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so imagine some kind of alternate reality where you are forced to make a burrito and you have every single element on earth at your disposal. the winner of the contest will become the king. dont forget about "wet burritos" sauces will count towards your overall score i guess bye
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Hi I'm a retard from outer space I don't know what a burrito is. It's, it's basically like a "tube sandwich" folded in at the ends right? 
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Jul 17, 2016 02:18
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suck my dick you fuckman
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Jul 17, 2016 02:18
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ok i'm imagining
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Jul 17, 2016 02:19
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A cheap tortilla wrapped around one of those tubes of discount ground beef. Microwave for 8 minutes, let sit for 8 monutes, enjoy!
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Jul 17, 2016 02:19
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my burrito would be made with coal.
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Jul 17, 2016 02:19
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yum. im getting hungy over here someone rub my belly and lick the shadt of my boner
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Jul 17, 2016 02:20
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You rang?
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Jul 17, 2016 02:20
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neato burrito posted:You rang? hi. nice fo meat you lol. please list your ingredients
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Jul 17, 2016 02:21
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100% wet goosemeat, goosemeat style
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Jul 17, 2016 02:23
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:ok i'm imagining i'm making a hella good burrito in my mind's eye
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Jul 17, 2016 02:24
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm making a hella good burrito in my mind's eye im eating this burrito
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm making a hella good burrito in my mind's eye im like licking my chops over here
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Jul 17, 2016 02:25
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dad gay. so what posted:hi. nice fo meat you lol. please list your ingredients Cayanne pepper flour tortilla, refried beans, fajita steak, mexican rice, shredded pepper jack cheese, lettuce, cilantro, minced red onion, pico de gallo, and a habanero based hot sauce. Topped off with a conservative amount of queso cheese, or on the side if you're not feeling messy.
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Jul 17, 2016 02:25
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Sheep-Goats posted:100% wet goosemeat, goosemeat style
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Jul 17, 2016 02:25
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qdoba
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neato burrito posted:Cayanne pepper flour tortilla, refried beans, fajita steak, mexican rice, shredded pepper jack cheese, lettuce, cilantro, minced red onion, pico de gallo, and a habanero based hot sauce. Topped off with a conservative amount of queso cheese, or on the side if you're not feeling messy. sounds pretty legit. *bites you*
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Jul 17, 2016 02:26
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neato burrito posted:You rang? gently caress you i thought you were nooner with the flamingo avvy
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Jul 17, 2016 02:26
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i had chipotle one time and it was some lame rear end bland poo poo taco bell is way better
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Jul 17, 2016 02:26
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vols bitch posted:i had chipotle one time and it was some lame rear end bland poo poo dont eat that poo poo dude
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Jul 17, 2016 02:27
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i know someone who has eaten and enjoyed a ramen burrito. More than once.
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Jul 17, 2016 02:28
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dad gay. so what posted:dont eat that poo poo dude
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Jul 17, 2016 02:29
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this thread is for serious discussion of burrito construction everything else should be in e/n
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Jul 17, 2016 02:32
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maybe some deli sliced ham and american cheese role up and slathered in mayo in a soft tortilla
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Jul 17, 2016 02:32
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some spaghetti and red sauce with lettuce and pickles rolled in a soft tortilla
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Jul 17, 2016 02:34
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how to make a burrito find mexican lady give her money eat burrito
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Jul 17, 2016 02:34
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tortilla brown stuff dark brown stuff weird mushy stuff cheese hot sauce cheese hot sauce more hot sauce wrap tortilla hot sauce to taste
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Jul 17, 2016 02:35
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lettuce in a burrito is an abomination
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Jul 17, 2016 02:36
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That's random as hell OP
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Jul 17, 2016 02:36
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This really is a strange modernist place. People are so strange, eating tubes of food. Sometimes I feel alone. 
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Jul 17, 2016 02:39
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for real chipotle - bad moes - okay qdoba - owns
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Jul 17, 2016 02:41
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I will make a 5 meat and cheese burrito using steak, chicken, pork, lamb, and goat meats with several kinds of cheese. As well as your typical beans and rice.
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Jul 17, 2016 02:43
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jackyl posted:for real no one cares about that poo poo. homemade burritos only
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Jul 17, 2016 02:44
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Carmant posted:That's random as hell OP im not sure i follow
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Jul 17, 2016 02:45
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dad gay. so what posted:no one cares about that poo poo. homemade burritos only suck my homemade burrito fuckman
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vols bitch posted:suck my homemade burrito fuckman no
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Jul 17, 2016 02:45
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Breaking my rule on GBs threads for DGSW here. Imagine if the whole planet: earth was the burriot. the planet crust is the wrapper and everything inside is the stuffings the molten core is an extra hot sauce.
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Jul 17, 2016 02:47
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so i like ground beef refried beans with a little bacon grease chedda some sauce made out of top sirloin and a bunch of jalepenos and poo poo (kind of a redneck "red sauce") lettuce onion tomato gently caress off
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Jul 17, 2016 02:48
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Hey dad gay I'm in the people's republic right now and I'm gonna get a sushi burrito
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oh yeah sour cream is key cause the sauce is hot as gently caress
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