wishing the other would choke on their food and die so you could move on and attempt to be happy without losing half your poo poo. I know she's hoping I'll choke, and she knows I'm thinking about having another double bourbon.
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Jul 17, 2016 00:01
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Your kids are probably older than me
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vols bitch posted:congrats on getting some 60 year old pootang tonight op don't knock it until you've tried it ChrisHansen posted:Your kids are probably older than me I got shoes older than you.
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Jul 17, 2016 00:03
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I think your spouse should be your best friend and mortal enemy ideally
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Jul 17, 2016 00:03
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Op would you estimate you've banged your wife over 10000 times
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Jul 17, 2016 00:04
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dee eight posted:Been married longer than some of you shitbirds been alive. your wife's still got it 
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Jul 17, 2016 00:04
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Do you have a daughter? Is she single?
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Op would you estimate you've banged your wife over 10000 times Yeah, that's a conservative estimate Hogge Wild posted:your wife's still got it jesus marty and joseph that's a lot of woman ChrisHansen posted:Do you have a daughter? Is she single? Yeah, and will probably remain that way. See the pic above.
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Jul 17, 2016 00:09
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Do you have to spice up your love life to keep it interesting? Ball spanking perhaps?
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Jul 17, 2016 00:20
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Celebrating my 7th tonight. Planning my wife's parents 50th for August, 2017
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Colonel Cancer posted:You should sever OP Well we knew it wasn't gonna work out after about 25 years, but we decided we're going to wait to get a divorce until the children are dead.
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Jul 17, 2016 00:39
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whats your favorite night time maneuver?
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satanic splash-back posted:whats your favorite night time maneuver? It's a toss-up between Sailor Nick and the Mermaid -or- Birdlady Serves the Omelette du Fromage..
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dee eight posted:Well we knew it wasn't gonna work out after about 25 years, but we decided we're going to wait to get a divorce until the children are dead. a smart move imo it's not like millennials will survive on their own
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Jul 17, 2016 01:06
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dee eight posted:Been married longer than some of you shitbirds been alive. christ dude, my parents are only at 37
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Jul 17, 2016 01:27
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they say if you are an old person on the forums that genesplicer slowly sucks the old out of you while you sleep to strengthen his own powers
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this seems very underwhelming without some actual posts about your marriage or age i think its cool that some goons are older, and i want some insight into how you think
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