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The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Now, hear me out.

So there's a lot of starving people in Africa and South America. And they have to eat every day.

Well, we have all these people here in the rich countries like America and Europe. And we have poor people who make lots of babies they can't raise.

Why don't we just take the poor people's babies, turn them into food, and send them to Africa for the poor people to eat? If we don't tell them its baby food they won't get grossed out. And, the poors here will be very grateful, eventually if not at first.

Let's get this passed as an amendment. I need your help.

(Also, if there are any problems/kinks we need to work out, let's do it now!!!)

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hmmm, like a spreadable baby paste maybe? I like the idea. :frogon:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
send OP to his grave

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol holey poo poo thats twisted as gently caress, but i guesd they dont call it something awful for nothing XD

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

symbolic posted:

you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift

Nah, nobody gives a poo poo about the Irish

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
"An Whacky Tobacky":

Smoke babies. Smoke yer children. Poors. 420

E: vvv sry

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
"An" you gently caress

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

suck my gulliver, you fuckman

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

hth posted:

suck my gulliver, you fuckman

Pm me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
where am i?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

you are among friends

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

you are among friends

i fell out of my pod

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

symbolic posted:

you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift

Nah man J. Swift (not T. Swift) just was like, "man, I bet baby meat is tender as gently caress we should eat it," while OP has the entrepreneurial spirit of selling the food babies to the third world, BIG difference.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

OP do you have a distributor lined up for this endeavor? Unwanted-baby-collecting-mobiles to gather supply? A warehouse with lots of cooking stuff like vats and chemicals? Lots of logistics to work through here.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

i fell out of my pod

youre experiencing pod sickness

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

youre experiencing pod sickness

im so cold

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

try applying friction to your thorax

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
giggity

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

try applying friction to your thorax

i cant move my beacons

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i must withdraw to meditate. stay frosty

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

Chief McHeath posted:

OP do you have a distributor lined up for this endeavor? Unwanted-baby-collecting-mobiles to gather supply? A warehouse with lots of cooking stuff like vats and chemicals? Lots of logistics to work through here.

I'm hoping the government will since that liberal Obama already took all my money, might as well take those babies and use that money for something actually help the pore.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i must withdraw to meditate. stay frosty

go with god

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

can you explain why you would feed non-americans before americans? none of this makes any sense.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

satanic splash-back posted:

can you explain why you would feed non-americans before americans? none of this makes any sense.

Excuse me, the name of your country is THE UNIteD STATES OF AMERICA, America is a WHOLE CONTINTENT you shitlord, don't appropriate the nomenclaturs

Make up your own name, like UnitedStatesian

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Don Tacorleone posted:

Excuse me, the name of your country is THE UNIteD STATES OF AMERICA, America is a WHOLE CONTINTENT you shitlord, don't appropriate the nomenclaturs

Make up your own name, like UnitedStatesian

the rest of the continent can appropriate america when their nuclear stockpile is bigger than ours

until then, suck it bithc

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

symbolic posted:

you're plagiarizing Jonathan Swift


Poors sleep much too late!

(bwup bwup bup bupbup bwup bwup)

Got nothing on their plate!

(bwup bwup bup bupbup) bwup bwup

At least, that's what the fops say-ay-ay-ayyyy.

Mmm. Mmm.

The wigs make them look gay-ay-ay-ayyyy.

Mmm. Mmm.

But poors keep boozing.

Can't stop won't stop snoozing.

It's like they got this music

in their mind

cause they can't go to the Opera.

clap, clap, clap

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
why should we support any of these poors at all? just let them die.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I would like to offer a counter-proposal where OP never makes another thread or post again.

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
All must die without exemption, but we can encourage expedition of the end of this thread. Gas op ban thread.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
*farts*

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
but seriously implement food reparations so that the west must pay for the centuries of deprivation african countries have endured due to centuries of resource extraction and exploitation at the hands of the west

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


i am pretty sure i just read a murder being ordered on somebody

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

jimmyjams posted:

but seriously implement food reparations so that the west must pay for the centuries of deprivation african countries have endured due to centuries of resource extraction and exploitation at the hands of the west

counter-suggestion: no.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

hth posted:

counter-suggestion: no.

*farts in ur mouth*

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

i cant move my beacons

what's a beacon in this context? are we talking physical objects or signals and shite, cos those are non-physical, unless of course ...

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

satanic splash-back posted:

can you explain why you would feed non-americans before americans? none of this makes any sense.

I have another plan involving the distribution of high-quality liposuction fat in order to further equalize America's citizens, but that can wait

First we must equalize world privilege.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I think we should snort and/or shoot up babies rather than eating them. Get with the loving times.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Unholy Ghost posted:

Why don't we just take the poor people's babies, turn them into food, and send them to Africa for the poor people to eat? If we don't tell them its baby food they won't get grossed out. And, the poors here will be very grateful, eventually if not at first.

Why not just use the poor people babies that are already in Africa? Saves money on shipping.

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Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
You dont even have to weed out the aids babies cause everyone there has it already! Everybody wins!

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