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Now, hear me out. So there's a lot of starving people in Africa and South America. And they have to eat every day. Well, we have all these people here in the rich countries like America and Europe. And we have poor people who make lots of babies they can't raise. Why don't we just take the poor people's babies, turn them into food, and send them to Africa for the poor people to eat? If we don't tell them its baby food they won't get grossed out. And, the poors here will be very grateful, eventually if not at first. Let's get this passed as an amendment. I need your help. (Also, if there are any problems/kinks we need to work out, let's do it now!!!)
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 04:51 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 12:32 |
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Hmmm, like a spreadable baby paste maybe? I like the idea.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 04:53 |
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you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 04:54 |
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send OP to his grave
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 04:55 |
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lol holey poo poo thats twisted as gently caress, but i guesd they dont call it something awful for nothing XD
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 04:55 |
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symbolic posted:you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift Nah, nobody gives a poo poo about the Irish
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 04:59 |
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"An Whacky Tobacky": Smoke babies. Smoke yer children. Poors. 420 E: vvv sry
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:00 |
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"An" you gently caress
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:00 |
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suck my gulliver, you fuckman
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:04 |
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hth posted:suck my gulliver, you fuckman Pm me
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:05 |
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where am i?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:07 |
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dad gay. so what posted:where am i? you are among friends
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:09 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you are among friends i fell out of my pod
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:09 |
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symbolic posted:you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift Nah man J. Swift (not T. Swift) just was like, "man, I bet baby meat is tender as gently caress we should eat it," while OP has the entrepreneurial spirit of selling the food babies to the third world, BIG difference.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:09 |
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OP do you have a distributor lined up for this endeavor? Unwanted-baby-collecting-mobiles to gather supply? A warehouse with lots of cooking stuff like vats and chemicals? Lots of logistics to work through here.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:11 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i fell out of my pod youre experiencing pod sickness
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:14 |
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Enfield posted:youre experiencing pod sickness im so cold
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:16 |
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dad gay. so what posted:im so cold try applying friction to your thorax
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:18 |
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giggity
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:18 |
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Enfield posted:try applying friction to your thorax i cant move my beacons
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:23 |
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i must withdraw to meditate. stay frosty
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:24 |
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Chief McHeath posted:OP do you have a distributor lined up for this endeavor? Unwanted-baby-collecting-mobiles to gather supply? A warehouse with lots of cooking stuff like vats and chemicals? Lots of logistics to work through here. I'm hoping the government will since that liberal Obama already took all my money, might as well take those babies and use that money for something actually help the pore.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:24 |
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Enfield posted:i must withdraw to meditate. stay frosty go with god
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:24 |
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can you explain why you would feed non-americans before americans? none of this makes any sense.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:26 |
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satanic splash-back posted:can you explain why you would feed non-americans before americans? none of this makes any sense. Excuse me, the name of your country is THE UNIteD STATES OF AMERICA, America is a WHOLE CONTINTENT you shitlord, don't appropriate the nomenclaturs Make up your own name, like UnitedStatesian
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:38 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Excuse me, the name of your country is THE UNIteD STATES OF AMERICA, America is a WHOLE CONTINTENT you shitlord, don't appropriate the nomenclaturs the rest of the continent can appropriate america when their nuclear stockpile is bigger than ours until then, suck it bithc
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:42 |
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symbolic posted:you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift Poors sleep much too late! (bwup bwup bup bupbup bwup bwup) Got nothing on their plate! (bwup bwup bup bupbup) bwup bwup At least, that's what the fops say-ay-ay-ayyyy. Mmm. Mmm. The wigs make them look gay-ay-ay-ayyyy. Mmm. Mmm. But poors keep boozing. Can't stop won't stop snoozing. It's like they got this music in their mind cause they can't go to the Opera. clap, clap, clap
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:56 |
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why should we support any of these poors at all? just let them die.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 05:57 |
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I would like to offer a counter-proposal where OP never makes another thread or post again.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:09 |
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All must die without exemption, but we can encourage expedition of the end of this thread. Gas op ban thread.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:15 |
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*farts*
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:17 |
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but seriously implement food reparations so that the west must pay for the centuries of deprivation african countries have endured due to centuries of resource extraction and exploitation at the hands of the west
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:19 |
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dad gay. so what posted:go with god i am pretty sure i just read a murder being ordered on somebody
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:19 |
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jimmyjams posted:but seriously implement food reparations so that the west must pay for the centuries of deprivation african countries have endured due to centuries of resource extraction and exploitation at the hands of the west counter-suggestion: no.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:20 |
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hth posted:counter-suggestion: no. *farts in ur mouth*
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:20 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i cant move my beacons what's a beacon in this context? are we talking physical objects or signals and shite, cos those are non-physical, unless of course ...
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:23 |
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satanic splash-back posted:can you explain why you would feed non-americans before americans? none of this makes any sense. I have another plan involving the distribution of high-quality liposuction fat in order to further equalize America's citizens, but that can wait First we must equalize world privilege.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:23 |
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I think we should snort and/or shoot up babies rather than eating them. Get with the loving times.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 06:51 |
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The Unholy Ghost posted:Why don't we just take the poor people's babies, turn them into food, and send them to Africa for the poor people to eat? If we don't tell them its baby food they won't get grossed out. And, the poors here will be very grateful, eventually if not at first. Why not just use the poor people babies that are already in Africa? Saves money on shipping.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 07:19 |
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You dont even have to weed out the aids babies cause everyone there has it already! Everybody wins!
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