[burrito paradise] try and think of a burrito

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

so imagine some kind of alternate reality where you are forced to make a burrito and you have every single element on earth at your disposal. the winner of the contest will become the king.

dont forget about "wet burritos" sauces will count towards your overall score i guess

bye

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:17

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:51

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

yum. im getting hungy over here someone rub my belly and lick the shadt of my boner

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:20

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

neato burrito posted:

You rang?

hi. nice fo meat you lol. please list your ingredients

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:21

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm making a hella good burrito in my mind's eye

im like licking my chops over here

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:25

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

neato burrito posted:

Cayanne pepper flour tortilla, refried beans, fajita steak, mexican rice, shredded pepper jack cheese, lettuce, cilantro, minced red onion, pico de gallo, and a habanero based hot sauce. Topped off with a conservative amount of queso cheese, or on the side if you're not feeling messy.

sounds pretty legit. *bites you*

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:26

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

i had chipotle one time and it was some lame rear end bland poo poo

taco bell is way better

dont eat that poo poo dude

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:27

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

this thread is for serious discussion of burrito construction everything else should be in e/n

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:32

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

for real

chipotle - bad
moes - okay
qdoba - owns

no one cares about that poo poo. homemade burritos only

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:44

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Carmant posted:

That's random as hell OP

im not sure i follow

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:45

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

suck my homemade burrito fuckman

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:45

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

so i like

ground beef
refried beans with a little bacon grease
chedda

some sauce made out of top sirloin and a bunch of jalepenos and poo poo (kind of a redneck "red sauce")

lettuce
onion
tomato
gently caress off

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:48

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

oh yeah sour cream is key cause the sauce is hot as gently caress

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:48

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom posted:

Breaking my rule on GBs threads for DGSW here.

Imagine if the whole planet: earth was the burriot. the planet crust is the wrapper and everything inside is the stuffings the molten core is an extra hot sauce.

that sounds pretty good actually

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:49

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

the corner of my yard is starting to reek because of all the pissings

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:52

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

hot sauce is for subhuman scum that have weak rear end taste buds and cant enjoy the flavor of food

in my "wet burrito" the sauce is half the reason to eat them. you would puke out of your rear end with joy

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:53

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

excuse me se�or the op said this thread was to talk about burritos

my bad but im kind of a free wheeler when it comes to posting

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 02:54

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im using my toilet as a burrito and im filling it with poo poo from my rear end in a top hat and im topping it with piss streaming out of my penis fyi. will report back

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:03

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

her enormous breasts are practically spilling out of her tight dress

hachi machi

sounds like a possible burrito encounter. sniff her cootee

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:09

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm just trying to make the world's best burrito her but i think she's giving me bedroom eyes

is it hot in here?

it is now *exposes fully erect boner*

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:14

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

did someone order a burrito??

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:15

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

dad gay get out of my imagination i'm trying to score here

my bad

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:16

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

The Pony Incident posted:

wheres the goon from my rice thread who says rice doesn't belong on a burrito

uh. rice has no place in a burrito. you can put it on the side if you want but otherwise gently caress off

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:18

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

rice is good on a burrito

lol

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:20

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

the reason people put poo poo like rice in a burrito is because they have no integrity. they are selling you a pile of poo poo.

this thread is about actual burritos you stupid scumbags

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:21

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

The best burrito is always the burrito u have, because you can't gently caress a burrito u don't have. - Ferris Bueler

i just want to eat this burrito please dont make it difficult - cameron

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 04:17

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Vargs posted:

is this the sequel to burnout paradise because it sounds better already

it can be if you please it

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 04:38

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Tenzarin posted:

I drop my burrito into a deep fryer to make to true burrito.... The Chimichanga.

Steak Fajitas smoked to medium rare wrapped in a tortilla and dropped into a deep fryer then covered with cheese and sour cream.

that sounds pretty good, fatty

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 14:59

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im eating a turd rolled in toilet paper

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 18:17

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

JakeP posted:

how many ★'s?

3/5

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 18:58

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

sometimes i wrap myself up in a blanket and pretend i am a burrito having burrito adventures

me too

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 19:00

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:51

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

i want to create a cartoon about a family of burritos that live in a small burrito village in a fantasy like setting where the little burritos have to fight dragons and poo poo

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 19:16

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